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TechNoir wrote:

For that matter, why does teacher and schools seemingly insist on showing really artsy films to young people. Surely introductions to film or film education is best done with more mainstream films, to make sure there is a more geniune interest there to begin with. I saw The Royal Tenenbaums in school aswell, another film I have that weird type of relationship with for that reason.

They probably assume you're going to see the mainstream ones on your own. The whole idea is to show you something you probably WON'T search out. Same with books. I never would have read The Good Earth, or even known it existed, but 30 years after that English class some of the themes still come to the fore now and then.

As for Amadeus, it's the type of film you show to try and get kids to at least give "classical" music a chance. Show it was the rebellious pop/rock music of its day.

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fireproof78 wrote:

I know that I am not as harsh on the prequels as some, but man, I am surprised that people still have a love of the prequels.

I'm sure many people watched them, liked them, and in all honesty never gave them another thought. They have their opinion, so why bother hearing that of others? After all, why be talked out of your memory of pleasure? It's just a movie smile

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A troll is simply someone who wants a reaction. It could be someone saying what they truly believe in a hostel forum, or someone making stuff up. Hell, I was probably a troll when I was polite in a few very nasty message threads. I certainly did it just to see the reaction.

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Birth of the Living Dead

http://yearofthelivingdead.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Birth-Final-poster-700x1024.png

A fun documentary, compensating for the lack of actual behind the scenes photos by using illustrations. I especially liked how it focused ONLY on the original movie, not even mentioning the later dead films. This was the story of how some guys who had filmed commercials and Mr. Rogers segments managed to create something special.

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given the framing of that middle one, I fully expect some kind of monster to come running up into view from behind the middle rise.

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Fido wrote:
BigDamnArtist wrote:

...I just don't know why the New Whose Line feels so grating and painful.

I've watch a few of the new version and could it be:

The whole show feels like an event organised at an OAP home, with Aisha in charge explaining everything slowly and in excruciating detail for the residents / contestants. And yes we know the points don't matter, but telling us that before each game feels too much. Also seeing 90 year old lie on top of a female guest looks kinda icky. Or could it simply be having a young female host instead of the old Drew Carey brings a different dynamic to the proceedings - she doesn't partake in the hoesdowns, right ?!

The original UK host didn't partake in anything either. I do agree part of it is the lack of Drew Carey, as you could feel the genuine give and take between him and the performers. I also wouldn't be surprised if his behind the scenes work was more than you'd think.

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Both the original UK version and the US one are damned good. The US series has the advantage of a hell of a lot more episodes, so there's more of a chance for great moments. The "Cosby and Hitler" bit, and its aftermath, is just hilarious.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/45/GXKG_Poster.jpg/220px-GXKG_Poster.jpg

It takes a bad movie to revive a franchise.

The second career of Godzilla was off to a bad start. Godzilla 1984 had done OK, but not great, not helped by a butchered New World Cinema US version which cut huge chunks out and added Raymond Burr scenes (according to some, the cuts actually helped in many cases). Five years later, Godzilla vs Biollante was released to poor ticket sales. A distribution fight resulted in it getting no US release for a few years, at which time it was dumped off to HBO. An attempt to get the rights to King Kong for another matchup between the two monsters fizzled out.

The reboot was in crisis. What to do?

Back to basics, that's what.

Our story starts with a UFO landing, quite openly, in Japan. Not caring about this, a writer who wants to move on from stupid fake stuff, like UFO's, to real things like living dinosaurs talks to a WW II army vet. The man claims a dinosaur saved him and his men from the Americans on an island in 1944. Another officer who was there has photos proving it. By coincidence, it turns out the UFO is actually a time ship, manned by a bunch of caucasians and one Japanese woman. Japan of the future, they say, is destroyed, the cause Godzilla who turned it into a radioactive wasteland. They want to go back to that island in 1944 and remove the dinosaur, as they think it was the US hydrogen bomb tests which turned it into Godzilla. They need the 1991 Japanese to locate him.

Needless to say, they're not exactly honest with them. Truth is, Japan by 2000 became an unstoppable world power, dominating the world, so they intend to forestall that by getting rid of Godzilla, replacing him with King Ghidorah whom they'll control.

Complicated plot ensues.

This movie is... interesting. First, the good: the King Ghidorah suit is incredible. I think this is the best the monster has ever looked. wings and heads moving nicely. I'll also put the anti-American slant here in the "good" category. Filmed when the US and Japan were engaged in a trade war which, on the US side, was verging on strong anti-Japanese sentiments, we see the other side. Americans are portrayed as jealous of Japan's success, willing to do anything to stop this natural progression. It's amusing now, yes, but at the time US fans were a bit annoyed given how Hollywood movies were doing their best not to do that type of thing anymore.

