926

(29 replies, posted in Episodes)

Dorkman wrote:
avatar wrote:

These days they'd save the longer cut for the DVD/Blu-Ray as there seems to be weaker MPAA standards for home video, but Event Horizon was released just before the DVD format took off and special bonus features became a thing. And it's not a big enough classic (like some lost David Lean footage) to warrant spending millions on restorations, etc.

Fun fact: the MPAA actually has no legal power at all, anyone could technically release a movie without a rating and suffer no repercussions. Except that theater owners aren't willing to do it, because the rating basically screens them against having to deal with Americans clutching their pearls because they weren't warned that they might be exposed to TEH SECKS and/or naughty language. But they can happily ignore the MPAA entirely when it comes to the home video release, and just slap a big UNRATED on the box, which is often a selling point.

Thanks. Yeah, it is a weird dichotomy - if unrated DVDs are more appealing to target demographics (often teens), then one would assume that unrated movies would have the same appeal, and therefore generate more box office. For example, if one cinema chain only screened the bowdlerized version of the movie while the competing cinema chain showed the pure uncut stuff, no prizes for guessing which one us nerds would go to.

I find it weird that you see these cinema ads about how it's a better experience at 'The Movies', but actually the blu-ray often has more hard core nudity/violence/language than the sanitized theatrical release. You'd think cinemas would be lobbying hard to either scrap the MPAA or at least to ignore it so they have a level playing field with home video.

927

(29 replies, posted in Episodes)

braedan51 wrote:
Xtroid wrote:

I so want to see the uncut version....

If I'm remembering correctly this film was BUTCHERED by the MPAA. There original cut of the film is approximately 45 minutes longer, but due to the poor reception the film received the uncut version has never seen the light of day. I remember Fangoria did a fairly extensive run down of the missing material, I think in the long cut we saw much more of the original crew's journey into and back from hell.

That quick montage of gruesome cuts was significantly longer, possibly not even a montage.

These days they'd save the longer cut for the DVD/Blu-Ray as there seems to be weaker MPAA standards for home video, but Event Horizon was released just before the DVD format took off and special bonus features became a thing. And it's not a big enough classic (like some lost David Lean footage) to warrant spending millions on restorations, etc.

928

(25 replies, posted in Episodes)

Supernatural zombies, infected zombies, comedy zombies, zoombies. You guys mentioned gang rape zombies. Wonder how long before we see that, as every drop is milked from this (un)dead genre. The MPAA may not like it, because being eaten alive is fine, but rape is totally unacceptable.

Jimmy B wrote:

Especially when he is involved in the slowest chase scene ever committed to film complete with action music.

A bit of preview of Indiana Jones 5 then?

930

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Dorkman wrote:

If you come across Hitler when he's six years old, and the only action you can think to take is to murder him in cold blood, that to me is a frighteningly simple-minded solution. I didn't think LOOPER was a towering piece of intellectual art by any means, but it at least understood that.

Exactly - that'd be a very right-wing conservative position.... just kill 'em. All problems can be solved with a big gun.
If you can go back in time to change the future, then you already have the opportunity to rehabilitate. You're already changing the future by interacting with the kid and hopefully steering him in new directions. As the great liberal sage Sarah Conner said " There's no fate but what we make for ourselves."

931

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Eddie wrote:

I disagree.  In order for this particular story to work, the kid has to be a potential threat NOW.  Because it's not just a simple story of killing baby Hitler, where he grows up to be a threat.  He is a threat NOW and will therefore be a cataclysmic threat not just to Bruce Willis but to many in the future.  The kid has to be scary in the present, and the only way to make a 5 year old a legitimate threat is with something like the TK stuff.

This is the way Anakin should have been presented in Episode I. Show the kid frustrated with some minor obstacle, and throwing a hissy-fit that goes just a bit too far - as a hint of things to come, just to muddy up the morality a bit. It's beyond the writing skills of Lucas and acting skills of Lloyd, of course, but that would have made it more interesting.

Likewise, with Looper, there should have been a scene of what he became in 2074, also just to muddy it up.

932

(25 replies, posted in Episodes)

Those deserted London scenes were great. The equivalent scenes in I am legend suffered from a bit too much obvious CG work. Invid's right - The Day of the Triffids (the 1980s BBC version) starts exactly the same way with a bloke waking up in hospital and wandering through London.
You guys didn't mention the score - quite an iconic theme.
For a gritty post-apocalyptic movie without the zombies/vampires/ghouls of Omega Man, Walking Dead, etc, I recommend The Road with Viggo Mortensen.  The bleakness is jaw-dropping.

bullet3 wrote:

For those chomping at the bit for a commentary to tear down all the scientific inaccuracies, Double D have posted the 1st commentary for it online (according to Zarban's site), and go quite in depth: http://www.zarban.com/?p=29987

Can tide us over till the official DIF take on it.

