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True.  But I think the physics club is already using it.

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Dave wrote:

Err, welcome to Friends in Your Head.

Demented and sad... but social.

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As I mentioned a while back in the Pacific Rim thread - Hellboy 2 is what gave me such high hopes for Pacific Rim.  The balance between insane action eye candy and interesting characters whose surprising but understandable choices drive the plot was beautifully done in Hellboy 2.   

But then in Pacific Rim the eye candy won.  Was some damn tasty eye candy, though.

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Yeah, 10 minutes is about the max size for a single roll of movie film.  So that's the limit for a real-time take if you're shooting film.

http://www.pinkfive.com/images/post/treythumb.jpg

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Jimmy B wrote:

Oh, and it is 'moot' point tongue

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Angel asks God why he hasn't visited Earth in a while.

God says "Because the last time I was there I knocked up some guy's wife and they're still talking about it."

Here all week.  Drive safely.

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'Zackly.  If there are air transports that can carry Jaegers to the combat zone - why not put the Jaeger weapons on the air transports?  We do the same thing in conventional warfare now - you don't send troops into harm's way if you can send planes first.  Or better yet, cruise missiles. It's always better to hit the enemy when he can't hit back.

"Toxic blood" is no excuse.  Better yet just to say "we wanted to make a movie where giant robots fight Godzilla" and just own up to it.   That's a reason I can buy, it's perfectly fine.    Because nothing can actually justify the central problem that humanoid robots the size of skyscrapers is a silly idea and no one in the real world would ever decide that was the correct answer.

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Don't confuse crappy movies with crappy performances.   She's adorable in Speed 2.   And The Lake House.   And was also great in in Extremely Loud and Incredibly Shameless Oscar Bait. 

Also, The Heat is the most successful live-action comedy of 2013 so far.   So she's having a good year.

I was smiling and nodding at Doc Sub's post, until I realized he said the UK version was no good.  I first read it as USsmile

It's true that Brent was an unsympathetic character, but he also repeatedly brought disaster upon himself as a result.   It's also worth noting that the UK Office only ran for six episodes, and then another six, by design.  Basil Fawlty probably would have become unbearable after a hundred episodes, too. 

This is someone's cue to say that Fawlty Towers is overrated.   I teed it up nicely for you...

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Ditto.  Who didn't already know Sandra Bullock was awesome?   She's that rare thing we've talked about often on the show - an Oscar-caliber actress who'll do genre movies.   

I bet Streep would be awesome to watch all by herself in a Soyuz capsule too... but she doesn't do that kind of movie.   

Fortunately we have Sandra, Jodie, Naomi, and a few others who will.  smile

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Ha! I have you now, Typo-Fixing Man!

JoLie.  As in Angelina.   Which might have worked, she actually is quite good, but gimme Sandy any day.   

JoDie nowadays in Gravity... I don't think so.  But Contact-era Jodie... my god, that would have been something to see.

But agreed on RDJ, no no no.

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All my PALs are in Europe.

Yeah, the entire movie industry is trying to duplicate The Avengers formula.  Including the studio that made The Avengers - Disney didn't just randomly decide to buy Star Wars.

These days we should be grateful that a film like Gravity gets made at all.

Since almost every movie is now an FX movie, somebody's getting snubbed every year for the foreseeable future. 

Elysium is deserving of attention yes, but Evil Dead?   No way no day.

Seems like more often it's CG body replacement, and just their faces in the helmets are real.  Which makes sense, considering the impossible body/camera choreography going on so much of the time.

Yeah, I'm not sure about Iron Man 3, it's just more of the same stuff that's been nominated before.

Gravity (so far anyway) is this year's Life of Pi - a movie that does things with FX that haven't been seen before.  That pretty much always guarantees a nomination. 

I think Pacific Rim has a good shot as well - although we've seen plenty of giant robot movies, it's just so damn gorgeous.

Oblivion deserves a shot, but I dunno if there's enough love there to get it into the final five.

EDIT:  Actually, I suppose All Is Lost is really this year's Life of Pi (just without a tiger).   It might grab a slot if the FX work is really good - the Academy likes to reward "natural" FX whenever they can.  Especially if there's an ocean involved (Perfect Storm, Poseidon, Titanic, Cast Away, Pi...)

Well, there are still four nominations available...  smile

Saw it.   Jeezus.

As You Know, there are nitpicks to be made but the only one that really took me out of the movie was the Clooney tether business.   Wish they'd spent just a little more effort justifying that.

But otherwise, cripes. If there's any justice, we got a contender for Most Oscar Nominations of 2013 right here.

Rifftrax is the other guys.  smile 

Hodgson, Beaulieu, and Weinstein are the "original MST3K guys" and more recently the "Cinematic Titanic" guys.  They've been friends with Feig since Freaks and Geeks, probably longer.

Cotterpin Doozer wrote:

日本語は?日本語の字幕が必要ないの?
残念。 sad

Sorry. I felt the need to show off. Don't speak French, tho.

Would be happy to have Japanese subtitles too, if you wanted to do them.  smile

And actually, I am considering some kind of ridiculous subtitle track as well.

Bonjour.

Basically the question is in the thread title - the long version goes like this: 

I'm putting together the final Pink Five DVD's for our Kickstarter backers and have English and Spanish subtitles already built, but would like to have French subtitles available as well.   

I could run our English text through Google translate, but of course the results would be more hilarious than useful.   

However, if we're going to do this it needs to happen quickly, within the next week to ten days.  It's not a big deal if we don't have French subtitles, but it seems like a nice thing to do.   Apparently it's a popular language.

I have the text for all the videos formatted into text files, ready to have each line translated to French (dialog only, nothing extra like *guns firing* or *distant scream*).   If you send me the files back in the same plain text format, they'll drop right into the subtitle timeline.

Anyway, any of y'all French speakers willing to help with this, I can offer you an early peek at Volume Three in the short term, and a freebie DVD copy of your own later, once they exist.

Thanks, and ciao ciao.

If so, I sure hope he manages an American-style restaurant called "The Chicken Brothers".

Looks like Jesse turned out okay...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7831609344/hD5A497AD/

Well, yes -  the film implies he was piloting, then at the end reveals that clearly he wasn't, because he's alive.  Then you're supposed to remember, oh, right, autopilot.