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Is it just me, or is this thread turning dangerously into 'Off Topic' territory? Moderator, what's the guidelines for posting here? Do you mind if we use this as a general purpose Social Thread?

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DorkmanScott wrote:
Gregory Harbin wrote:

I liked Space Camp when I was 8, but I didn't become an astronaut.

I liked Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego when I was 8, but I didn't become a geography teacher.

I liked Sesame Street when I was 8, but I didn't become a puppeteer.

This would be a sensible response if I'd said "martial artist" or "martial arts expert," but I didn't, so it's not.

You may not be an astronaut, but you know the difference between the space shuttle and the space station, right?

You may not be a geography teacher, but you know the difference between Brazil and Japan, right?

You may not be a puppeteer, but you know the difference between a hand puppet and a marionette, right?

The difference is if I CARE.

Set 'Space Camp' on the space station.

Set 'The Seven Samurai' in Brazil.

Hire Trey to make a Muppet movie.

If I like the concept of the movie AS YOU MAKE IT, I'll watch it. I don't care how faithful it is to the original, or if the title is a little incongruous.

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Jeffery Harrell wrote:

Veal comes from cows too, Greg.

Sorry, I meant venison steaks. Still, I'm eating a steak from a deer, and you're looking for a cow.

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Jeffery Harrell wrote:

Yeah, I think Fig gave himself away by not realizing that steak comes from cows, not from deer.

Jeff will not survive this apocalypse, for he has never heard of veal steak.

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Hansen wrote:

Still listening to the commentary, but I have one very important comment:

Gilmore Girls was good. Really good.

Except when it eventually became bad.

Gilmore Girls had a great first four seasons, then slowly died a horrible death for the next two, and then Dan Rosenthal really pulled the show out in the final season.

And Amy Sherman has gone on to make absolutely nothing good since.

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DorkmanScott wrote:

People who loved Karate Kid when they were 8 would be 34 now, and if they loved Karate Kid at 8 there's a good chance they became martial arts enthusiasts in the interim.

I liked Space Camp when I was 8, but I didn't become an astronaut.

I liked Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego when I was 8, but I didn't become a geography teacher.

I liked Sesame Street when I was 8, but I didn't become a puppeteer.

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I'm part of the core audience for the new Karate Kid AND a fan of Jackie Chan, and I couldn't tell aikido from ambo-jitsu.

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I played WoW for about four months, but cancelled my sub when I decided to move to Japan. I can't imagine installing it on my computers here. It's SUCH a time hog, and once you're out, that feeling of needing to level up kinda goes away.

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I'm looking forward to being able to see a nice Blu rip of Avatar. I loved it every time (four times) in theaters, but I dunno how it'll hold up at home.

avatar torrent downloads are illegal, don't try this at home

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ShadowDuelist wrote:

Not on my screen, it shows Star Trek as the latest.

What if you go to this link?

http://www.downinfront.net/archives.html

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ShadowDuelist wrote:

This isn't appearing on the main page for me. Luckily for me I'm savvy enough to guess the url it's stored at, so it's downloading as I post this, but I thought I'd let you know in case it's not just me.

It's up now.

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You guys kinda gloss over this, so I'm gonna drop it in the thread: does anyone have any idea what a 'Double Y correctional facility' is? Women are XX, men are XY. What is YY?

And I totally disagree that killing off the Aliens characters was a bad choice. I love that every Alien movie wipes the slate (aside from Ripley) of the previous one. Just because Cameron's Alien movie was awesome doesn't mean the next film has to be tied to it.

I was in no way distracted for the first act waiting for Hicks and Newt to be still alive. They told us they were dead, so OK, they were dead. We then watch a movie dealing with Ripley being as surprised and saddened as we were.

I'll admit that Alien 3 has its problems, but starting with a gut shot—oh crap there's still a live Alien, and it killed most of our leads—is perfect.

Also: you guys need to do Serenity.

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OH GOD. Didn't we all have this argument in first year art studies classes at college?

