OH OH I KNOW I KNOW

I have played fewer games than Jeffery.

I love Premiere, myself.

I recall bringing up the a/the thing on the show.

Zarban makes points that I agree with.

I think Moby is correctly placed. The purpose for the distinction there is "the magic bean is a character that shouldn't exist," just like vampires, gremlins, Audrey II, etc..

The quibble about Armageddon is fair, it boils down to whether or not you consider "extinction-scale asteroid gonna hit the Earth" a magic bean. I decided it was close enough.

"Infestation" is another not-perfect category title, the distinction I was trying to label is "a magic event, inherent to what we already have," or "a magic event, that comes to us from elsewhere."

Then again, spoiler lol, the NTIs in The Abyss don't qualify as "comes to us from elsewhere," so fuck if I know.

Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

Boom, baby.

Incoming Swarm of Carcass Thiefs

Can I take the Matrix Sequels as one, and then option it off to Mike for one dollar? I have no strong opinion on this one, and I'm sure there's something else he'd love to do, so he can have two. Additionally, he'd knock it out of the park and I want to see those/that movie.

The one where they replaced E.T. with a kazoo.