Jaw
A biopic about Roger Ebert.

I know. It kills me inside.

Apparently there is a 5 hour long cut of Heaven's Gate out there. How is this possible?

I can't pick just one because I have to make a distinction between terrible high budget films with a wide release and terrible indy flicks that cost like three thousand bucks that nobody has ever seen. Having said that, the worst film I've seen that actually got a wide release is Battlefield Earth. The worst low budget stinker I've seen is Manos: The Hands Of Fate. Speaking of which, I implore everyone to check out this website:

http://www.manosinhd.com/

B.A.C. to the Future
After a crazy prom night party, Martin (Shia LaBeouf) decides to take his wacky uncle's (Nick Nolte) prized 80's sports car out for a spin. Yet, after going .08 in his blood stream, Martin somehow travels back in time to the 1920's Prohibition era. Desperate for a drink, Martin must somehow break all the rules to get his B.A.C. to the future!

Jurassic Ark
Noah (Richard Attenborough) mistakes a pair of T-Rex adults for Elephants. Carnage ensues.

1. Battlefield Earth
2. The Happening
3. The Dark Knight
4. Unforgiven
5. Citizen Kane
6. The Last Airbender

I celebrate Kwanzaa, you inconsiderate motherfuckers.

I just realized something that should have dawned on me sooner. If Nielsen ratings only really matter to network television, why do we care? Think about it. All of the shows people talk about and point to as being the best or their favorite are on HBO, AMC or another channel that isn't one of the big four. Who gives a shit if Nielsen works or not if the only people using it are producing watered down formulaic crap to begin with?

I'm not a fan of Nielsen ratings but I understand why television uses them. Does this make me a creationist?

Absolutely. Julia is like a long lost Bond villain in that flick.

I was prompted to listen to this full episode earlier tonight after Teague sent me a message about Toy Story rape and Joss Whedon.  I think I listened to pieces of it a few months ago but never finished the full thing. I gotta give a little backstory about my experience with this film so you can truly understand my relationship with it.  I never had a strict upbringing as a kid when it came to the type of movies I could watch. I can remember seeing Terminator and Predator when I was around 7. One of the benefits of my stepdad being a cheap bastard is that he had one of those "special" cable boxes so I was able to watch a lot of stuff that would normally require a rental. I didn't watch all of these movies with supervision and I saw quite a few by myself in the basement. This happened to be one of those movies and I can still remember thinking it was nothing more than average when I saw it as a kid. As an adult, I outright hate the film other than a couple decent moments scatted within mountains of mediocrity.

Anyway, about the commentary, Eddie carried this episode like he was Sam with Frodo on his back on the way up Mordor.