I wonder how long the montage of every "I hope somebody lost their job over that one..." would be.

Oh, yeah, sorry, Eddie. Not too familiar with Buddhist philosophy. 

I'd be up both for my original idea *and* Doc Sub's idea, maybe as a two-act episode?

I have the biggest idiot grin on my face right now thinking about how awesome this will be.                       

You magnificent bastards.

As someone who has a chronic fear of vast open spaces, particularly space and the open ocean, this movie terrified me. I'm not sure I trust myself to talk about it objectively, just because that terror made it such a visceral experience for me. I think we can all agree it's got the VFX Oscar in the bag, and I was deeply surprised to find myself thinking that, despite my usual disdain for Sandra Bullock, she has a completely deserved shot at another Best Actress Oscar. My one big complaint apart from the as-you-know dialogue at the beginning is the casting of Clooney—RDJ was involved earlier on in the production, I know, and he seems like a perfect fit for Kowalski.

Nothing like that, Teague, fret not.