This gif is a very complicated joke, and I don't even know what I mean by it, so let's examine the layers:

1) It means 'I'm with Abbie.' It means 'I am filled with dread and feel a sense of doom — too.' It means that.

2) As such, the gif means "we're in a rough situation, and we don't see a way out... but at least we're not alone."

3) But then, of course, this is all complicated by being a co-opted message from a Disney film. (A Disney sequel!)

4) My favorite aspect of all:

An accurate description of our gif-represented situation is: "we are sliding inexorably into a pit of boiling trash."

Thanks, man.

Truth be told, for reasons that are complicated to explain, I'm not really in a place to feel positive feedback right now, and I was hoping to hold off on replying until I could actually reply in-kind... but, it seemed like the delay was becoming rude, given my normal pattern of quicker public replies, and I didn't want to leave you hangin' for too long... so: 1) sorry about my lack of energy at the moment; 2) I'm really glad you liked it, and that it still holds up with fresh audiences; and: 3) look, the only the only thing I ever wanna do is fix waiting lines... so if y'all wanna have a competition to fix mine, I'd be downright hypocritical to oppose it. Hell, I might even join.

Thanks again.

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Fuckin' a.

Was Moon what you expected?

Hey look! Cookies!

Oh, man — dude, you need to come to California; you need to see Yosemite; you need to take pictures of that valley. It's incredible.

(I'd be happy to go with ya. Actually, everyone's invited. Field trip!)

Before I quit drinking, I'd usually opt for Makers Mark. This represents 100% of my whiskey knowledge.

(Oh, and I tried Laphroaig at some point. I didn't dislike it... but, it kinda tasted like the inside of a barbecue.)

Huh.

Aw, I liked this movie.

You know Drew Struzan?

You know cargo cults?

[old guy, old guy, old guy, mark hamill]