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As a day-one Star Trek fan - the thing that defined Trek in the beginning and (mostly) throughout its many incarnations was that it was smart.   It didn't get science perfectly right and used plenty of magic beans, but still the intention was there.   There are a lot of scientists on the planet now who were inspired to become so because of Star Trek.

Star Trek into Darkness... is pants-on-head stupid-as-fuck when it comes to the science.  It makes up its own rules on everything, including such basic concepts as gravity and how far away the Moon is.    As a yarn, an adventure tale, it's fine and even engaging.  But every eight seconds something pants-wettingly dumb happens just to keep the story moving forward. 

This was exactly what Trek set out to NOT be, and what set it apart from what passed for "science fiction" on television at the time.    And so as a Trek fan, I was insulted.  Repeatedly.

Abrams however is just about perfect for Star Wars, because there's no science to explain or understand - Star Wars is supposed to be pure adventure in a wonderland where wizards fight with fire swords and monkeys can fly spaceships.   I'm looking forward to what he does with that - and for somebody who passed third grade science to tackle the next Star Trek.

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I meant movies that are about the movie business being awesome - Argo, The Artist, and Hugo being the most recent examples.  All nominees for BP, two of them winners.   

"Remember that time Hollywood rescued those hostages?"
"That was nice, have a Best Picture Oscar!"

Gravity's handicap is that it's a genre picture- no matter how well-executed or successful, genre pictures are seldom "classy" enough to overcome that stigma.    The last Best Picture nominee with a spaceship in it was Apollo 13, almost twenty years ago.

However, the flip side of the argument is that Gravity IS classy enough to overcome the genre handicap.  You're right that other than setting, it's pretty solid Oscar bait.  It's the same movie as All Is Lost - another likely nominee - just with the unfortunate stank of sci-fi.    Which, let's face it, is usually not the sort of movie that should win Best Picture.

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Actually, Gravity is exactly NOT the kind of film that wins Best Picture.  It doesn't say the movie business is awesome, it doesn't say being mean to other people is bad ummkayy, it's not a musical or historical epic, and none of the characters has a physical handicap to overcome.

The last genre movie (by which I mean fantasy/sci-fi/thriller) to win Best Picture was Return of the King ten years ago, the last before that was Silence of the Lambs, the one before that was... nothing.

Those other movies won because they were that goddam good.   Gravity has a good shot at doing the same, but if so it'll be despite the kind of movie it is, not because of it.

EDIT:  So yes, Doc Sub called it.  12 Years a Slave is a more likely winner because it is Important And Meaningful.

EDIT again: Rough early prediction, Gravity will take VFX and other technical awards, Cuaron might get Best Director and Sandy might even win Actress.  But Best Picture... I wouldn't say it's a lock.  On the other hand, the new 10-nominee Best Picture category allows votes to get split farther and upsets to happen more easily.

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I will say this - I thought Kitsch did just fine in Lone Survivor.  True, he's not the lead so he doesn't have to carry the movie. But as a supporting player he was dandy, and I didn't think of John Carter or Battleship once. smile

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Update - saw Captain Phillips last night.  Solid movie and Hanks nails it like always, but it didn't change my Top Five.   

Tonight - Inside Llewyn Davis.  The Coens have always been hit-or-miss with me but when they hit, it's usually a home run.  Fingers crossed...

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Agreed- although my personal fave from PT Anderson is still Boogie Nights, Magnolia is a fascinating piece of work with many outstanding performances.   Everybody's good in it, but the true standout for me is Melora Walters.  The way Anderson chooses to end the movie with one long take of Walters reacting to John C. Reilly without even letting us hear what he's saying is just fantastic.

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For me, Mud, Prisoners, The Way Way Back, Nebraska, and This Is The End were all enjoyable and watchable - which (unfortunately) is an achievement in itself these days.  None of them made me think "I'm gonna watch this again someday" but none of them made me hate the movie business either.

Could only stand about five minutes of Kill Your Darlings, but I'll probably give it another chance.   Still need to see American Hustle, Catching Fire, Hobbit, Wolf of Wall Street and a few others.

Special case: just saw Lone Survivor, which is actually a 2014 film I guess.  Liked it well enough, and those who are into military porn are likely to love it.  And if it's a choice between Peter Berg using his talents to make movies like this and The Kingdom vs movies like Battleship, then I definitely choose Lone Survivor.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

It was a major technical achievement, and a thrilling piece of cinema, but other than that it wasn't anything special

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PrBQ6Bh2phg/T4hupUtYn2I/AAAAAAAAADI/_70J5XphPoY/s1600/ConfusedDog.jpg

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http://www.pinkfive.com/images/post/potter.jpg

Actually, I don't know if that's true.  I just liked having the opportunity to use the picture. smile

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In no particular order

All Is Lost
Gravity
Oblivion
Dallas Buyer's Club
We're the Millers

Honorable Mention: Blackfish, Europa Report, Stories We Tell, Monsters U

Still a number of movies I haven't caught up with yet, so the list may change.