Hey thanks for that bullet3 - it was lot of fun! The commentators have seen the 4 hours+ of extras and so have incorporated what they learned into their observations. The gauntlet has been thrown down to DiF to tear Prometheus a third or fourth or fifth one. big_smile

934

(13 replies, posted in Off Topic)

omfg, high-brow humanities academic praises the prequels. Or is she just trolling? I felt a bit nauseous after reading the article. Could anyone be any more out of touch? I suddenly feel like a Republican, as in 'scrap the university liberal arts faculties' - what are they good for?

935

(29 replies, posted in Episodes)

Great commentary guys. Interesting discussion about when the aesthetic changed from the future being shiny new & optimistic, to a run-down dystopian look. Somewhere in the mid-1970s was the demarcation line (Star Wars, Alien, Mad Max). Suddenly there was a pessimism - the oil price shocks and economic stagflation, Vietnam vets returning home,  the escalating threat of the Hydrogen bomb, DDT & the environmental movement, the end of the Apollo program, etc). The future wasn't looking so rosy.

Good call categorizing Event Horizon together with Friday 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street, rather than other sci-fi films of the period (e.g. Supernova, Sphere, Red Planet, Mission to Mars)
It'd be a shame if the genre of sci-fi (which is supposed to be about noble things like humanity's future) gets debased to monsters that go 'booo' or teen superheroes. Genuine sci-fi in the traditional sense is getting rarer.

Also, would it be fair to label this a Christian movie, in the sense that it's set in a Christian universe where Hell actually exists? Just like Indiana Jones 3, Legion, The Exorcist, and Ben Hur, are "Christian" movies, where supernatural phenomena from the Bible manifest themselves. Raiders of the Lost Ark wouldn't technically count as Christian as the Ark is from the Old Testament, so it's at least a Jewish movie.

936

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

bullet3 wrote:

Yes, if you wanted to take it to the real extremes, that's exactly what it means. They're ALL wrong, no one is arguing any of these examples aren't terrible, nor are we saying any of them are in any way acceptable, but we're saying there are different "gradations" of bad. You know there's a reason we have different penalties for different types of crimes, we don't just say "shoplifting is bad, murder is also bad, lets in both cases give them life in prison". Similarly, Accidental, unintentional Murder will typically carry a smaller sentence than pre-meditated murder for exactly this reason.

Agreed. But there isn't a legal system in the world that has as its calculus differing punishments based on how much life is left for the victim. Otherwise you'd have weird scenarios where killing a terminally ill child (who has one year to live) would receive less of a sentence than killing a 70 year old with 10 years left to live. It doesn't work like that.

Nor does it work like Eddie's suggestion - how capable the victim was in defending themselves, so that killing a frail old lady is worse than killing a boxer.

We're close to Philosophy of Law 101 territory - is it the crime itself that's punished, or the consequences of the crime? If a man rapes two women in equally brutal circumstances, and one woman goes on to kill herself due to the shame, and the other goes on to write a bestselling memoir of the encounter and becomes a rich talk-show darling, then should the sentences be equal?

Anyone got a solution to the (fat man) trolley-car problem?

937

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

bullet3 wrote:

I don't understand why this is so hard for you. You seem to insist on a bizarre explicitly binary morality code. Things aren't either just good, or just bad, you factor lots of things in. Killing an innocent person is bad/irredeemable no matter what. If they're a kid, defenseless, and have yet to live their lives, it's a worse act. Genocide is even worse on the scale.

So based on this logic, killing an 8 year old is worse than killing a 9 year old, because the 8 year old has more life to lead?

What's "bizarre" about a morality code that says 'killing innocent humans is wrong'?

938

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Eddie wrote:

When you kill an adult, you run the risk of the adult being able to fight back or somehow defend themselves or at least escape.  In killing a child you killing someone who is weaker both in terms of biology, but also psychology and has no benefit from experience.  Also, by and large, children of that age take a natural supplication towards adults which puts them at a clear disadvantage.  It's not like Bruce Willis slowly gassed them while they sleep, he faced one and gunned him down.  Not only is the child innocent, but completely outmatched and outgunned, and his last thought will be of a man whom he's never met ending his life.

THAT'S the difference.

I still don't see the difference. A trained man with a loaded .45 versus an unarmed man whose hands are cuffed. Same dynamic to me. The unarmed, handcuffed man is just as helpless as any kid.

It's the innocence that makes it an immoral act, not the respective strengths of the participants.

939

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I find a bloody R-rated revenge flick as thrilling as the next dude. All I'm doing is pointing out how weird it is that us liberals get off on this (ostensibly right-wing fantasy) stuff.
It'd be just as weird as finding out that evangelical conservative Christians get their entertainment out of watching Soviet propaganda movies about the evils of the church, after which they'd shrug their shoulders when someone pointed out the irreconciliability between their beliefs and their entertainment, with 'It's just a fictional movie. I wouldn't want to actually live in the USSR'.

