801

(16 replies, posted in Off Topic)

redxavier wrote:

So upshot is that I'm out of pocket a tidy sum of money (which I can live with but isn't ideal) and my faith in mankind has taken another stumble, because fuck this guy and his con game. I really wonder about what goes on in peoples' heads sometimes, like you must know you're being a total shit.

On the other hand, it's worth noting that scams like this -- and the Nigerian prince scam, etc. -- don't work if they don't have greed to play on. You didn't want or need the watch by your own admission. You didn't even know anything about it. You just saw dollar (er, pound) signs that could be yours for a minimum of work if you bought it cheap and flipped it on eBay.

Yeah, this guy's an asshole for running around scamming people. But the truth is, you burned yourself. He just gave you the opportunity.

I'm not trying to make you feel shittier, although I'm sure I probably am. I'm just saying, as a learning experience, you won't get much out of it if all you learned was "that guy was an asshole."

EDIT: I misread the part of your post where you said he asked you NOT to put it on eBay, so I retract my assumption that your goal was to flip it for a profit, and apologize if that was not the case. Still, paying 300 pounds for something you "don't want or need" just because it was there and cheaper than it normally would be strikes me as an unwise policy in general.

802

(5 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Psh. Maybe the way YOU masturbate...

803

(304 replies, posted in Episodes)

It's Seen Been!

804

(80 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I've got nothing but respect for anyone who even attempts Tough Mudder, but my Mexican ancestors crawled through mud and electric fences so I wouldn't have to.

805

(24 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Señor Finifter tweeted a link to a Salon article which summed up the Hunger Games book series perfectly in one sentence: The Hunger Games trilogy is a story which refers to ideas without actually being about any.

I only saw the first half of the film (technical difficulties in the theater -- I'm going to give it a complete viewing this weekend probably) but I will say it improved on the material and made it more engaging. I like the verite style too, although it could stand to use wider lenses and fewer cuts.

One thing that stood out to me: not a lot of emphasis on hunger, all things considered. My screening pooped out right in the middle of the dinner scene after the parade, and they were just sitting there at the table eating -- picking at it casually, even -- like it weren't no thang, rather than being completely overwhelmed by the abundance of food after lives of starvation.

806

(2,061 replies, posted in Episodes)

I was literally thinking just this morning how (Fincher's) GWDT is an example of -- objectively -- a brilliantly crafted movie which -- subjectively -- I don't much care for at all. I might still pick it up on Blu-Ray for the BTS content but I don't expect I'll ever actually feel the need to watch the film itself again. Though to be fair to Fincher, I think it's more that I don't find GWDT compelling in any medium (didn't see what the fuss was about when I read the book, either).

807

(30 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Gregory Harbin wrote:

A movie adaptation of Dune would look like John Carter only with less action.

Agreed -- IF it remained super faithful to the source material.

If an adaptation were done that was copacetic with dismantling the book/series to its component parts and rebuilding it for the 21st century, you could make a tremendous sci-fi/fantasy epic. It's GAME OF THRONES IN SPACE, full of lasers, murders, and giant worms. It has all the elements of a blockbuster, they're just not put together that way because blockbusters didn't exist when Frank Herbert wrote it.

You could easily make a mega-violent, gut-punching STAR WARS successor, so long as you didn't make JOHN CARTER's mistake of resting on the laurels of the source material, expecting the audience to reward you just for showing up. Or protesting "all those other movies ripped off this story" instead of designing a movie with the benefit of knowing what those other movies looked like and not doing that. "It may look like Tatooine but that's because Lucas was influenced by Dune!" ain't gonna fly. You've got millions of dollars, figure out a damn way to make Arrakis not look like Tatooine (EDIT: Or Geonosis) or hire someone who can.

808

(304 replies, posted in Episodes)

I won't tell, if you don't tell my college how hard I fucked up a Shakespeare reference.

(In my defense, I wasn't entirely confident of my own name by that point.)

809

(304 replies, posted in Episodes)

paulou wrote:

Pretty sure that Legolas wind-up mount I thought existed was a total fabrication.

YOU

810

(30 replies, posted in Off Topic)

rtambree wrote:

Subtext - wait until you get to 'God Emperor of Dune' - the entire book is cryptic conversations like what you describe

Oh boy. I'm gonna never-read the hell out of that one.

811

(30 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm currently taking another go at reading Dune as a direct result of the topic coming up in the LOTR thread.

While I am having an easier time of it than I have on previous attempts (I'm about halfway through), I still find it extremely frustrating and the only reason I haven't thrown it against the wall yet is because I'm reading it on my Kindle.

It's not the made-up words and concepts that are getting me -- as a regular reader of scifi/fantasy I'm used to that kind of heavy lifting -- it's the way characters behave that I can't always get my head around. I get the broad strokes of the political intrigue and tensions, it's the nuances that elude me.