The dialog is... well, I'm not sure if it's BAD, or Japanese. That is, I'm almost willing to give it a pass because I've seen this kind of thing elsewhere in monster movies. It seems like a stylistic choice rather than just needing another few passes to clean it up, perhaps to make it more understandable to kids. An example:

"We are from the future. This is our time ship."
"Oh! You are from the future! Then this is a time ship!"
"Yes, this is our time ship. We used it to travel from the future."

What IS bad is the movie's attempt to copy The Terminator. On the ship is a human looking robot, who does superhuman feats in a way even Roger Corman would think too cheesy. Really, when you compare it to the incredible puppet and model work it's just incredible that anyone approved those shots. Even more so when you realize this film won a Japanese academy award for special effects. So laughable, it becomes Birdemic in quality.

There is some humor, apart from the unintentional. On a US Warship we see a seaman Spielberg, who gets all excited about seeing the dinosaurs. Gee, maybe his son will make a movie about them! I did also like a line by the time travelers, after a plan is thwarted: "Damn it, is there ANY place on this planet without nuclear waste?"

Should you see it? I say yes, if you like Godzilla. If nothing else, it's interesting to consider that THIS is the movie which saved the franchise, which lit up the public's imagination and brought in double its budget. The next two films are better, but without this they wouldn't exist.

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It may be one of those things were those who actually see it, and know what to expect, enjoy it for what it is. My sister likes it, for example, mostly I think for Tim Curry. I on the other hand have consciously avoided it smile

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It was a flop when it came out. I saw someone say it wasn't advertised as a comedy, or at least that aspect wasn't pushed, so viewers were a bit confused. I know at the time the whole multiple ending thing made me think of things like smell-o-vision so I avoided it. Murder By Death, however, is great smile

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Phi wrote:

Will any of these on Flickr do? CC licence, commercial use and modifications allowed.

https://www.flickr.com/search/?text=bir … ense=4%2C5

Hmm... I've avoided all things Flickr, but this may do. Thank you, Sir.

Trey wrote:

Hey, rules are rules.   Chimpanzees are clearly supporting the patriarchy.

And Zira was the only female.

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Does anyone happen to have a Shutterstock.com account with some extra downloads they don't need? My idea of what the cover of my current story will be has changed, and I'm considering a photo of a European Roller. Naturally, for that I need a picture of the bird I have the rights to. I have no problem paying, but my usual site has nothing and Shutterstock is a bit expensive. If anyone knows of another source, that could work too smile

http://www.shutterstock.com/cat.mhtml?l … amp;color=

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Teague wrote:

Ooooh, plus then someone with drawing arty skills could do the thingies.

Actually... why not go old school? Color (or even black and white) screenshots from the film, with the most basic of story under it? Or, even a film comic, movie frames arranged like a comic book, with word balloons pasted in. I use http://www.printtopress.com for my books, and so long as it's over 20 pages it will get a nice perfect bound cover.

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Need a novelization? Naturally, given the massive lead time I'll need, I'll be working with the spec script and fill in any missing details with my own unsold story ideas...

I thought all of you crossed the boarder to shop? I think Canadians support our entire retail sector in Buffalo smile

Season two is on blurry now.

And it makes sense, given the "rule" was a setup to a joke involving Alien smile
(In another year, she'd be able to go see Aliens!)

http://margaretperrymovies.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/bechdel.jpg

Say what you will about anime, but their desire to have a female character for every fetish often means you end up with a number of good ones almost by accident. The difference between the gender ratio of an action anime and an action movie is striking.

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Just finished listening smile

Wayne did around 200 films, if you include all his bit parts in the 1920's. I remember buying a glossy magazine when he died with all his films listed. An elementary school teacher couldn't believe I had paid that much for it, but, hey, I saw a lot of westerns on TV and this was the first actor who had died on me.

Wayne was VERY anti-communist, to the point of openly bragging on how he helped get the writer of High Noon blacklisted, forcing him to move to England. He was also of the "my country, right or wrong" variety of patriotism, rather than the current "my side, because I'm right!"

I think the John Ford "cavalry trilogy", Fort Apache, She Wore a Yellow Ribbon, and Rio Grande are well worth watching. Henry Fonda is actually the star of Fort Apache, so you can see Wayne in more of a supporting role.

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I'm going to assume your version of the film doesn't have the intermission, given it seemed to go off sync about then (you commented on the bad day for night during the previous scene where it was night for night). Maybe insert that info into the description.

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Zarban wrote:

PS,
Sith boy is already complaining that he wants Jedi girl to be the one to die because she always beats him in their plastic sword fights by going for his feet.  big_smile

Final shot: Sith boy as a Sith ghost, giving his evil laugh.

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Zarban wrote:

[*]Jedi girl confronts Sith boy with a warning; they duel briefly; Jedi girl wins (lightsaber effects)[/*]

Girl looks down at the off camera body of the boy.
"Huh. They are filled with snips, snails, and puppy dog tails."

Hmm... if I do an audio book for my Love Unexpected stories, I may have to borrow that.

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Also, apprentice beauticians.