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Rob wrote:

Also: At this point, I'm picking GRAVITY to win Best Picture, not because I think it is or should be but because I think it's the kind of capital-"M" Movie that the academy likes to recognize.

That is the exact reason why 12 Years a Slave is going to beat it.

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The role was originally going to be played by Benicio del Toro, but he left the project. So it's not like they didn't try to get the character's ethnicity right initially. But Cumberbatch was flavor-of-the-month, and they wanted to get some hype from his rise to stardom.

Unfortunately, none of his films this year were well-received, so he didn't become as big a deal as people thought he would.

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To be fair, Tatum is a MUCH more interesting and versatile actor than Taylor Kitsch. But I get your point. This movie might get lost in its own insane mythology and forget to tell a story about interesting people.

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Trey wrote:

Tonight - Inside Llewyn Davis.  The Coens have always been hit-or-miss with me but when they hit, it's usually a home run.  Fingers crossed...

I've been hearing that it's a home run. It's the only movie this month that I really, really want to see.

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http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/10/5197 … ing-to-nbc

*sigh*

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Now THAT'S how you tease a movie. Brief glimpses of characters, almost no spoiling of major setpieces, and a hazy but recognizable glimpse of the iconic monster.

I looks like this film will bring the element of horror back to Godzilla. It isn't focused on spectacle or fun as much as it's focused on scaring the shit out of you. I love that.

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"So, Andy. Lana. You're just coming off one of the most ambitious, complex movies in recent years. Are you going to take a break and go smaller with your next project?"

"No. Crazier. Bigger and crazier."

"...Not sure you can top Cloud Atlas but-"

"BIGGER AND CRAZIER."

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This Is The End makes my list purely on number of laughs. I've seen it several times and it's still incredibly funny. The fact that it has all these stars playing themselves but NEVER feels self-indulgent (not intentionally, anyway) is amazing. There's genuine self-deprecation here, and I was expecting the kind of self-deprecation where they ultimately come out looking pretty good. Nope. These guys are playing the most selfish, greedy, awful, hilarious versions of themselves. By the time they got to the shot-for-shot parody of Rosemary's Baby, I knew I was in love.

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Might as well share my 6-15 I guess. I see way too many movies.

6) The World's End
7) Upstream Color*
8) Short Term 12
9) Side Effects*
10) Computer Chess*
11) This is the End
12) Gravity
13) The Hunt
14) Captain Phillips
15) Much Ado About Nothing

Honorable Mention: Catching Fire

Btw, if you find yourself unable to get out to the theater too often, iTunes is your friend. You can rent movies for like five bucks, and they'll have a lot of smaller recent films that never came to a theater anywhere near you. That's how I saw, like, a third of the movies on my list. Also, Netflix has a ton of great 2013 films available (at least in the US). I marked those with a *. Frances Ha, my #5, is also on Netflix.

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YES on Upstream Color, bullet. I didn't really like Primer, but Upstream Color was just fantastic. Such a dense work of art.

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DELETED. Don't want to get into a Gravity convo in this thread. Suffice to say that I liked it, but didn't love it.

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So, 8 straight weeks of Potter? Cool. Or will you guys be releasing those intermissions?

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Hmm. Interesting that Gravity is topping a lot of lists. I don't think it's in my Top 10. It was a major technical achievement, and a thrilling piece of cinema, but other than that it wasn't anything special, in my opinion. What about it did you guys fall in love with?

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What does the release schedule for these look like?

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Haven't seen Her, Inside Llewyn Davis, or Wolf of Wall Street yet, so I can't give a definite answer. This is the list as of right now, though.

1) Blue is the Warmest Color
2) 12 Years a Slave
3) All Is Lost
4) Prince Avalanche
5) Frances Ha

As for the WORST films I saw, I can definitely that this is my list. I can't see it changing for any reason.

