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(165 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm really confused by all this talk.  If you write a good script that reflects the way people in the real world speak, you'll avoid all these retarded cliches. 

I have to imagine that most of the problems begin when dudes who have never kissed a girl start writing a script with women in it.


- Branco

27

(64 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm making my way through the box set while I pack up my apartment to move.  I'm in the early Moore's now.  I've seen most of the flicks at least once prior to getting the set, and I'm really surprised at how poor some of them are. 

My biggest takeaway from watching the movies is that Bond is an assassin.  He has 00 status because it's his job to go kill someone.  Any spying or investigation that takes place should be in trying to figure out who to kill.  Some of the later Conneries have really gotten away from this.

My perfect Bond film storyline is: "X showed up and did y, so we need you to go kill him."  Now along the way, it might turn out that x was just a fall guy and z is the person he's really after... Or maybe x is Bond's college roommate and they have all sorts of personal beef.  If a Bond film doesn't primarily follow that formula, though... It tends to fall flat with me.

-- Branco

28

(52 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm down with this movie.  The book was a really fresh and logical take on zombies.  The movie looks like it has nothing to do with anything from the book, but I enjoy zombie anthills and things exploding and motorcycle cops getting crushed by garbage trucks and aircraft carriers and Brad Pitt's scarf.


- Branco

29

(59 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm not a post guy AT ALL... But can you upgrade a video card via Thunderbolt enclosure?


- Branco

30

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

drewjmore wrote:
Branco wrote:

I was really confused by the fact that they made a movie about a traveler coming back in time to eliminate his future enemy while they're still a child, but it turns out that his biggest obstacle is the child's gun-toting, hard-as-nails mother... AND THEY EVEN NAMED HER SARAH!!!!!!!!!

..and they even sent Cromartie after her.

Haha. Wow.


- Branco

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(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I was really confused by the fact that they made a movie about a traveler coming back in time to eliminate his future enemy while they're still a child, but it turns out that his biggest obstacle is the child's gun-toting, hard-as-nails mother... AND THEY EVEN NAMED HER SARAH!!!!!!!!!


- Branco

32

(12 replies, posted in Off Topic)

People really need to grow the fuck up. So they made a movie that offends you. Big deal. You don't see me setting cars on fire every time I see a trailer for a new Sandra Bullock movie.

... But in all seriousness. Stop being a bunch of dickheads. Seriously.

I didn't read this thread, but did anyone else go "HUH?!" when Batman leveled the batwing in front of the truck and machine gunned the SHIT out of the driver?  Didn't they have a funny quip about the no-gun rule like 30 seconds earlier?


- Branco

34

(2 replies, posted in Off Topic)

God, I fucking hate the EX3. 

I don't have anything constructive to say.  I just wanted to publicly voice my distaste for that piece of shit camera.


- Branco

35

(25 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Yo.  This screen is no joke.


- Branco

36

(85 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Holyshitisthatpicturereal?!


- Branco

37

(80 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Name on the site is EricBranco.  I haven't done anything yet.  I've been too busy working.

What does a week straight of handheld shooting count for?


- Branco

38

(80 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I requested an invite for this a while ago, and had completely forgotten about it.  I just signed up.  Where do I start?


- Branco

39

(7 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Nice.  I've been equally terrified of signing on as a producer for a company I've somewhat started.  Not because I'm worried about responsibility and whatnot, but more because I've never been on salary anywhere before.  I'm not sure if it's something I want to do at all...


- Branco

40

(85 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Greetings from the Bronx!  I took this from my living room window.

http://ericbranco.com/Pictures/IMG_1425.JPG


- Branco

41

(33 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'll be in San Diego the first week of Feb.  Thinking about making the pilgrimage north...


- Branco

Red Tails
Wettest County
Prometheus
Dark Knight Rises
Gangster Squad
Skyfall


- Branco

43

(33 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Checked it out on iTunes.  It was awesome.  I'll grab a DVD soon... Maybe I can grab on in person in a couple weeks.


- Branco

44

(8 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Why don't you just get a hold of Apple for clearance?  I don't see why they would have a problem with you using OS X.

I've gotten plenty of things cleared for use by simply asking.


- Branco

45

(27 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I want to get my feature submitted to festivals this year, direct another feature this summer, and direct another feature next year.

That's as far as I've gotten.  It's tough for me to have a 5 year plan because things in this industry are so fickle.  There's nothing to work towards career-wise that I can actually take charge of.  It's also not a matter of trying to get somewhere that I'm not.  I already make my living doing what I've always wanted to do, it's just a matter of increasing the scale.


- Branco

46

(449 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Does Faldor not know Bryan?


- Branco

47

(6 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I think everyone can agree that Liam Neeson's recent glut of work might just be a way keeping busy so he doesn't have time to think about his wife's death.


- Branco

48

(13 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I would not classify myself as a LOTR fan, and yet I couldn't wipe the grin off my face while watching this trailer.


- Branco

PS -- 48fps is stupid, and this should have been shot on film.

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(33 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I just sold the camera this was shot on.  Heh.


- Branco

50

(15 replies, posted in Off Topic)

They need to put the new dude on a steady diet of whiskey and cigars.


- Branco