ROTFL!     

Miss Piggy is now my personal hero!

Zarban, I couldn't have sung it better.

YAY!      

as I said in the Chat: The Captain America before and afters are on the blu-ray.

Serenity worked for me.

First kind is "oh I see a UFO"

Second kind is physical evidence: burns, fallen trees, ect

Third kind is contact

EDIT: Also, a few other kinds have since been added

Fourth kind is Abduction

and I think there are, but i can't remember what what they are,  5 & 6.

EDIT 2: from Wikipedia:
Fifth Kind: communication (usually through telepathy)
Sixth Kind: injury or death
Seventh Kind: Mating

However, 4-7 are not a part of the original scale.

I type, but words disappear....

DiF art at it's finest...