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Well, the problem is that if God gets involved, the story is over. He wins. So you have to keep him out of it. In ROSEMARY they do declare God is dead, maybe they're not just saying that.

When I was writing THE DESCENDANTS for Dark Horse (not the Clooney one, for those who don't know this story), which was about the descendants of angels (fallen and otherwise), this bothered me a lot. I tried to hang a lantern by having a character in the obligatory secret organization mention that God isn't actually infallible, but they want the world to think that so there's not a panic/anarchy. Boy, did that ever not fly.

Ironically, believers have less trouble with this construction because it's the way they believe real life works. The devil has free rein, we have to oppose him as best we can, and God doesn't get involved because free will or faith or something. REASONS, OKAY

I agree. Office UK is just too mean-spirited, and David Brent is actively nasty. Michael's insecurities may have made him nasty sometimes, but at his core he was a decent person. David never was.

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Fair question. This belongs in "Off Topic," so --

AS IF BY MAGIC

We are living in the best time in history for movie lovers, bar none.*

Handicapping for Sturgeon's Law, ever-evolving technology is allowing filmmakers across the spectrum to conceive and create more engaging, imaginative films than ever before, and opening up new avenues for them to distribute them. Costs of production are dropping and the studio stranglehold on distribution is largely broken.

Add to that the fact that pretty much every worthwhile film made up to this point is at our fingertips -- most of them immediately available on demand, many in higher quality than anyone ever saw them even in their own time -- and it's hard to feel nostalgic for any "good old days" or Golden Ages.

(*Not the best time to WORK in movies, but that's something else.)

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BDA, do yourself a favor and watch the movie before you become too firmly entrenched in the view that it's overrated. You'll just be robbing yourself of a tremendous experience otherwise.

So, loved it. Need some time to process it, and definitely another viewing, but wow. Literally breath-taking.

The Clooney tether thing -- it seemed like they'd reached an equilibrium, yes, but a tenuous one. If she'd tugged on him (or he on her), her foot would've come loose and they'd both be adrift. My issue with that scene was more that it's a rather boring trope, severing the cord to sacrifice yourself. Not enough to ruin the movie, just not my favorite scene.

When I make DVDs I'm going to strongly consider making both human translated and Google translated subtitle tracks available, for the lulz.

+1. Alfred's face lights up and the music kicks in and I thought "Oh, awesome."

Then it actually cuts to the reverse angle.  neutral Boohiss.

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(255 replies, posted in Creations)

I'm not going to have a chance to record anything until next weekend (i.e. the 12th) so in lieu of derailing this whole thing I'll bow out of the running and Tomahawk can take Austin.

Next time.  hmm

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(364 replies, posted in Episodes)

Is magic resurrection-blood acceptable in the (new) Star Trek universe on a magic bean level? Sure.

Is it stupid, lazy, tension-destroying-forever shitty writing? Also yes.

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I'd be interested in Austin. Any of them, really, but I do enjoy sarcasm.

Jesse has just gone through the most unhinged "Scared Straight" program in history. He's not gonna so much as jaywalk for the rest of his life.

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I have no idea what's going to happen in the final hour or how this could possibly be wrapped up in that amount of time. It feels like we're still introducing wrinkles to the story -- Skyler and the DEA is like a mid-season complication, you'd think.

The only expectation I have is that I'm going to be left wanting more, which is the way to go out I guess. The end of this episode could almost have been the finale (the music seemed to think it was) if not for the dangling promise of ricin and guns.

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1) BIOSHOCK. The hard-R version Verbinski wanted to make. Would love to see the world of Rapture come to life. Needs some finessing of the story to make it a movie instead of a game, but a lot of great stuff to work with to make a wonderful action-horror piece.

2) THE MUPPET MAN. An absolutely devastating biopic of Jim Henson. It was written without life-rights permission and plays too fast and loose with the facts, and the iconography of the Muppets, for the comfort of his heirs (the opening line in the script is "KERMIT THE FROG, twenty years older than we've ever seen him before, wakes from a DRUNKEN NIGHTMARE"). They actually bought it and it is in development. What comes out the other side will probably be unrecognizable.

3) GHOSTBUSTERS 3. Just, can we please get it over with so I can move on with my life.