Romancing The Stone is great. It's not an Indiana Jones knock-off at all, it's more sort of 'anti-Indiana Jones' as Jack T Colton practically does nothing except run away. It's a fun film. The sequel, not so much.

Spoilers: We mention neither.

And despite being hailed as a hero for killing the aliens, Moses still knows he was responsible in the first place for killing the female alien. He knows his two friends died because of him, how can he face their parents now?

Oh, and who will get blamed for killing the two cops? Just because the films ends with people cheering does not make everything ok.

No, not at all, we'd never try to compete with Pavlich, because we'd fail miserably. In fact, Pavlich is welcome to join us any time he wants to, too.

But yeah, Dorkman, we'd totally do a Super Mario Bros commentary with you.

1. Die Hard (1988)
2. Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
3. Tango & Cash (1989)

That is only in my early teens, though, I watched more as I got older. I'm old, remember?

Yeah, that one too, the list grows as I got older