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Invid wrote:

I've finally listened to the Star Trek commentary and looked over the boards, and had the thought... why not do an episode of the fan show Star Trek Phase II? Contrast low budget geek Trek to new big budget pop Trek. If you do the latest two parter Dorkman can comment on the love story smile

I'd rather stab myself in the throat.

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I feel that way about Star Trek.

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BrianFinifter wrote:

I think it's because the Star Trek nerd is such an old and cherished cliche in our society, that it somehow gives license to people who are otherwise immense nerds themselves some kind of moral superiority that they can dispense like they're the varsity quarterback in an after school special.

Awww. See, now you're making it not fun anymore.

BrianFinifter wrote:

When I launch my own utopian interstellar Federation, you guys can be the ambassadors to the pleasure planet.

I hope this doesn't mean you're dropping Mike as 'ambassador' to your 'pleasure' 'planet.'

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Brian, nothing you said affected the point I've been making since the beginning, which is that it's crap to complain that Vulcan was blown up. It's crap to expect that a new Star Trek series wouldn't do some bold things with the continuity. It's crap to expect that we get another 'Star Trek: Insurrection' where nothing of any import happens anywhere near any of the planets we care about.

Yes, you can geek out and speculate as much as I can, but the storyline of Star Trek VI was HOLY CRAP KRONOS IS EFFED. Which was a bold departure from the position of strength the Klingon Empire was in before.

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We make fun of Brian cause it's fun. Let's not lose this.

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I don't think it's fair to say 'Oh, it was just the moon.' Praxis blew up, which caused the need for immediate evacuation from the home world of Kronos. This evacuation, assisted by the Federation, was what precipitated the Klingon Empire's joining of the Federation (although in some limited capacity, apparently).

They were relocated, as the 'Kronos' seen in TNG and DS9 looks quite different from the Kronos seen in Enterprise episodes such as the pilot.

And my point is, this was done MERELY to serve the plot of the movie. One could make all the same arguments about the destruction of Praxis and the evacuation of Kronos as you can the destruction of Vulcan (and the destruction of Romulus in the Prime timeline, by the by).

The destruction of Vulcan was not done merely to show that OMG ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, it was done to set the new timeline on a clearly different path than it was on before. As we've already seen, Amanda's death caused Sarek to tell Spock that he married Amanda because he LOVED her. Recall that in the Prime timeline, Spock believed that his parents did not love each other, which led him to not pursue any romantic entanglements (aside from Uhuru, whom we can assume he was supposed to be dating at the academy, and then broke up with before they were assigned to the Enterprise; and let's not talk about Saavik).

But aside from that, the destruction of Vulcan means that the timeline can't just slide back into following the previous timeline, but is going to lead into a radically new direction. I'd bet anything that the next Trek film is going to have to deal with Vulcan survivors.

So to classify it as 'for shits and giggles' is incredibly unfair to the writers.

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Well let's not forget that Star Trek 6 blew up the Klingon homeworld for shits and giggles.

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Can't we also assume that McCoy gets extra credit for having, you know, already done medical school? Kirk's in some sort of AP program for getting high scores on his LSATs, and McCoy's in the 3-year medical program.

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But I sure never knew that was supposed to be Sam's car that Kid Kirk dropped off that cliff.

The kid he passes on the road (who obviously isn't a twin brother) is named Johnny. He's just a friend.

They original storyline was that he was Sam, he was an older brother, blah blah blah, but that was cut, and the line was dubbed. Now it just sticks out as a sore thumb.

And as for the "do it in three"? That line wasn't specifically about making it through the academy, it was about "making officer." I just assumed from that that not everyone becomes a commissioned officer as soon as they graduate. Maybe Pike was talking about a specific command officer career path, which Kirk doesn't know anything about.

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No, the eagles were stupid. Stupid with or without justification.

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sometimes it's scrapping the entire sequence of events and starting over.

Brian Finifter is the Republican party of filmmaking.

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Deal with it? Come on, man, 'deal with it' is nowhere near a fair response, especially considering that the same thing could be said to you (just as unfairly) about anything concerning the new Star Trek movie.