940

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Dorkman wrote:

I'm a skeptic too but I like a good ghost story. It's all pretend violence. I abhor real violence.

Here's a challenge. What's the most entertaining movie you've seen that actually conforms with your sense of liberal secular left-wing politics/skepticism? i.e. no vigilante violence portrayed in a necessary or heroic light, due legal process is observed by the protagonists, no superstitious supernaturalism, no jingoistic America Fuck Yeah, no fate/destiny or chosen one, no NRA weapons porn, etc?

I'd have to nominate The Insider, which is just men in suits sitting around, talking. Social Network? But they're both based on actual events. If the movie was purely fictional... Gattaca Contact Can you think of any? I guess it's a rational brain versus reptilian brain dichotomy.

941

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

So, from Looper's moral, it's not cool to go back in time to kill Hitler as a child? "The needs of the many..."?

Personally, I don't see any difference between killing an innocent adult and an innocent child.

The assassination targets of the loopers are defenseless, too, but you can at least rationalize that they could have done something to warrant it.

The gulf between one's politics and one's entertainment is bizarre. Even liberal secular progressives (who wold vote against the death penalty) love a good violent rampage where due legal process is eschewed in favour of summary executions. Hollywood morality makes Rush Limbaugh look like Noam Chomsky. We love universes we wouldn't want to actually live in. Human nature, huh, go figure. Having said that, I was thoroughly entertained by Dredd after acting on Dorkman's recommendation.

942

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Sure, but it doesn't make any sense to single out the killing of kids as unspeakable, whereas it's always open-season on adults. Is there some sort of Conservative Christianity going on? An adult has sex, therefore the sin of Adam corrupts his soul and death is just punishment? 1980s slasher morality.

943

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Dorkman wrote:
Teague wrote:

He talks about that in the commentary. They deliberately assembled the murdering-kid scene such that it would turn the audience on Willis a bit.

A bit? As soon as he murders an innocent child he becomes fundamentally irredeemable.

But who are all these men-in-hoods the Loopers are executing? Aren't they people that have crossed the mafia in some way? Couldn't they also be innocent? 100 faceless adults is fine, but one kid is an outrage? What's the moral difference between killing an innocent child and innocent adult?

944

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Teague wrote:

He talks about that in the commentary. They deliberately assembled the murdering-kid scene such that it would turn the audience on Willis a bit.

Is there still a Hollywood production code in place preventing the depiction of shooting kids? Movies like Looper and Dredd have long sequences of shooting infinite goons in corridors as well as graphic execution-in-cold-blood scenes, but why single out kids as 'verboten'? Adults are people too.
If a film-maker wanted to be edgy and noticed, why not include an unflinching child execution scene (without cutting away)? Or would the MPAA come down on that with an instant NC-17? Does the same "rule" apply for dogs and kittens? Doesn't Batman take out some dogs in Dark Knight? There's not many taboos left with violence.

945

(30 replies, posted in Episodes)

Just listened to the intro, but haven't seen the movie. Sounds like if you did a search-and-replace for all references to Apollo 18 and replaced then with Prometheus, the DiF audio commentary would be very similar.  smile

If the premise to any movie is too far-fetched (and time-travel movies definitely fall into this category), then it really needs to deliver on the character and story front. We get Old Joe's redemption in a montage and brief 'flashbacks' to his time in 2074. Perhaps it needed a longer scene here, and also one between Young Joe and the boy building up to his redemption. How confident can Young Joe be that the boy wouldn't grow up evil anyway?

All in all, it's an impressive $30M movie. It looked $70M+

947

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

MasterZap wrote:

So.... my thoughts... THE KIDS ACTING? Holy aff? How do you get a ... what... FIVE YEAR OLD to do all THAT!?

Call me cynical, but I'm almost suspecting massive blended takes and even facial editing in post... coz... you simply can't DO that otherwize (heck, I've been guilty of changing peoples facial expressions in AfterEffects myself) smile

/Z

Interesting speculation. His first hissy-fit after the maths game didn't look very 'satanic', but the climactic one looked very evil. Have you seen We need to talk about Kevin? That's got some seriously creepy child acting.

948

(91 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Just saw this. Bold editing choices. You can tell it's a young man at the helm.

First point: it's a hell of lot of magic beans to swallow. (1) Time travel. (2) TK. (3) Mafia looper rules. No body can be disposed of in the future, but illegal time travel is fine?

Second point: Pitch meeting went something like this: Take Terminator and Chronicle and Sourcecode and We Need to Talk about Kevin and stir.

P.S. The stripper's son is one of the three candidates? C'mon.
P.P.S. Good to see a female VFX supervisor.

949

(16 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I live in Bloomsbury (central London) if you're in the area. Check out the Prince Charles Cinema too - lots of retro trilogies, etc.

950

(64 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Spy Who Loved Me... it opens with one of the greatest stunts of all time. It's got the underwater car, the massive submarine hanger, and Bach.

Olga in Quantum of Solace was...err.. underutilized.