Exactly.   Just because a company isn't selling you something yet, doesn't mean they aren't planning to sell  it to you eventually.   Just as NBC prefers you watch Community when it's on, but they'll sell you their day-old bread on Hulu afterward because why not.

Pretty sure they'll sell it to other markets eventually, once it's had its run on Xbox.    The Guild worked the same way.  So do movies in theaters, for that matter.

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Seems only fair, considering what Butch has done for you.

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Marty J wrote:

I'd love to hear what FIYH had to say about it

Oh, the thighs...

http://www.pinkfive.com/images/post/pantsonfire.jpg

I want there to be there when they record that song, because I want to be in the chorus that shouts "COON!"

/it's okay if it's an actual coon
/totally legal

Oh yes indeed. 

brb, gotta take these boxes of canned food and ammunition down to the basement.

Is that raccoon...wearing a little superhero outfit?

This will either be the best film ever made, or the end of civilization.  Perhaps both.

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The reason why Foster's performance didn't work was

SPOILER Show
she didn't have any compelling reason to be doing the things she did - she was just a jerk.   

Likewise, the entire have/have-not dynamic didn't work because there was no plausible reason shown for it.   Based on what we were shown, the citizens of Elysium were just being dicks to the rest of humanity for no particular reason.

Here's a good article that explains why the economics of the movie don't make sense:  ‘Elysium’ Wants To Be A Lacerating Movie About Health Care, But It Has No Idea Why Inequality Exists

Elysium is just as well-made as District 9 - more so, even - and although both are about one group oppressing another until the oppressed fight back, District 9 was much clearer thematically.  In D9, humans oppress aliens because the aliens are downright disgusting and mostly inexplicable, and the humans are simply stuck with them with no good idea what do about it.   The humans were clearly the "bad guys", but even so you understood why both sides did what they did.

But in Elysium the "bad guys" have magic machines that instantly cure all illness.  Everyone has one and they've got hundreds more in reserve.  There's no scarcity, or visible downside or cost or side effect to using the magic machines... and yet for (reasons?) the sky people won't let the dirt people have a single one. 

There are so many compelling things they could have done with that premise, though.  What if Elysium can't shoot down boarders because they don't have weapons, because they're all peaceful and loving Utopian types who don't know how awful life is elsewhere.   But Jodie Foster's character has been charged with protecting this Utopia... and she resorts to whatever means she has to, a la Nicholson in A Few Good Men.  They need her on that wall, they just don't want to know what she does to protect them.  Maybe she doesn't  like doing what she does, either.

Or, show us a good reason why Earth can't have magic medi-machines, and have the characters actually have to figure out how to fix that situation.  Or ultimately realize that it can't be fixed, because resources are finite and everybody can't have everything because there isn't enough of it.

These are all issues we deal with today - we like it when terrorist attacks are prevented, but we don't like drone strikes and NSA wiretaps... or at least we'd rather not know about them.    We think it's really sad when there's a famine or a genocide in Africa, but most of us don't rush over there to help or sell our cars to feed African orphans either.   

So the movie could have dealt with the whole issue of scarcity and poverty in a smart, relatable way, but instead it just resorted to having the sky people be doodyheads who need to be slapped around and blown up until they share their surplus toys.

And even so... it IS one of the best sci-fi movies of the summer, right up there with so-close-to-awesome Oblivion.

No longer a stalwart?

Die Hard With A Yawn: Bruce Willis Says He’s ‘Bored’ Doing Action Flicks

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Well, at the time I had the conversation it was just the aisle thing - Amazon wasn't the seller-of-all-things yet.  But I don't doubt the "showroom" problem is a thing now.

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"Operation SMOOCH?"

"That's right - Operation SMOOCH!"

http://www.pinkfive.com/images/post/flint.jpg

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MasterZap wrote:

I wasn't aware it was even possible to buy a non-smartphone in 2013...!?

Beats me.  I bought mine in 2006.

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Um, no I don't.  I can't afford a smartphone.  Maybe someday.

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We don't all live on Elysium.

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"When we reach our cruising speed of 700 mph, we recommend you keep your seat belt loosely fastened.  That way if there's an accident the lower half of your body will stay in your seat and we'll know whose legs those were."

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heh, I forgot that one - I use my phone as an alarm clock, too.  So that's three uses. 

My phone (supposedly) has the ability to use the web and check email and such, but I've been careful never to turn that on.  I can't fully decipher the terms of service but I'm pretty sure the first megabyte of data will cost me three billion dollars.  So, no thanks.

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What I do on my phone is texting, and voice calling.  It doesn't do anything else.   

brb, I'm off to Trader Joe's.

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Everything Teague said.    So beautifully made, so many good ideas... such an unsatisfying conclusion.

In my opinion Elysium is a good candidate for a FIYH session - I was rewriting the third act while I was watching it.

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http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/The-Rock-Confused-Smile.gif

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If that's the case then I agree with him.

I might get interested if that was really the premise.  How do we get rid of this demented alien whose twisted daddy issues have led him to believe we'll love him if he just hangs around long enough?   It's like he's stalking our whole planet.   A movie that actually dealt with that could be awesome.

ThrowbackSoul wrote:

Please do a Peter Sellars film...

Sam wrote:

You guys haven't really done a Bond film yet.   My pick would definitely be Casino Royale.

Deal!   I actually kinda love this movie.   

http://www.pinkfive.com/images/post/casino_royale_xlg.jpg

Zarban wrote:

BRUCE (tied to chair)
You're just fans? Not actually terrorists?

LEADER (smiling)
Who said we were terrorists?

BRUCE
STOP QUOTING THE MOVIE!

Second Draft:

BRUCE (tied to chair)
You're just fans? Not actually terrorists?

LEADER (smiling)
Who said we were terrorists?
(beat)
Right? 

BRUCE
I... what?

LEADER
Come on, that's from the movie
That's like the line from the movie!

BRUCE
Got any idea how many movies I've done, kid? 

LEADER
Oh. 

BRUCE
Can I have a cigarette?

The Leader leans in to give Bruce a cigarette.  Bruce HEAD BUTTS HIM.

Bruce leaps to his feet - he's long since untied himself - and takes the unconscious Leader's gun.

He checks the clip - full.  Kicks off his shoes. 

BRUCE
Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker.

He disappears into the stairwell.

INT. CONTROL ROOM - THAT SAME MOMENT

ALAN RICKMAN and a HENCHMAN are watching all this on a series of monitors.

ALAN RICKMAN
Regular as clockwork.

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All very true.   Kickstarter itself stresses the importance of putting the creator(s) at the front of the pitch - why is this your dream project, why are you the only person who can do it, etc.   It certainly does help if people are already familiar with you or your work.   An "ideal" Kickstarter is where backers don't care so much about the end result, they just want to help that nice person do that thing they so badly want to do. 

That's still selling, though - just selling the creator and not the creation.  smile    From what I've seen, most successful projects have a blend of both.   

For example - if Warners had run a Kickstarter saying "hey if you give us 2 million we'll make that Veronica Mars movie you want" I suspect most people would have said "yeah right, piss off."  But since it was Rob Thomas and Kristen Bell doing the selling, people went for it.   

Despite their lofty goal of supporting artists, it's true that Kickstarter has also become a place for companies to pre-sell products.   In those cases it's just regular old selling - you just have to convince the buyer they want that particular thing.

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Murphy and I are less than a year apart in age.  The man knows what a real GI Joe is, same as I do.

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Oops, yeah, turns out Best Defense came out before BHC, earlier the same year.   

So Murphy had two hits, then Best Defense, but then was back on top again with Beverly Hills Cop.