1) Elysium
2) Salinger
3) Now You See Me
4) Escape From Tomorrow
5) The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Kyle wrote:

I looked around after 24 hours on mic at my friends, old and brand new, that I'd just done this insane thing with.  I'd been awake for 55 hours, and in that time I'd worked a full day at a factory, explored the secret conspiracy of Denver International Airport for 9 hours, and helped save the lives of hundreds of people by talking about Harry Potter for 24 hours.

So I said it-  "Seriously guys, this is the best thing I've ever done.  This was the best spent day of my life."

Thanks for not booing me off the mic, guys.  Thanks fpr everything.

You were a fantastic panelist, Kyle. I wish you could be on more episodes.

After the show I went a little bit insane from lack of sleep. So I hope the people who were actually on the show are doing alright. This would be a great accomplishment if it weren't a telethon, but the fact that you did it for charity makes it something truly special. I can't wait for the episodes to come out.

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https://24.media.tumblr.com/c93f2fdeef274ffcae28bc520d216853/tumblr_mwtt6gHSz51r6fdkno1_500.jpg

8 1/2 x 11

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This might be too obvious, but maybe some trivia during the between-film breaks? And the prize is that the FIYH feed will shout you out on Twitter or something.

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I'll help moderate, if you'd like.

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Yeah, exactly. SeaWorld's whole argument there is that it's good to keep whales in captivity so that we can learn more about them. But isn't it plausible to study them in the wild? Wouldn't you learn more about them by studying them in their natural habitat?

Not to mention the fact that the whales in the Shamu show probably aren't being continuously studied. It's not like SeaWorld is a scientific endeavor. They're a theme park, and they steal whales so that they can make money off them. If that remark was legitimate, then why not let the whales go when you're done studying them? This whole answer is totally ridiculous.

It's gonna be fun having all the Mugglenet fans in the chatroom.

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It's telling that when asked what the benefits of keeping orcas in captivity are, SeaWorld responded with how HUMANS would benefit.

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This review started as a comment on /r/hiphopheads but I just kept writing and writing so here we are.

For context: Childish Gambino is the rap pseudonym for Donald Glover, aka Troy on Community. A few days ago his new album "Because The Internet" leaked online, a week before release. The quality was unusually good for a leak, but the last song cut off a minute or two early. Anyway, today Gambino posted a link to a site called becausetheinter.net, which is basically an interactive screenplay (with visual elements) which tells a story alongside the album. He's been building up to this release for months, and his personal life has blurred with the fictional version of himself that he's presenting here. Also the music is great and I highly recommend you check out the screenplay. So here's my unintended review.

I thought the screenplay itself was interesting in its portrayal of depression. It kinda confirmed what I thought the album was about when I first listened to it, but it put a lot of songs in context. The story itself almost doesn't matter. It's trying to convey a state of mind more than a narrative. Some moments just didn't work at all, though. My favorite scene was the one between him and the nurse, but having his friends show up and IMMEDIATELY tell him that his dad is dead? Just seemed cheesy to me. Also, the scene with the guy from What Does The Fox Say was dumb. I get how it fits into the theme and everything, but it just wasn't that funny.

I really liked how he used emojis to communicate the characters' feelings. It ties in to the point of the whole screenplay, which is that the internet has changed how we communicate (for better or for worse) and given us a universal language. The Boy finds a friend in Stockholm because they both have Twitter, for example. And right there in the first scene, we see him getting joy out of trolling. It's probably the only time we see him happy (or at least as close to happy as that character can get) in the entire screenplay. He's drawing energy off of the emotions of others, and he provokes those emotions himself to get that energy. I guess Gambino is saying that the internet has kinda made us all sociopaths, unable to relate to anyone in real life but happy when we can get people we don't know mad at us. The Boy certainly has some sociopathic tendencies throughout. Just like the stuff he was tweeting yesterday. The kids who love talking about stuff from the internet but don't care that Nelson Mandela died. They can only relate to each other through internet short/longhand. Anything outside of that sphere doesn't make an impact. I still think that his emotional state comes from his depression, mainly. But depression can numb your senses and emotions. I've had first-hand experience.

