Whoaaaaaa. Good pull.

Saniss wrote:

PS: Teague's Auralnauts' 3PO game is on fucking point.

*fist bump*

BigDamnArtist wrote:

"Ah, what's this you've given me Teague? A flower? It's red like a rose, shaped like a rose, smells like a rose and has thorns like a rose..."

Roses are generally characterized by the presence of Brian or Dorkman or Trey — not to mention scheduling. wink

Thanks, Marty. Fixed.

Abbie wrote:

as long as we keep visiting you guys have to keep doing the show

This ain't the show. Just to be clear. wink

We recorded a commentary for The Phantom Menace with Ryan.

Surprise!

This won't be widely-shared; we just recorded it for ourselves and the forum, as a lark, on short notice, for fun.


(The first twenty seconds on YouTube have funky audio, fwiw.)


MP3 version. It's big — 200 megs or so — so do me a favor and download it, rather than streaming it from a tab.

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Alan Smithee doesn't seem to be an anagram of Alias Men. Am I missing something?

orson the god damned welles clap dot gif

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1) I love this thread so much.

2) Oooooh. That does sound good.

3) I'm fighting the urge to treat this as a proxy recommendation for any non-fiction historical book about same.

4) I am ashamed.

Here's an amazing anecdote from Deadline Hollywood:

There will be people better-versed than me to describe the fact that Goldman knew more than many, but I will recount an anecdote that the late Jonathan Demme told me when I did a look-back on the 25th anniversary of The Silence of the Lambs. Demme had the picture locked, and had a friends-and-family screening of the film before he turned in the cut. One of the attendees was Goldman, whom Demme didn’t know all that well. The following day, Goldman called.

Well, better to let Demme tell it:

“We watched the movie,” Demme said. “It played like gangbusters, and we got terrific response from the audience. Craig [McKay, editor] and I were high-fiving each other. Okay, we’re locked, baby. I got a phone call the next day at my house. ‘Hi, this is William Goldman calling.’ I was like, ‘Oh, hi. God, one of my favorite writers of all time.’ He said he thought the picture was terrific, but he thought there was one section that was holding it back from its full potential power. This came after Dr. Lecter escapes, and there was this scene that lasted somewhere between eight and twelve minutes. Jack Crawford [Clarice's boss] is called on the carpet. They are summoned by the attorney general, Roger Corman. Crawford’s kicked off the case. Clarice is kicked out of the academy. They go downstairs, and there’s this blistering, really terrific scene on the steps. Clarice just can’t let go of saving the senator’s daughter. Her brain is going a mile a minute, and Crawford is telling her, ‘Didn’t you hear what happened up there? I’m off the case. You’re out of this thing. There’s no way on earth…’ But she said she was going to Calumet. Clarice looks at Crawford and says, ‘God Dammit Jack, I’m going.’ We cut to her in the car, crossing the bridge where she’s about to encounter Buffalo Bill. So Goldman said, ‘Take all that out.’ I’m like, ‘What? That’s one of the biggest scenes in the movie. Really? What?’ And he says, ‘That’s what my gut’s telling me. You guys should really take a look at it.’ So I was like, ‘Well, listen, thank you for this. Goodbye.’

“I got to the cutting room and told Craig about this conversation, almost laughing about it. Craig was not really pleased -- because we were really… locked -- but we said, 'let’s just take that section out, and watch the movie again, right here on the Steenbeck in the cutting room.'

So we lifted it out, and watched it... and the power of just cutting straight to Jodie, without all that other stuff -- I think Goldman might’ve referred to it as ‘the third act launchpad exposition stuff’ -- it was just an extraordinary difference, an immeasurable improvement.

That is William Goldman.”

Thanks, buddy. Good work.

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Green light. Have a draft on my desk by Monday.

535

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*faints*

536

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1. I'm certainly not opposed to randomly popping up on a movie podcast.

2. That photo of you and Mark is fucking fantastic.

3. I had no idea Jake had a podcast network thing goin.'

Chad Peter wrote:

Thoughts?

Not really; just that it all sounds great and I'm happy for you. (I mean, the one thought I still can't stop having is "isn't the idiom actually 'to hell with this'?," but I figure that's probably water under the bridge at this point. lol)

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/540/710/2a6.jpg

...

Sorry. I can't help myself with this meme. You set me up.

(fwiw, I share the feelings expressed in BDA's top paragraph)

BigDamnArtist wrote:

My hometown went from zero roundabouts to like, IDK even know, I think there's like 6 of the fuckers in town now, in like 3 years. For some reason the city planning office just got a massive hard-on for roundabouts a few years ago and there's been some massive construction work being done around the city for the past couple years, so they've just been shoving them everywhere they can.

I feel you. I used to live in Carmel Indiana.

No, I'm right there with you. I know that roundabouts are more efficient, and I also know they're dangerous as fuck because nobody continues to be a rational person as they drive into a roundabout.

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oh shiiiiiiiiiiit

So like — hey Chad? — that's a whole fucking bunch episodes. Way to go, dude. I feel like I looked away for a minute and suddenly the damn thing became A Body Of Work; sorry for being out of touch. How are things going audience-wise? Does the show have a 'landing page' somewhere, or do stray files just keep popping up on message boards? (The latter is cooler, to be clear.) And you have sponsorsthat's fancy as shit; how'd that go?

Tell me more, tell me more!

*rests chin on knuckles*

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Was? Hey man, we've still got a whole year-and-one-month for a new fire to play into the established precedent!

*dons bookie cap*

Hollywood insurance fires! Place your bets!

*shrug*

Do you think blockbusters are better now?

If not, it would seem we're still on that trend, yeah.

I'm saying blockbusters are dying. $200M budgets. Tentpoles.

theMaestro wrote:

I think he might need to get an editor to tighten up his videos to allow for better audience retention in the future......I kid! Un-optimized Teague is lots of fun to listen to haha.

1) I do think this argument could be effectively made in less time than I took to make it — especially with editing.

2) So, sorry.

3) Hey, I told you the previous ramblings were two hours long!

4) I'm pretty sure "ugh, I really need to plan / edit this better" was the reason it kept never-getting-done before.

5) So.

6) Six.

7) fwiw, Boter, I actually name-check you at one point, regarding marches. Not worth looking forward to, but.

8) If y'all have thoughts that'll help me develop this bullshit further, definitely share them. Stuff that seems totally superfluous to the argument (in which case I failed to clarify why I think it's relevant, which... almost certainly happened repeatedly, because improvised argument), or stuff that seems especially convincing, etc.. I'm quite happy, but not totally surprised, that folks seem to agree with the general givens I'm talkin' about; what I was mostly curious about was how far from the pack I've strayed in terms of the specifics.

Anyway, sorry for being rambly, and thanks for spending any time with it at all.

Phyew. I was half-convinced I'd just lost my mind, so I'm glad you guys are digging it.

Saniss wrote:

All the fuck thumbs over here.

*like*

Yessir.

My violent agreement with your point pushed me out of my procrastination, so, fine: here's some dumb-ass shit.

That was an awesome sermon. Great message, well sussed-out, well articulated.