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Still, I can't help but think this is the kind of thinking that turns potentially good movies into Elysiums.

"So my pitch is about a guy, sort of a criminal really, who's living under a regime that keeps the entire planet in poverty and ensures that only the wealthiest people get proper medical care - "

" And in the end he sacrifices himself to make sure everyone on the planet has perfect health forever?   I LOVE IT.  Green light!"

"Actually I was gonna say 'and in the end one little poor girl gets cured of cancer and they get away to live another day'.  But your way is good, too."

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I think the redemption is there - it's not completely life-altering, but it shows there's more to Moses than just thuggery.  He volunteers to take on the beasts alone, to save everyone else.  But it doesn't make him an instant saint and he still goes to jail, because he should.

I doubt he's gonna take the fall for killing those cops, though - presumably versions of these events played out a dozen times across London that night and there are alien corpses all over the damn place.  It's not going to be much of a mystery as to how those cops got mutilated. smile

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Fair enough.  Me, I don't need to see redemption at the end of every movie. 

Oddly enough, Attack The Block reminds me of 48 Hours - at the end the criminal is still a criminal, the racist cop is still racist, but they learned to like each other just a little bit, and defeated a bigger threat together.  That's it, but that was enough for me.

I think the "Hollywood ending" of Attack The Block would probably have had Moses die in the blast.  Noble and clean and easier on the taxpayers afterward.

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Yeah, the "every movie must save the world" mentality also applies to characters.  It's important to have a character or characters change over the course of the movie, but it doesn't have to be a galactic change.   An ending where Moses announces his decision to go to law school, or in which he and British Felicia Day get married, would have been more than a little ridiculous.

Instead, the change is just that the main characters - who started out seeing each other as faceless thugs vs unimportant victim - now see each other as people.   Moses is probably gonna do some time, but overall this experience may have set him on a different path in life.   That's not a big change, but it's a change, and that can be enough.

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fireproof78 wrote:

Um, methinks you need to meet a North Idaho moose then, since a friend of mine was chased down by one on his snowmobile and kept in a creek bed for over an hour by another one.

Wasn't that the plot of Moose II: The Moosening ?

Never encountered a moose in the wild myself, but I understand they can turn aggressive and unpredictable during mating season.

Moose.  So like us.

So Daario is actually a Faceless Man?  This changes everything!

Actually, I'm okay with this.  There was something about the original Daario actor that seemed "off" to me.  Can't put my finger on why, but for me he never seemed to fit into that world.  Too slick and handsome maybe?  I dunno.

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Ruh roh?

Pixar Animation yanks director Bob Peterson off 'The Good Dinosaur'

One of the more interesting pullquotes from the article:

"All directors get really deep in their films," Catmull said this week. "Sometimes you just need a different perspective to get the idea out. Sometimes directors ... are so deeply embedded in their ideas it actually takes someone else to finish it up. I would go so far as to argue that a lot of live-action films would be better off with that same process."

LOL

Just to be clear - I agree with the Doctor's review as far as content, just not as vehemently.   And even with all that, Elysium is still FAR better than ST:ID.

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I am really trying to imagine the sort of life lessons a young child would derive from repeat viewings of that combination of movies.   No matter how I slice it, it's disturbing.

What he said.

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As I think I said in the commentary, I absolutely get why this movie isn't for everyone.

And that's okay - it just leaves more for meeeeeeeeee.  And Brian and Paulou and Zap.  We few, we happy few,  we band of brothers.

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Well, my list plays out a little bit differently because home video and cable movie channels weren't a factor in my childhood or adolescence.   The only way to see a movie multiple times was to keep going back to the theater, or scour the tv listings to try and catch it whenever it aired.    That's right, kids - in my day sometimes we had to set the alarm and get up at 3 AM just to see a movie a second time. 

So with that level of effort involved, for a movie to make MY list it was obviously a pretty big deal.   

I'll start with the obvious one:

1.  Star Wars (1977)
I mean, duh.    Ten or more viewings in the theater during the original release, and several re-release viewings after that.  As soon as "home video" was no longer exclusive to millionaires it was one of my first video purchases, but I was out of my teens by then.

2.  The Ωmega Man.  (1971)
Damn right I used the symbol to spell the title properly because RESPECT.

I was not yet a teen when this was made but was too young to see it at the time.  I discovered it on tv a few years later, and from that day forward I watched the shit out of it every chance I got.  My well-documented love of downer apocalypse movies follows a straight line leading right back to The Omega Man.

3.  Harold and Maude (also 1971)
Did not see this during its original release either (see above) but neither did nobody else.  But then H&M became of the most popular "midnight movies" of the '70s (second only to Rocky Horror, pretty much).   So it was possible to catch a screening of H&M pretty much any weekend of my teen years.  Which I did, at every opportunity.

If there's any single movie that determined my worldview to this day, it's Harold and Maude.  To know it is to know me.  If you dare.

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Who knows?   It remains a stalwart on MY list of movies I'd like to cover.  But I'm only one vote in four. smile

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I will be happy to, when we do it.  smile

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Sigh

John Wells Drama Based On Movie ‘Outbreak’ Goes To NBC With Pilot Production Commitment

If that trailer was on Funny or Die, it'd be their best video ever.   Thing is, that trailer IS the whole joke.   It won't get any funnier at 90 minutes, quite the opposite.

However, it is possible there could be a whole movie there.  If they set up the joke quickly ("it's about killer squirrels, everybody clear on this?") but then tell an actual compelling story about that, it could work.   

That kinda high-wire act has been done successfully... but not very often.   Usually those movies fall back on retelling the joke over and over again.  "See, it's funny because it's squirrels!  Right?  Right?"

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Two more points lost for also omitting One Crazy Summer and Better Off Dead.

/I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS

EDIT:  The Sure Thing especially is a semi-forgotten gem that deserves a much higher position on the "Best '80s Comedies Evar" List than it tends to get.    One of my faves.

543

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I would absolutely go see that.

544

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Also ben and jen have three kids, the oldest is seven right now.   For all we know his daughter talked him into it.    smile

We know that's why Brendan Fraser was in GI Joe...

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Yeah, 'cause a strong dramatic acting resume is real important when casting the role of Batman.  smile

http://prettycleverfilms.com/files/2013/06/nightshift631.jpg

Based on the available evidence, pretty much anyone with a chin can handle the role.

546

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No.  He's just going to pretend to be Batman in a movie.

547

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DOROTHY IS NOT ELIGIBLE TO WEAR THE SLIPPERS.  SHOW US THE LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE!

- Munchkinland Teaparty Guild

548

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If you're hotlinking somebody else's image, it's a good policy to do a hard refresh of the page after you post.   If the image successfully reloads, then you're probably good to go.

And shame on them for leaving that door open.  smile

549

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Surely THAT mashup is on YouTube somewhere....

550

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This guy gets it.