It's also saying that the internet has changed how we perceive death. Not only does The Boy film a guy getting killed on his phone, but he's almost compelled to do so. He doesn't even realize that he's started doing it. That's where "Worldstar" as a song really started to click for me. And The Boy's attitude towards death is a major aspect of his character. He doesn't seem to care very much when his father dies. The first scene indicates that they couldn't really relate to each other. The screenplay's ultimate point about death is that we can't choose when it'll come. He tries to kill himself, but fails. When he tells the nurse this, the nurse basically calls him on his bullshit. He says, "It's not that hard to do." Basically saying that if The Boy wanted to die, it wouldn't, literally, be hard to kill himself. But there's something holding him back. There's some force older than the universe that's going to decide when he dies. That's what he's saying in the last scene. You won't wake up on your last day knowing that it's your last day. There's nothing that you'll be able to do about your death. But since The Boy knows this, he tries to exert the smallest amount of control possible. He wants to choose how he dies, if he can't choose when. So it's interesting that the screenplay seems to know that it's his last day, even if he doesn't. When he leaves the house, it says that his girlfriend and him "don't see each other anymore." Donald Glover the screenwriter knows that Childish Gambino the character is going to die. But like the lyric says, "what's the line" between them? The screenplay really muddies that line.

So what happens at the end? Does he die? It's pretty vague. The last image of him is in a bright-white yogurt shop, which could indicate heaven. And right before that, we see him floating face-down in a pool. But that's in his imagination. The final three lines, to me, seem to be talking about Dude 1, not The Boy. The last action written is Dude 1 turning and sho(uting) to The Boy, but he's suddenly cut off. Then a few last breaths. Then silence. If The Boy was being shot, that last action would be his, don't you think? Unless Dude 1 is shouting at The Boy to get down and take cover, but he's too late. I think the biggest clue is that last line about his girlfriend. "They don't see each other anymore." That's not something you'd typically write if The Boy was going off to die. You'd say, "They never see each other again." But the writer is writing from the present-tense. The implication is that The Boy is still around, but he doesn't see Naomi anymore. I don't think he dies.

So, wow, this is just great. Even if it didn't work in spots, that's okay, because this is a hugely ambitious project. I know it's only been a few days, but Because The Internet might be AOTY for me. It's like nothing else I've heard this year. It doesn't even feel like an album, in the traditional sense. I won't go back to this just to listen to songs. I'll go back to slip into this world. That's what Gambino's done here. He's created a fleshed-out world with a fascinating main character, and he's done it partially through his music. What other artist has attempted something even remotely this artistically ambitious this year? Or even this decade? Jay Z thinks he has his pulse on the internet with his album-releasing app, but he's leagues below what Gambino is doing. I can't call this "game-changing," because I don't see other artists releasing similar stuff alongside their albums (maaaaaaaybe Death Grips, but they already announced that they're doing a soundtrack to Zack Hill's movie, right?) It's messy, and occasionally heavy-handed, but it's always fresh, original, and intriguing. No one else can do what Gambino just did. Say what you will about him, but you can't call him lazy. He's been working on this for months, creating a storyline for us to follow with both his work and his real life. When I say he created a world, what I mean is that he showed us his world. That's the whole point of the monologue at the end of "That Power," right? That he's going to be as open and honest about his feelings as possible? By blurring the line between himself and this character he's created, he's made a point about how the internet blurs the line between ourselves and our online personas. Online, we say exactly how we feel. Stuff we'd never say in the real world. The Boy is totally incapable of showing how he feels. But Gambino isn't. This screenplay, about a boy played by Gambino who can't communicate his emotions, is Gambino's way of communicating his emotions. Come on, that's brilliant.

And that doesn't even touch the Roscoes Wetsuit stuff, which is a whole nother layer of great social commentary.

tl;dr - Because The Internet is a fucking astounding, multi-layered project that no one else in music right now is capable of replicating.

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So it's like X-Men's "Mirror, Mirror"? That sounds awesome, actually. I can't wait to see goateed Wolverine.