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Well, the problem is that if God gets involved, the story is over. He wins. So you have to keep him out of it. In ROSEMARY they do declare God is dead, maybe they're not just saying that.

When I was writing THE DESCENDANTS for Dark Horse (not the Clooney one, for those who don't know this story), which was about the descendants of angels (fallen and otherwise), this bothered me a lot. I tried to hang a lantern by having a character in the obligatory secret organization mention that God isn't actually infallible, but they want the world to think that so there's not a panic/anarchy. Boy, did that ever not fly.

Ironically, believers have less trouble with this construction because it's the way they believe real life works. The devil has free rein, we have to oppose him as best we can, and God doesn't get involved because free will or faith or something. REASONS, OKAY

Rob wrote:

Ah man, I still adore The Office UK. But I can see why you guys don't. When you stop and look at him, David Brent is a really fucked-up human being.

SPOILER Show
I still wince rather than laugh when he shows up to a blind date, finds that the woman is overweight (but no more so than he) and shows visible disgust. I think because the woman looks like such a sweet person, the moment almost plays as the opposite of comedy. It's just depressing and fucked-up. We realize that the reason the woman looks so nervous about this date is probably because she's had to put up with people like David her whole life. Which is, I fully admit, not funny.

Yeah, see, the whole show is that scene, to me. Just that kind of ugliness over and over. Not fun, even in a "so uncomfortable it's funny" way.

Doctor Submarine wrote:

Ti West is an awful, awful filmmaker who has no idea how to make a good horror movie (and never has.) His fans mistake "tension-building" for tedious narratives that have no build whatsoever. He's never made anything worth watching.

Out of curiosity I started watching THE INNKEEPERS this evening.

Yeah, no. I pulled the ripcord after about 10 minutes of the two jagoff protagonists having inane conversations about nothing. I assume there are ghosts and I wish them success in dismembering these hipster fucks.

I agree. Office UK is just too mean-spirited, and David Brent is actively nasty. Michael's insecurities may have made him nasty sometimes, but at his core he was a decent person. David never was.

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Fair question. This belongs in "Off Topic," so --

AS IF BY MAGIC

We are living in the best time in history for movie lovers, bar none.*

Handicapping for Sturgeon's Law, ever-evolving technology is allowing filmmakers across the spectrum to conceive and create more engaging, imaginative films than ever before, and opening up new avenues for them to distribute them. Costs of production are dropping and the studio stranglehold on distribution is largely broken.

Add to that the fact that pretty much every worthwhile film made up to this point is at our fingertips -- most of them immediately available on demand, many in higher quality than anyone ever saw them even in their own time -- and it's hard to feel nostalgic for any "good old days" or Golden Ages.

(*Not the best time to WORK in movies, but that's something else.)

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Do I think GRAVITY is the best film of the year because Alfonso Cuarón is my favorite filmmaker working today, or is Cuarón my favorite filmmaker because he makes films like GRAVITY?

Maybe that’s a question for the philosophers — but with the Tomatometer sitting pretty at 97%, and a record-breaking streak at the box office, I don’t think it’s just me.

GRAVITY could also be titled “Murphy’s Law: The Movie,” as anything that can go wrong (and a number of things that, realistically, probably couldn’t) does, in the most catastrophic way possible. In fact, GRAVITY takes the view that catastrophic failure is the only kind when it comes to the vacuum of space.

I first heard about GRAVITY when reports came out that Cuarón — for whom long takes with roving cameras have become a signature — was working with his visual effects team to plan out a 17-minute continuous take for the opening of the film. I’ve seen other directors take their “signature” too far (Shyamalan and the Big Twist, for example), so I was a little leery of this news, but decided to remain cautiously optimistic.

I needn’t have worried. While nothing else in the film approaches the opening shot’s length, there are plenty of long takes and all of them are used for good reason. It places us in space, with the characters, experiencing the wonder and terror — mostly terror — of moving through the great abyss. I have a general disdain for “impossible” long takes — see PANIC ROOM for a good example of what doesn’t work — but somehow, in Cuarón’s hands, they work fine. It’s often said that much of editing is knowing when not to cut — and Cuarón plays in God Mode.

