476

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Yeah, I interpreted "where N is the Return Trip" as a way of creating a phrase meaning 'Return Trip' and then substituting that into the first part of the statement. I think this is what Zarban intended, but, for some reason, I was expecting the "where N is..." portion of the title to still persist, along with the substitution that was made into the earlier part. In other words, I wasn't expecting the "where N is..." portion to disappear from the final result, but rather to remain somehow a part of it, and it was this double-presence that stymied me. I don't know why I thought this, though.

I'm not faulting Zarban; he's trying to find interesting ways to convey information, and it's up to me to keep up. It's a bit like learning the foibles of a cryptic crossword puzzle compiler, really.

477

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

(Don't see how to embed videos on blip.tv...)

Turning fan service up to eleven...

478

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I think Zarban's going to have to draw a diagram to explain the "return trip" malarkey, unless I'm being particularly Vulcan-retentive about this one.

479

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Zarban wrote:

Little Miss Sunshine?

Yes.

Zarban wrote:

If so, Journey to the Heavens N, Where N is the Return Trip

Haven't a clue.

480

(21 replies, posted in Creations)

I realize that the notion of mining simple minerals from other star systems is, on the face of it, ridiculous. I got the impression that the comically-named Unobtanium was, in some way, magical and therefore, by extension, not readily synthesizable in other locations. Floaty-mountains, trees-of-life, et cetera.

But this discussion of the economics of interstellar mining reminds me of the, let's call them, debates that I saw after Star Trek 2009 came out, and various self-declared experts traded verbal blows on the subject of whether starships ought to be built on the ground, or in space. As if Starfleet Engineering were a real thing, and we had the first clue how to go about it.

To me, it's like sixteenth-century entrepreneurs discussing the merits of creating Facebook.

Okay, but that only punts the question back to "How did that TV show get green-lit?"

But then, I don't understand how shows like Teletubbies or In the Night Garden come about, either. I presume it's empirical child psychology, public service broadcasting and psychedelic drugs, mixed in the proper proportions.

482

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Zarban wrote:

People-Who-Have-Died-While-Being-Monitored

Flatliners?  If so,

Diminutive Solar Radiation Girl

I'm European, and I still don't understand how it got green-lit.

484

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

How Green was my Valley.

National School Bus Chrome Submersible.

I can't imagine what the script for A Town Called Panic looked like, such that its backers thought "we definitely want to pay for this!"

486

(12 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Splash.

Tootsie.

487

(59 replies, posted in Episodes)

Trey, you should try my wife's haggis lasagne, followed by her raspberry and lime meringue pie on a ginger-nut base:

yum

488

(16 replies, posted in Episodes)

Mmm, Anne Dudley.

489

(59 replies, posted in Episodes)

As my granny used to say: you can put all your eggs in one basket, but you can't put all your toads in one hole.

490

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

a) What Gregory said.

b) The Thing is correct.

c) Pete is a himonym of Dave.

d) I haven't a clue what the obscure dumb Greek philosophers one was about.

e) Elmer who what now?

491

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Blimey, I thought The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai across the 8th Dimension would be obvious.

How about...?

The General Term for Some Object

492

(30 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm trying to understand how to read the chart. So, take District 9: am I meant to understand that it has several interacting beans (Fictional Universe, Aliens, Infestation, Fictional Sentience), or that it has a single, multi-faceted bean?

493

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Zarban wrote:
Zarban wrote:

Dick and Blade Runner?

Assuming one of those is right:
The Rare Fowl From the Southern Caucasus Known for Its Diaphanous Feathers...

It's been long enough.... The answer is the Tarantino-favorite Dario Argento thriller The Bird With the Crystal Plumage

I actually figured that out using Google, but didn't know the film, and decided that using Google to get to an answer I didn't recognize was probably some kind of cheating.

Zarban wrote:

New riddle...

Domiciled Singularly

Home Alone.

The Escapades of Attack Cowboy Astride the Octal Extent.

494

(30 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Wikibeania.org is available. Also, Wikibeania.com.

495

(30 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Trey wrote:
fcw wrote:

Emma Thompson's character apparently possesses a magical typewriter, upon which whatever she types happens for real, is entirely unexplained in the story, and utterly unremarkable to any character who finds it out.

See:  Bean, Magic

I haven't seen that movie and have no opinion as to whether it's good or not.   But from what I know about it, I gather that's the central premise.   It's fine to just not buy that premise if it doesn't suit you, but if you're going in with that attitude there's not much reason to watch the movie in the first place.

It'd be the same as spending the last ninety minutes of Back To The Future saying "This movie sucks! Time travel isn't real!"   It's your business if you feel that way, but why waste the ninety minutes?  smile

I have absolutely no trouble with Magic Beans; I love Up, despite its debatable use of them, for example.

You really need to see StF to understand why they get the use of Thompsons' Typewriter so wrong. The whole thing is set in the real world of today, with apparently normal people who know the kinds of things we do  After an hour or so of stuff, there is a scene where she is writing about her fictional character making a phone call to her, and as she types 'RING...' on her typewriter, her own phone rings.  Thompson's character thinks this is an odd coincidence. She types it again, and her phone rings again, and it scares the crap out of her.  She waits a long time, her phone doesn't ring; she convinces herself she's being silly, types 'RING...' again and her phone rings again.  At which point, she freaks out. It's clear that, to the character who owns the typewriter, its magical behaviour is unexpected and terrifying. Despite this, and similar events, such as the existence in reality of a fictional character she made up and brought into existence by typing on the typewriter, the story then proceeds to forget about this revelation: Thompson's character continues to use the typewriter, no-one in the story makes any attempt to do anything with it beyond typing fiction, and everyone blithely accepts that Will Ferrell's character, previously considered to be a regular human being, and throughly established as desperate to save his own life, is now expendable in the name of literature, including by Will Ferrell's character himself.

IMHO, the story breaks the Bean Wall, and makes the characters aware of the Magic Bean's Bean Nature, which is an error that the story doesn't recover from.

496

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Zarban wrote:

Dick and Blade Runner?

Actually, I was thinking of Dave, but Blade Runner is right. (For some reason, I thought that was one word.)

497

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Bazinga, d00d.


Pete.


Or, if that's too hard :-)... Shanksmuggler .

498

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Teague wrote:
fcw wrote:

That's no synonym, that's a homophone.

I was gonna say "actually that's a homonym," but apparently they have generally the same meaning. Huh.

THERE. A SYNONYM. SUCK ON THAT.

Some of my best friends are homonyms.

Meanwhile, assuming I cracked Zarban's riddle, slurp ye on this:

Is it possible that Bosch Artificial-Genital-Fuzz disremembers Clemency Shagge subsequently to come across joy with verisimilitude?

499

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Zarban wrote:

"Wading" really threw me off, but otherwise cool.

Full-out Tall Gear

Maximum Overdrive?

500

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Ewing wrote:
Teague wrote:

Community Member Walking Stick

Citizen Kane

Wait, what? That's no synonym, that's a homophone.  If you don't stick strictly to the rules you're making up as you go along, what chance does anyone have of getting the right answer, other than those who get the right answer?