51

(30 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Doctor Submarine wrote:

Hey, I just remembered a detail from the movie that I'm sure you science nerds will LOVE.

The finale is predicated on the impending reanimation of this Frankenstein's Monster Army. The demons need bodies to possess so that they can return to Earth, but those bodies are useless if they aren't alive (?) so they need a body that's alive but that doesn't have a soul (???). So there's a ticking clock element introduced when the villain starts the reanimation process, and we see an LED screen on each of the machines that reads "0% REANIMATED."

And it starts going up. "1% REANIMATED. 2% REANIMATED."

Hey, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that being alive or dead isn't a FUCKING SPECTRUM. Like, either you're alive or you aren't. What does it mean to be 45% reanimated? Especially considering that none of them wake up and start moving until the thing reaches 100%.

I can't believe I sat through this whole movie sober and didn't kill myself.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lol.gif

52

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

53

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Directed by Martin Scorsese.

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/ja … cript-leak

55

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

56

(64 replies, posted in Episodes)

Umm...

57

(34 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Watch this Tales from the Crypt episode. A greedy woman makes the mistake of murdering her husband while an escaped mental patient dressed in a Santa Claus outfit is on the loose.

Directed by Robert Zemeckis and written by Fred Dekker.

58

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

59

(5 replies, posted in Off Topic)

http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070313123413/marveldatabase/images/b/b2/En_Sabah_Nur_%28Earth-616%29_0003.png

This:

http://morganrlewis.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/stargate-poster.jpg

61

(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Eddie wrote:

Got home last night and said to the wife, "You know you never saw Man of Steel, and its on VOD now.  Wanna watch it?"  She replied, "Nah, let's just watch 'The Godfather'." 

*SWOON*

Damn, best woman ever.

62

(44 replies, posted in Off Topic)

63

(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

redxavier wrote:

Battlefield Earth

http://beerandamovie.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/battlefield-earth-scene-00061.jpg

http://subspacecomms.com/sites/default/files/0112-general/martok-gowron.jpg

64

(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

redxavier wrote:

LOL... the Guyver is pretty awesome. The first one was called "Mutranonics" in some markets (who knows why!) and that it stars Mark Hamill is one of those bizarre bonuses. As you say, Dark Hero is much, much better!

If it has peaked your interest at all, I recommend checking out the anime. There are actually two series, one that ran in the early 90s I think which is pretty neat.

I might check out the anime.

It's shame they never made a Guyver 3 or a TV series that followed 'Dark Hero'. I would love to have seen more crazy martial arts Hong Kong style fight scenes like this:

65

(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

So, I watched a 90's sci-fi action flick titled The Guyver. It's about a young man who discovers a device that merges with his own body, turning him into a cyborg superhero, "The Guyver". The device is of alien origin, as is the entire human race.  Yes, that's right... in the movie we learn that humanity was created by a race of alien beings (has Ridley Scott seen this film?)

http://www.geekchunks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/the_guyver_suit.jpg

The Guyver fights Chronos, an evil corporation that's experimenting with alien DNA/technology, mutating humans into giant monsters.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110407201457/guyver/images/2/2e/MovieZoanoids.jpg

And, uh, Mark Hamill turns into a giant cockroach.

neutral

Very campy and rubbery, The Guyver is a schizophrenic movie; the filmmakers seemingly can't decide if they are making a film for kids or adults. It's cartoonish and horrifying at the same time.  There is some entertainment value, and the special effects are good, but the film is such a mess in terms of story and tone.

I enjoyed the sequel, Guyver 2 Dark Hero a lot more. It's a huge improvement over the first Guyver! This one is much more violent and takes itself much more seriously than the first film. And David "Solid Snake" Hayter plays The Guyver in this one!

66

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Best rap ever.

67

(12 replies, posted in Episodes)

68

(12 replies, posted in Episodes)

69

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

http://www.youtube.com/user/ShadesAtKnight/videos

70

(30 replies, posted in Off Topic)

FireFighter214 wrote:

This looks like a big budget Asylum movie.

71

(3 replies, posted in Episodes)

This movie is sCarrie.

72

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

73

(36 replies, posted in Episodes)

Friedkin talks Hitchcock, Vertigo and film school:

Scenes get rendered out in real time, removing the need for post-production...

fireproof78 wrote:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110916195908/stargate/images/e/e2/Ra%27s_mask_retracts.gif

"The ruler of the known universe is that chick-with-the-dick from THE CRYING GAME?!" - Nostalgia Critic