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Dave wrote:

Pixar films used to be driven by a clear message, and each film had a theme which the characters explored. Brave doesn't do this; instead we're left with a bleary, unfocused mess, and although it's pretty, it's not compelling.

The movie yammers on about fate/destiny in the first act, and then the final line of narration returns to it, as though hoping we'll forget the movie didn't say anything about fate at all.

I think Fincher made the best possible movie you could given the source material, without making major deviations (other than the reveal, which I thought was an improvement). If there's a problem it's probably inherent to the source.

Saw ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER. If you accept the premise going in it's exactly what it promises to be -- a ridiculous action-horror film with Abraham Lincoln as the main character. It moves a little too fast to really engage with more than superficially but it's enjoyable enough. But coming off BATTLESHIP and PROMETHEUS my calibration on what constitutes an "enjoyable enough" action movie may be out of whack.

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Trey has shoes?!

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avatar wrote:

It could even be 'algorithmed' - like the Postmodern Generator... http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

Pretty sure that's how every dialogue scene in the MATRIX sequels came about.

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http://i.imgur.com/oEKoP.jpg

Zarban wrote:

My forbidden love for Tom Cruise is almost as embarrassing as my forbidden love for Matthew McConaughey, so: cool. My forbidden love for musicals is ALSO almost as embarrassing as my forbidden love for Matthew McConaughey, so: cool. AND my forbidden love of '80s hair band music is ALSO almost as embarrassing as my forbidden love for Matthew McConaughey.

Is Matthew McConaughey in this movie, by any chance?

No, but ROCK OF AGES had the trailer to MAGIC MIKE, and he's in that one.

I also saw ROA last night and had the same experience as Trey. I had no particular hopes for it, but I like 80s music and I wanted to see a movie, so my roommates and I went last night and were shocked about ten minutes in to realize we were loving it. It knows it's a silly musical about a silly decade and doesn't try to be anything more or less.

As Trey said, nothing earth-shattering in the plot or characters but it was fun to go along on a familiar ride and, if I'm honest, kind of a relief to be able to watch and enjoy a movie with a simple, straightforward storyline rather than trying to juggle a bunch of different hole-ridden threads.

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Zarban wrote:

It's not just you. It's the whole Twittle environment. Only Patton Oswalt makes sense at 140 characters or less.

He says in 112 characters...

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Bleh. Anyone who needs to use a sarcasm tag to make themselves clear shouldn't be using sarcasm. It's the "Student Driver" sign of internetting.

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MasterZap wrote:

Okay, I cannot BELIEVE you guys missed this one.

When Teague said "Who has an arc in Raiders?"...

...you ALL should have yelled "Nobody, because they LOST IT."

WORDPLAY

Also, ew on the sarcasm tag. Do not want.

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litomnivore wrote:

Vickers, as a character, was utterly wasted, and I never really got David's motivation. (I could parse one out, but I just wanted a hint more logic.)

I was thinking just yesterday, "Why did we have a whole sequence with her escaping the about-to-kamikaze Prometheus, just to kill her off two minutes later? Why not just have her not make it off the ship in time? She had no reason to be there in the next scene."

Then I thought, "Hang on -- why was she even in the movie? She barely did anything!"

They could've cut Vickers and had David do the few plot-related things she did. How creepy would it have been to have David be the guy with the flamethrower, dispassionately murdering Holloway just because it's protocol? Make it clearer that they're all variables in some calculation, and when they're no longer useful to the equation, he'll have no qualms removing them from it.

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Yeah, you can pretty much start anywhere. It's not that Cthulhu is the only one with a name, but it's just about the only one that has its own story dealing with it directly (the closest other one being Yog-Sothoth in "The Dunwich Horror"), and the only one with a solid description of its appearance.

Part of the point of Lovecraft's oeuvre is that the universe is vast and frightening and there's shit out there totally beyond the capacity of humans to understand and remain sane, so the stories are basically just fucked-up one-off experiences of horror without a progression of understanding, because there can be no understanding. As you read, you'll start to catch common names of objects and places and beings popping up again and again, giving a sense of a unified mythology, but there's no particular order to the stories where one clearly follows on another and it's not necessary to know the minutiae of the mythology to understand a given story. He wrote and published stories in magazines primarily, and wasn't especially famous in his own time, so he couldn't count on people reading one story knowing any of his other ones. References to what's now called the "Cthulhu Mythos" were basically just Easter eggs for his writer friends and for his own amusement.

The closest to a true progression would probably be to read them in the order in which Lovecraft wrote them, since that would follow the development of his own understanding of the greater mythology, but you can safely just buy any collection of Lovecraft stories and read them in the order presented (or read them online at Wikisource), since they're effectively unrelated.

Invid wrote:

As a teen, I rented audio versions of both The Rats in the Walls, and a Stephen King short story. To my shock, the King was almost identical to Rats in the Walls! Luckily I was already a Lovecraft fan, but it did turn me off of King for a bit smile

Probably half of King's short stories are "homages" to earlier authors' works. What's particularly ballsy about the way he does it is that the narrator will often remark on how their experience reminds them of an old story they once read, and directly name or reference the story he's cribbing from.

