That was an awesome story.

I am now mulling over your question. I don't unabashedly loathe anybody, but I can probably figure out someone toward the bottom end of my esteem.

KATDOG

PUPPY

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ETC

Hey, we have a facepalm!

You know what? Sticky.

One thought might be to simply focus on being completely timeless with your conversation. When conversation is stripped of its time-triangulating content, there's no givens in the conversation or people being left out. It also means you're mostly telling stories about your life or your brain, and — almost as a rule — those are funner to listen to than conversations about the popular nouns of the moment. For me, anyway.

Something something the Kidz Bop version of The Ring Cycle.

The term we may be looking for is 'high-key lighting.'