Perhaps its because in his hands the long takes are clearly motivated and not simply showboating, so we can move from out in space to inside Sandra Bullock’s helmet looking through her POV and back out again and hardly be aware that the camera is “doing” something at all. The continuous emotional experience has kept its grip on us.

And the film is an emotional, highly visceral experience, a prime example of the reason we make movies and tell stories — to vicariously go through something we otherwise never would. A huge part of that experience – and I still can’t quite believe I’m saying this – is its use of 3D.

Anyone who knows anything about my opinions on movies knows I hate 3D as a rule. But, as with the impossible shots, in Cuarón’s hands it works. Not just works, in fact — for my money, it’s essential. The infinite, unfathomable depths of space are not just the setting — they’re the antagonist. To see the movie without a sense of depth would be like watching STAR WARS with Darth Vader’s dialogue removed. There’s still a sense of menace, you still get the gist, but man, it would not be the same.

I’ve focused pretty much exclusively on the craft and technique of the film, saying precious little about the actual story, mainly because I don’t want to spoil anything at all. So much of the film is in the discovery and the tension of the unknown. Keeping to broad strokes, then: it’s a simple story — incredibly so, considering the $100 million reported budget — of suspense, isolation, and the human will to survive and endure. Horrifying, exhilarating, exhausting and uplifting all in equal measure, it’s like the zero-g version of 127 HOURS.

I’d like to assure you it ends differently, but that would be telling. I can at least tell you that I’ll be willing — and likely — to watch GRAVITY again… and again…

Sandra Bullock carries the film brilliantly for long stretches without dialogue, in one stroke obliterating any and all my preconceived ideas of what she’s capable of as an actress, supported ably and amiably by George Clooney, who I really ought to be getting tired of by now but I like him more the more I see him. The pacing is tight and never lets up, the visual effects — of which nearly the entire movie is comprised — are groundbreaking, showstopping, and other such superlatives that nonetheless fail to encompass the magnitude of what’s been accomplished here.

Are there quibbles to be had? Sure. Some of the dialogue is clunky and a good chunk of it, especially in the latter half, is also unnecessary and could’ve been carried with a look. And there’s one scene that juuuust about everyone who’s seen the film wishes was handled at least a little differently. Some because the physics are questionable (or at least unclear), myself because it’s a fairly cliche beat in an otherwise fresh and original tale. But these are quibbles, nothing more, and the few things the film could perhaps have done better can’t begin to overwhelm what it knocked clear out of the solar system.

As big a proponent and fan as I am of seeing films in theaters, it’s becoming increasingly rare to find a film that really needs (or even deserves) to be seen on the big screen, rarer still to find a film that can rightfully be referred to as something you experience. GRAVITY is an experience unlike any other, one you will not be able to get by watching it on home video — not even with a 3D TV like the one this film is going to make me tempted to buy.

Run don’t walk to the nearest, soonest showing — and you may as well clear time later in your week for a second viewing, too.

FXGuide's Making of Gravity article

BDA, do yourself a favor and watch the movie before you become too firmly entrenched in the view that it's overrated. You'll just be robbing yourself of a tremendous experience otherwise.

So, loved it. Need some time to process it, and definitely another viewing, but wow. Literally breath-taking.

The Clooney tether thing -- it seemed like they'd reached an equilibrium, yes, but a tenuous one. If she'd tugged on him (or he on her), her foot would've come loose and they'd both be adrift. My issue with that scene was more that it's a rather boring trope, severing the cord to sacrifice yourself. Not enough to ruin the movie, just not my favorite scene.

Hey, I don't need translation services.

Your mother was a hamster, Saniss!  mad

When I make DVDs I'm going to strongly consider making both human translated and Google translated subtitle tracks available, for the lulz.

Oh my. The new Jesse is muy guapo.

Not wild about Walter Blanco. That guy is clearly ready to bust a cap in anyone's ass from day one.

It will be interesting to see if the remake remains fairly literal or if it starts the same and then develops in a completely different direction, as happened with The Office.

+1. Alfred's face lights up and the music kicks in and I thought "Oh, awesome."

Then it actually cuts to the reverse angle.  neutral Boohiss.

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(255 replies, posted in Creations)

I'm not going to have a chance to record anything until next weekend (i.e. the 12th) so in lieu of derailing this whole thing I'll bow out of the running and Tomahawk can take Austin.