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Squiggly_P wrote:

Maybe we could make a   tag, where each letter between them is given a random color. This would create a 'rainbow of sarcasm', signifying that you were, in fact, not being serious about that.

Because that wouldn't get annoying at all.

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bullet3 wrote:

And he can't be the new John Williams, cause John Powell is already the new John Williams.

*looks up John Powell*

I'd post the Fry "not sure if serious" macro, but I'm sure you can't be serious.

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My review:

http://trudang.com/images/screaming.png

End of review.

Squiggly_P wrote:

I started watching the Asylum's version of Snow White last night and stopped half way through because it was so god damn boring. I know they're mostly aware of how schlock their films are, but someone needs to tell their directors to stop making dull shit.

As Trey can tell you, their directors aren't generally in charge of what kind of shit they make.

At least when he puts out a new version of one of his movies he doesn't try to deny the previous ones exist.

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I've heard fob here in the U.S. It's definitely a slur, as it refers exclusively to people of Asian descent with heavy accents. Never heard it refer to any other group of immigrant-by-boat.

"No worries" was originally a down under thing?

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Invid wrote:

Friday, Buffalo News critic Jeff Simon gave Battleship three stars, and in today's paper he took a swipe at those bashing the film, and all you young punk internet reviewers in general.

Didn't you link to some other dickheaded review by that guy a while back? For KICK-ASS or something? I'm pretty sure I remember another occasion where you brought him up like he was your old racist uncle.

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

But...if we assume that this universe also contains mutants...as we're supposed too. What's to say Banner wasn't a mutant, whose powers were either revealed or mutated as a side effect of massive quantities of gamma radiation.

...

I know it has basically zero relevance to anything that actually exists in canon so far....but I thought that sounded like a freaking amazing idea and I wanted to share.

That's hinted at pretty strongly in the Ang Lee film. There's the scene in the prologue where the crying baby shows some streaks of green, indicating the Hulk already exists in there and is just unable to manifest.

As I recall Nick Nolte's Daddy Banner character also says something to indicate he was deliberately trying to cultivate Bruce to some end, although both Nolte and the film are somewhat incoherent overall.

Lee's HULK could still be considered part of the film canon, since INCREDIBLE HULK was a follow-up and not a reboot.

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rtambree wrote:

Fair enough. He likened humans to ants. How much pleasure would you get if an ant colony bowed down to you?

That Yahweh guy gets off on it pretty hard from what I hear.

But your objection to the idea of an evil guy's plan being to destroy everything is an issue I'm starting to have more and more with big fantasy stories I try to write or develop -- it's hard for me to get my head around what such a tyrant gets from "ruling" over a wasteland and a decimated people. Like, the Emperor in Star Wars. Why? I think it's just an ego thing when you get down to it -- the gratification of having power.

That's certainly something we do see in actual humans all the time. We call them sociopaths (and/or Republicans), but even if it doesn't make sense to sane humans, not-sane humans craving power regardless of the cost isn't exactly a magic bean.

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At first I was like "Damn," because I want to do a short film about Aurors.

But then I was like "Phew," because the main thing I want to do it for is to make a cool(er than the films) wand duel, and AUROR'S TALE seems to do wand duels the same way the films do. It does a very good job of emulating the feel of those, though.

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Ain't nobody need to tell me about He-Man, son.

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Sure. And I don't think anyone involved with the Avengers posing image or arguing from my side of the fence is advocating the idea that if only Black Widow weren't posing like that, sexism would be over. It's just if something is happening all the time everywhere you look, it's possible to become so inured to it you don't even notice. It's at the point where this kind of thing needs to be pointed out every time -- the poster in question being but one of many -- to actually shake things up and help people notice there's an issue. And there comes a point also where you have to say "Okay, from now on, no more passes on this." The poster just happens to have come out shortly after that line got drawn.

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I don't accept "that's just how it's always been" as the rationale behind any form of discrimination.

Yes, women have always been portrayed as sex objects in comic books to pander to young men. The entire culture treats women as sex objects to pander primarily to young men. That is precisely the problem at issue here.

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Squiggly_P wrote:

I think it's kinda dumb to argue about how Widow's dressed and posed. This is ostensibly a movie targeted at teenage / 20-something males. At the very least, it's based on books that are definitely targeted at that specific group. It shouldn't surprise anyone that they'd sexualize the one major female character. While the rest of the characters aren't necessarily sexualized, they're definitely idealized. The target demographic says "I want to be Cap, I want to be Hawkeye, I want to be Thor" but they don't say "I want to be Black Widow". They say "I want to be Thor and I want to fuck Black Widow".

And that is sexism and some people -- like the people who made that image -- find sexism objectionable. The target demographic would still see the movie if Black Widow weren't reduced to an object in the poster. It's sexist against men to think they need that and it's sexist toward women to put them in that position, literally and figuratively. Why not give girls someone THEY'D want to be?

Squiggly_P wrote:

If you don't like it, don't watch the movie.

Not even close to the point. The poster is a drop in a much larger bucket that some people would like to stop seeing drops continue to fill. It's a useful example that illuminates an issue in our culture and gets the conversation going.