About half the time, Herbert seems to understand that I'm not going to realize the significance of a certain word choice without it being explained, and there will be conversations where every innocuous sentence will be followed by three paragraphs of the other character mentally sussing out how every word and breath meant something, and what it was (good luck visualizing that, BTW -- no wonder they haven't made a decent movie yet). That's fine.

But then there's other conversations that go like this:

"It's dark outside," said some weird guy.

Clever, thought some weird chick. Perhaps I'll tell him I'm pregnant, that will put him in his place. No, that can wait.

"It was a lovely party," she said instead.

The weird guy flushed red with anger and humiliation. She smiled inside at her triumph.

And I'm going... what the fuck are they talking about?! When they're so deep into the subtext, and Herbert declines to explain what that subtext is, it's impossible for me to track the conversation in any meaningful way, aside from like I said the broad strokes "Okay, this guy's pissed at her because...some reason...which leads to his actions later."

A lot of neat ideas for sure but, man.

812

(209 replies, posted in Creations)

Finally saw this today (didn't have internet access at work and phone reception is spotty and shut up I don't have to justify myself). While everything about it was very good, I was most impressed by how powerful the performance was, and how completely it commanded my attention. Just before Max goes outside, there's so much intense and complex emotion going on in that scene, and it would have been really easy to overdo it or make it feel forced, but I believed everything Max was going through. You also did a great job of crafting the ups and downs -- like following that scene with the manic Doritos scene. It's a really great, unique piece and you should definitely be proud of it.

Also today happened to be my last day at my current gig, and watching a piece like this on loss and self-reflection made it a way more emotionally complicated day than it had any right to be.

813

(22 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Huh, I hadn't heard about this. Tell us more.

814

(11 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I think I'd rather just hire that guy for a day.

815

(304 replies, posted in Episodes)

But those are the good ones!

816

(255 replies, posted in Off Topic)

...

God damn it.

817

(255 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'll have to check him out. Also good in that vein is Richard Wiseman, whose Paranormality ought to, IMO, be required skeptical reading. 59 seconds is pretty darn good too.

818

(304 replies, posted in Episodes)

But, on the upside, his claim was "If it's flashy enough with a 3D release, nobody cares if it's good, it'll still make teh mad bankz," which JOHN CARTER handily disproves.

819

(255 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Just finished the first Discworld book, The Colour of Magic. It was fun, I can see myself reading others but I'm not dying to do so. If anything I'd read them to try to osmose the sense of humor.

I tried to read Moby-Duck, which Trey mentioned in some episode or another, but I just couldn't do it. The topic was interesting but the writing style was so overwrought it was turning into an endurance test to look past the overuse of adjectives and thesaurus abuse and appreciate the topic. When it got to the point where he described his newborn son as "meconium-besmirched" I was like:

I also just finished Phil Plait's Bad Astronomy, which I enjoyed and had some myths I held busted. Been a while since I read a science book and was a good one to get back into.

Right now I'm reading On Stranger Tides, the non-PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN book they strongarmed into being the fourth POTC movie (which I still haven't seen). I'm enjoying it a lot, it's a really fast read and I'm looking forward to comparing it to the film when I'm done.

Also reading Dawkins' The Greatest Show on Earth, which I was surprised to realize came out almost three years ago and I still hadn't gotten around to it. It's interesting because at that time creationism seemed to be going through a resurgence and the book was especially appropriate, and reading it now just makes me realize how thoroughly beat-down the creationist movement got. Obviously they're still out there, but as a political force to be reckoned with, I never hear about creationism/"Intelligent Design" any more.

Re: Game of Thrones, I say read the book first, but that's always my position. My roommates watched the series having not read anything and they loved it and tracked with it just fine.

820

(304 replies, posted in Episodes)

I keep thinking about getting that with an Audible credit but several of the reviews have me wary based on how they claim some of the actors swap characters for no discernible reason. Also I have three copies of the book, buying it again seems foolish.

On the subject of LOTR, by the way, does anyone have any connections to TheOneRing.net? We should've thought to alert them BEFORE the marathon but too late now; we might as well alert them to the releases.

821

(304 replies, posted in Episodes)

I need to take another run at Dune. I've tried to read it and could never get more than 50 pages or so. But the last time I tried was, in fact, around the last time I read LOTR. So maybe this time it'll stick.

822

(25 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Dave wrote:
Dorkman wrote:

I'm still good with my iPad 2. Maybe I'll get next year's model.

If I had an iPad 2, I wouldn't upgrade.

You can't tell me what to do!

/buy out of spite

823

(25 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm still good with my iPad 2. Maybe I'll get next year's model.

824

(304 replies, posted in Episodes)

Gordon Ramsay is my god. When he gives you lemons, they come with a recipe for the most amazing lemonade.

825

(304 replies, posted in Episodes)

Can't thank you enough for the food. I really don't think we would have made it all the way through on pizza and donuts.