The van broke the movie for me. I spent most of the movie in the theater asking myself dozens of questions about the van. How did they get it to work but not any other vehicles? How and why did everyone on the freeway manage to get pulled over to the side enough for the van to get by? Why wasn't the van affected? Because it was off? Broken? If the van was affected and that mechanic fixed it, why could no one else figure out the problem? How could a jet liner crash and explode around their house without either destroying the house or the van? How was the news guys van and gear also working, even though they seemed to have witnessed these things first hand? The army guys all had vehicles as well. It's not like they took out all the vehicles, right? Why didn't anyone else's car work?
And then other questions popped into my head, like:
- If the aliens need people to make their blood-plants grow, why do their weapons utterly obliterate this resource and only this resource?
- If the aliens' weapons evaporate humans, where did all the river bodies come from, and how did they all end up in the river all at once? Did the aliens happen by the worlds largest canoe river tour or something? It's not like they all fell off a cruise liner or something, since they're floating down a kinda medium sized river.
- Was the splinter significant? Is the idea that the human body would just naturally push the splinter out supposed to be some kind of foreshadowing of the earth finding some way of 'pushing out' the alien invaders? Or was it just to demonstrate early on how fucking annoying this character was going to be throughout the entire film?
- When the aliens start coming over the hills while they're boarding the river boat, why does everyone desperately try to get onto the large, slow-moving and highly obvious target instead of just running away in random directions?
- If the alien vehicles were already here, as implied in the film, then were they responsible for creating life on this planet? Is this their method of colonization / terraforming a planet? If all of this is true, then were they somehow forgetting that whole "evolution" thing and the possibility that their method would most likely create a variety of interesting forms of life that would kill the shit out of them? If they didn't create us, but rather just planted the ships in preparation for their invasion, then why the hell didn't they just invade in the first place?
- Why the hell would you walk around an alien planet that was teeming with life without some sort of protective suit or clothing of any kind? Why the hell are aliens always nude in general? I would wear ten layers of armor-plated Hazmat suits if I was assigned surface detail on some alien planet. I don't care how breathable the atmosphere is.
- Why did it take some random survivor to point out the fact that the alien ships were vulnerable? In fact, why the hell would they not shoot at it if it was just sitting there leaning up against a building? Why would they stop shooting at it at all? They are alien trying to kill us. Shoot at them. It may look like the aliens called a time out to catch their breath, but they aren't allowed to do that. Shoot at them.
The kid should have died, but even if he had, the movie still would have bugged me a lot. I consider this to be one of Spielberg's worst films, though not from a technical level. He's always great at all the shooting/editing/effects/scene-construction stuff. Even the basic story isn't that bad. There are just too many moments in the film where something will happen that makes me say "wait... I thought that that couldn't happen" or "wait... How come they don't just do this?". The van / vehicle stuff is all I can think of when I watch this flick.