Next time.  hmm

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(364 replies, posted in Episodes)

Is magic resurrection-blood acceptable in the (new) Star Trek universe on a magic bean level? Sure.

Is it stupid, lazy, tension-destroying-forever shitty writing? Also yes.

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Trey wrote:

But the original title The Leaf Men and the Brave Good Bugs doesn't exactly zing either.

Oh my god that's really the title. I assumed this was a joke.

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I'd be interested in Austin. Any of them, really, but I do enjoy sarcasm.

Jesse has just gone through the most unhinged "Scared Straight" program in history. He's not gonna so much as jaywalk for the rest of his life.

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fireproof78 wrote:

So, can you test drive Audition? I know, I know, I should buy it and Premiere, but that might have to wait until a little later, unless there are student versions for cheaper wink

https://creative.adobe.com/join/edu

$20/month for everything they make.

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For me, the reason it gets exciting is because -- in seasons 3 and 4 -- they don't plan anything. Since the show isn't a mystery that demands an answer (a la LOST), it's okay for them to just make it up as they go and simply have characters do whatever they might do in a given circumstance. It makes the show unpredictable and relatively free of contrivance. They're not trying to hit a target "plan" so they don't have to force events down a given path, which makes it extremely compelling, IMO.

I have no idea what's going to happen in the final hour or how this could possibly be wrapped up in that amount of time. It feels like we're still introducing wrinkles to the story -- Skyler and the DEA is like a mid-season complication, you'd think.

The only expectation I have is that I'm going to be left wanting more, which is the way to go out I guess. The end of this episode could almost have been the finale (the music seemed to think it was) if not for the dangling promise of ricin and guns.

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Eddie wrote:

Guys, thanks for the positive feedback both here, and through emails and whatnot.  We have the next two tepisodes planned in terms of content, if not recording date.

Ep 3:  STORIES WE TELL and OVERNIGHT (with Trey and whoever else)

I haven't seen STORIES WE TELL but I will because I want to join the convo for OVERNIGHT.

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Tomahawk wrote:

if it were me simulating that, there's no way I'd be able to stay limp

When you've been on set since dawn, barely had anything to eat, hardly know the person you're working with, under hot lights, with your dick in a sock, and a half-dozen people standing behind a camera shoved in your face, staring at you while you try to remain in character and give a performance, you realize the real question is how anyone manages to actually have sex in that situation.

Or so I've heard.

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Darth Praxus wrote:

3. I'll second a Dark Tower adaptation, provided they completely rewrite the last three books.

For real. Which, considering how open he was to changing UNDER THE DOME, might happen.

Rob wrote:

Dorkman's story treatments for Episodes I, II, and III.

But first, I must hop in a time machine and go back to the early 90s, where I will properly hypnotize Lucas so that he will hire Michael as the prequels screenwriter.

If you got then-me to write them, I don't see them turning out any better than the ones we got.

EDIT: Well, except that it never would have entered my head to have long sequences revolve around intergalactic parliamentary procedures.

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1) BIOSHOCK. The hard-R version Verbinski wanted to make. Would love to see the world of Rapture come to life. Needs some finessing of the story to make it a movie instead of a game, but a lot of great stuff to work with to make a wonderful action-horror piece.

2) THE MUPPET MAN. An absolutely devastating biopic of Jim Henson. It was written without life-rights permission and plays too fast and loose with the facts, and the iconography of the Muppets, for the comfort of his heirs (the opening line in the script is "KERMIT THE FROG, twenty years older than we've ever seen him before, wakes from a DRUNKEN NIGHTMARE"). They actually bought it and it is in development. What comes out the other side will probably be unrecognizable.

3) GHOSTBUSTERS 3. Just, can we please get it over with so I can move on with my life.

Doctor Submarine wrote:

Here's a scene I'd LOVE to see: In a parallel with the pilot, Jesse mixes some chemicals together and makes them blow up in Todd's face, helping him to escape. He doesn't even have to have Walt's chemistry knowledge. He just has to throw a bunch of random crap in a pan, stand back and hope for the best.

We've been anticipating something like this since they established Todd's uncle and pals refusing to wear their masks properly.