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Yeah, SeaWorld does about as much "research" as Ringling Brothers does.    roll

In Blackfish the point is made repeatedly (by actual marine biologists who study orcas in the wild) that the conditions under which orcas live at Seaworld is completely different from their natural habitat. 

So there's not a lot to learn from orcas at Seaworld, except how to make them completely insane.

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That's pretty much my guess at this point as well - although I would be happier to see Oblivion than Star Trek on that list.

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http://www.fxguide.com/quicktakes/vfx-oscar-shortlist/

Gravity
Iron Man 3
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Pacific Rim
Elysium
The Lone Ranger
Star Trek Into Darkness
Oblivion
Thor: The Dark World
World War Z

Doesn't matter who the final nominees are, I say it's Gravity all the way.

Hitler!

We talked a bit about ZD30 in the Best/Worst of 2012 episode.  I was kinda lukewarm on it and I think one or two others were as well.  But Eddie might have a more interesting perspective on it.

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http://www.pinkfive.com/images/post/ALL-IS-LOST-POSTER

It's like Gravity, but on the ocean.  With one fewer character.

Robert Redford is seventy-seven damn years old, and he's the only human in this entire flick.   He plays a guy with no name and no specific back story who encounters a series of unfortunate events on a solo sailing trip across the Indian Ocean.   

Fun fact: the script for this movie is 31 pages long, because there's only a page's worth of dialog in the whole thing (most of it in the first minute).    It was written and directed by JC Chandor who also directed Margin Call - another movie that shouldn't have been fascinating, but was.

Your mileage may vary, but I thought it was great.   Redford will likely get a Best Actor nomination.   Chandor may get a nom or two as well, and I'm certainly looking forward to whatever he makes next.

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Don't get me wrong, it's certainly a topic of interest - but it's not because copyright has no more purpose.  Its purpose is the same as it's always been, but due to technology it's become much harder to enforce

And there's also the societal trends that have led many people to believe copyright is somehow a bad thing.  For any of us who work in the arts, it's pretty much the only thing that enables us to make a living at all.

As for doing a show on it, didn't we pretty much cover it in the Fair Use episode?  I admit I haven't listened to that one in a while, tho.

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Well, the purpose of copyright is the same as ever - to give creators control over how their works are distributed.    The Pink Five videos are copyrighted because I don't want them freely shared.  smile

I want to put this Dorkman and the Dorkman from the religion thread in a pit and make them fight.

Anyway, I personally think there was planning and some retconning in the writing of the Potter series.  Doesn't make the outcome any less impressive if some of it was just serendipity ("Boy, I'm so glad I mentioned X in that first book!")

When I wrote the series bible for the continuation of Ark, an entire plot thread evolved from my wanting to justify something the costume department did that I didn't like.   Now if we ever DO more Ark, that plotline will make me LOOK like a damn genius who had it all figured out from the beginning.   I'm okay with that, and I'm sure Jo is too.

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Correct on all counts. smile

Ewing wrote:

I know that's a gross oversimplification but perhaps one of you kind folks could resell it to me.

Were you summarizing the story of Harry Potter or Luke Skywalker just there?   Doesn't matter really, it's the same story.    As with all stories, it's all in the telling.   

Well, and the genre.  There are people who just can't get into the whole robots-and-monsters sensibility of Star Wars either.  It either grabs you or it doesn't.

For me the Potter movies are fairly acceptable interpretations of the books - though the middle movies are better than the first or last ones.  The last book was a bit of a letdown for me as well, but not a disastrous one. 

The attraction of the books (again, speaking for myself) was the incredibly dense and rich world-building, and the fact that for books that were supposedly YA, the themes and emotions dealt with were surprisingly adult and relatable... and also often dark and scary.

But you don't have to read the Potter books or see the movies.  There's not gonna be a quiz or anything.

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What sort of VFX?

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It's also the star of one of the biggest movies of 2013!

SPOILER Show
Oz the Great and Powerful

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http://www.pinkfive.com/images/post/the-millers.jpg

It came up on iTunes and I remembered this did really well in theaters so I figured I'd check it out.

What can I tell ya... it's a hard-R comedy with a whole lot of "oh no they went there" moments and I laughed a lot.   But I was surprised to find out it's also quite well-written and directed and acted.

Always have liked Jennifer Aniston and now I do even more.  Jason Sudeikis makes the jump from SNL to movie lead in one bound.   There's also a guy that I know is on a show that I never watch (Community?  Parks and Rec?  One of those) who is also funny.   

The plot especially is impressively woven together - no matter how outrageous things get, the story turns feel organic (well, maybe the wrap-up is a little TOO neat, but that's a minor nitpick.)

Probably the closest relative to this movie is There's Something About Mary.  If you liked that one (and especially if you like shots of prosthetic injured genitalia) then you'll probably like the Millers as well.

Doctor Submarine wrote:

"Last time, he saw a world where he'd never been born...

This summer, see the world...where ONLY he was born!"

[shot of streets filled with thousands of George Baileys]

Tagline: "On July 19th, lives will be wonderful."

It's A Onederful Life!

Directed by Tom Hanks