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(0 replies, posted in Creations)

Well, I just finished the last chapter of what will probably be the first book in a series, A Leader Born. A college freshman finds himself kidnapped, and now the King of Polish refugees in a fantasy world. I'd rate it PG-13, compared to some of my other stories smile It's getting almost ten thousand readers over on Storiesonline.com, for unknown reasons.
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No movie is so amazing that it can't annoy the fuck out of at least someone.

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(45 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Jo Grant: "If we fail, why can't we just go back in time and try again?"
3rd Doctor: "The Blinovitch Limitation Effect."
Jo Grant: "What's that?"
3rd Doctor: "Well, you see..." [is interrupted]

Doctor Who, 'Day of the Daleks'

654

(12 replies, posted in Episodes)

Call in Spielberg to finish the download?

Which, to me, makes my sister's opinion that Gravity is stupid and boring all the more amusing smile She watched it in 2D, so all she really had was the story and that did nothing for her.

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(122 replies, posted in Episodes)

If you haven't seen it, you have to watch the 1978 Japanese movie 'Message From Space' (Netflix streams it). They cast American Vic Morrow as their Alec Guiness, and you can just tell he knows Star Wars looked stupid while it was being filmed, and is hoping to God that the stupidity around him means this movie will be as big a hit. Sadly... no smile

Well, state your point. We have yet to see if Gravity has any influence on movies or society beyond making money, as those did.

I can't really upload anything, but there should definitely be a series of "Trey Stokes Story Time" segments smile

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(100 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Depends on how it's done. We have not had a good monster fight in a decade or so, so it's not like the trope has been overused. As you said, we've had Cloverfield. Godzilla 2000 in many ways copied the 90's Gamera films which blew the earlier Godzilla films out of the water, and I'd hate for the first of the new Godzilla films to just copy Cloverfield. Let's see if this new team can do a good, old fashioned, Godzilla movie before we ask them to jazz it up.

(If you like, we can have our heroes fleeing under the feet of two monsters fighting, sort of an updated War of the Gargantuas)

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(100 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I also wish we'd see more romantic comedies where there are no scenes of the two potential lovers together, and it's all what their friends are saying in the other room smile

There are a number of Godzilla movies where the monster is almost an afterthought, with human plots taking up most of the running time. It's just if you go too far why bother having the monster? Call your movie something else. You don't like the genre, which is fine, but converting monster movies into non-monster movies isn't the solution smile

The official Lost In Space commentary on the DVD is well worth listening to, as the writer and director tell you exactly what went wrong, and the massive changes to the ending.

The problem with the From Hell movie, and the reason I never watched it, is it went against the whole point of the comic. The original was "OK, here's every known fact, with a bit of fiction to fill in the gaps to make it an actual story." So what does the movie do? Combine two characters into one and give him real psychic powers. Really? Way to miss the point.
(the end notes in the book are incredible. Moore tells you, panel by panel, what's fact, what's probable fact, what's an educated guess, what's pure fiction, and what he put in to piss off his Royalist artist)

Blade Runner, to me, has always had more style than substance, but without the action that something like Akira has. Harrison Ford just sounds bored, and while that probably is the right way to play the character it's not fun to watch.

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(45 replies, posted in Movie Stuff)

This is all making the fact my sister thought it was pointless and stupid all the more amusing smile

664

(42 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Laputa had no whores in it.

665

(24 replies, posted in Episodes)

And I saw Hardware Wars the year it came out, so there smile
(there was a rumor going around our 3rd Grade class that we were going to see Star Wars, and the teacher put that on. Blew our mind, it did!)

Although you can change the theme.

(haven't seen the film, and have no idea if it was a case of the writer getting to the end with a male and female character and going, "Oh, theme!", or if he started with a theme and wrote the characters)

667

(98 replies, posted in Episodes)

"The Nazis were going to die anyway, with or without Indy's help."

Well, who isn't smile

668

(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

BigDamnArtist wrote:

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Although on a side note, I love how people so often deride movies like Madagascar for having these massive ridiculous CG shots that go from the middle of the ocean to the pupils of the guy standing on the beach, and deride it as some ridiculous invention of the CG movie, when the opening shot of this, is one massive shot that speeds across miles of flower fields, and Australian outback and goes inside the kids house in one shot.

It should be noted that in many ways this IS a CG movie. Disney used it as a demo of their new digital paint software, and there are CG elements such as the flying shots. They were rushed and just learning to use the equipment, leading to some bad continuity mistakes you expect in anime, not a Disney production (the feather, for example, appears in the bad guy's hat before he gets it, and at another point is on the wrong cel layer in the nest). I like it, and wish it had done better.

669

(36 replies, posted in Episodes)

Hitchcock did not actually do anything on the TV series, iirc, apart from filming the intros. Similarly, he had nothing to do with my favorite Hitchcock creation: The Three Investigators.

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(36 replies, posted in Episodes)

Here we go - vertigo
Video vertigo
Test for echo

Here we go - in slo-mo
Video vertigo
Test for echo
Test for echo
-RUSH, "Test For Echo"

Doctor Submarine wrote:

It's been a while since you guys did a really bad movie. I miss hearing you guys tearing into a real dog of a movie.

Actually, I think it's time for another commentary for Dark City smile

bullet3 wrote:

More importantly, from a character standpoint, it's crucial because it cements for Sandra how the counter momentum in zero-G works. Clooney un-tethering gives her just enough push to drift back towards the station. Then later at the end, when she's got the empty fire-extinguisher and is just out of reach of the hatch, she chucks it to give herself that extra boost and makes it. I love that moment so much.

Doctor Who did it better, when the 5th Doctor threw a cricket ball to send him back towards the airlock.

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(50 replies, posted in Episodes)

Jimmy B wrote:
fireproof78 wrote:

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This, coming on the heals of listening to the Prometheus commentary...

This escalated? From what to what?  hmm

From talking about Satan to talking about religion. There was no reason to go there.

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(50 replies, posted in Episodes)

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(50 replies, posted in Episodes)

This movie might be one my father was referring to when he told me about his main beef with "horror" films: why do they only show Satan/evil is real, and not God? It pissed him off, non-religious person that he otherwise was, that the movies only showed one side. You almost never saw God actually step in and help, or prayers actually work as they're supposed to.