"What are you going to do if the books catch up to the show?"

Look the last time a woman went to space in a movie all the satellites were destroyed and everyone got killed. Might have been coincidence but Harrison doesn't want to take the risk.

Baseball is the easiest sport to grasp by far. It's basically a board game. The goal of the players is to start at "home," round the other three squares and return to home, and when they do they score a point. Only one person can be on a base at a time so they have to round the bases in sync. The ball is a timer -- they can only move after it's been struck by the bat, and if the ball makes it to a base before they do -- the other's team's goal -- that playing piece (i.e. player) is removed from the board. If the player at bat fails to hit the ball after three chances, he's removed from the board for that round (inning). When three players fail in this way, the team's turn is over and they swap. The team who was trying to hit the ball becomes the one trying to catch it and get it to the bases before the other team, who is now trying to round the bases. They play nine paired rounds and whichever team has accumulated the most points at the end wins.

Don't ask me about football, though, because I have no idea.

Now you do cricket.

You're right. It was below my iPad screen resolution's event horizon. Anyway that post felt like it took a real turn.

TOKES AND STOKES!

I basically can't handle how happy I am with how this turned out.

I thought Salinger was fine, but the bits where it was like a search for Bigfoot were quite ridiculous, yeah.