Spoilers obviously.
Alright, so, this is probably just going to turn into a flaming rage rant so be forewarned.
I just finished reading Wicked (the novel), like 10 minutes ago. And I need to get some shit off my chest.
Let me set it up first, I have loved LOVED the broadway version for years now, and I was so SO completely ready to just love the shit out of this book. And I did. Until about the last 50 pages.
The universe he managed to create was so incredibly dark and twisted and more than anything it felt real, it felt, in it’s own twisted way, right. I say this in contrast to The Wizard of Oz...which just, oh my gods wtf. And I was getting ramped up for this amazing ending...
I’ll pause here, because you know what fuck it. The show ending, Elphaba fakes her death and disappears into the hills. Great, that’s a strong character move, it proves she’s smart and resourceful. But of course I had manged to realize just how little the writers of the show cared about the novel...at all... by about 100 pages in when Glinda and Elphie go to Oz for the first time...oh wow, can you have more of a giant fuck you to the characters than that?! In the book Elphie is disturbed and disheartened by the pain and poverty she sees there and Glinda just sort of stares at the architecture (Which is cool, cause that’s her thing)... but in the show...yeah, singing and dancing and omg the best thing ever, this awesome.
And it just spirals out of control from there. I’m pretty sure the writers didn’t even bother to read the rest of the novel, it was just a general yeeeaah fuck it who cares. I literally can’t find a single point of commonality between characters or events after about 100 pages in (never mind the fact that the entire birth of Elphaba is completely different in show too). It’s just, flat out, a completely different story.
So anyways, I was ramped up for an amazing ending and then Macquire does the most retarded thing I could have ever thought up. He kept the fucking death by a glass of water.
W....T.....F.
You’ve spent 500 pages developing this brilliant, strong amazing woman, that I love and am so completely invested in...and then you turn that around and just gut that fish all over the floor?! Of all the retarded things from the Wizard of Oz you could have kept and didn’t, you kept the frickin water!? No strong character choice like she decides to sacrifice herself so Dorothy can go home, or even just a selfish move so she could escape to hills (like she’s been planning for 7 years btw, you’re seriously telling me she wouldn’t have thought up some sort of plan when she found out Dorothy was coming to kill her...oh, hey, kill 2 birds with one stone, awesome!)
It’s just nope she’s dead now...no seriously, that’s it, Dorothy throws a glass of water at her and she dies. What? You maybe wanted a proper payoff for this character I spent 500 pages crafting..hah, fuck that.
I just don’t get it.
Maybe if any of you have read the book you can talk me off this ledge, cause I just don’t know what the happened. Did I miss something? Or is the ending really just THAT retarded?