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Birth of a Nation.

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2001.

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I, Robot.

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Zarban wrote:

Boondock Saints gets a lot of love from some people, but they seem to be the same people who also give a lot of love to Roger Dodger and Bottle Rocket, two films that I despise at a level I normally reserve for despotic governments.

I have not seen either film so I can't provide another data point.

Ben wrote:

If that were true, why does everybody and their mother have that stupid t-shirt with the two leads on the front and their prayer on the back?

I have never seen this t-shirt you speak of. I'm sure it exists and I can imagine it pretty easily, but I don't find it as prevalent in my area as it apparently is in yours.

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For those interested in such things, myPDFscripts has posted Darabont's revised draft of The Blob -- basically as shot, from what I can tell by skimming.

Another Stephen King reference I didn't catch in viewing the movie, the diner is the "Tick Tock Diner."

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http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9904/13557padmepadmadestiny.png
lulz

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I liked DONNIE DARKO just fine. I actually liked it better when it made no sense. Do yourself a favor and don't read up on the backstory/explanation, it just sours the taste. I hear S. DARKO is a disaster, too.

I get the same thing about BOONDOCK SAINTS. Apparently anyone with taste is expected to hate that movie, but I don't. Sure it's derivative and apparently Duffy thought he was making a superbadass movie instead of a silly one, but as a silly pseudo-actioner I like it just fine. Haven't seen the sequel.

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He pretty clearly makes his conclusion first, uncritically accepts anything that seems to confirm it and ignores or rejects anything that doesn't.

EDIT: And just to be clear, I am not a fan of 3D movies. They're never worth the $5-7 premium and I really hope to see the trend fizzle out and not become the norm. But a bad argument is a bad argument.

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As I said on Twitter, Murch may be an expert in his field, but that field is not neurology. One can't reasonably consider him the final word on "why 3D doesn't work and never will." Just because he doesn't like or approve of it doesn't "put the kibosh" on the entire 3D distribution industry. He's an Oscar-winning editor; that doesn't make him the Emperor of Movies.

He has a hypothesis for why some people experience discomfort while watching 3D movies in their current form. It's cogent and makes intuitive sense. It also happens to be wrong about its fundamental technical premise.

That 3D is not fundamentally incompatible with the human brain should be obvious to anyone who spends a moment to think: if that were true, why doesn't EVERYONE experience that discomfort? Some people do and some don't. I don't, generally. A lot of people obviously don't or they wouldn't keep paying a premium to watch 3D movies. So the bald assertion that 3D "doesn't work" is nonsense on its face.

The way it was blown into a giant argument from authority with a tone of finality is an example of why I don't like or trust Ebert. He may be articulate and may generally fall onto my side of things politically, but he's ultimately an ideologue, not a critical thinker.

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Most people seemed to agree that Scorsese's THE DEPARTED win was really more of a lifetime achievement award, too.

Likewise it's pretty commonly accepted that RETURN OF THE KING's Best Picture Oscar was really being awarded for the entire series, but they didn't want to give it to the same series three years in a row so they just let the last stand for all.

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No, it's pretty clear that Michael wants to save the baby because the baby's gonna do...you know...stuff.

You're right that the movie does try to play the hand like it was Michael's courage in saving the baby that changed God's mind(?), but there's still the Terminator ending where they are planning to raise the baby to save humanity from...stuff.

A listener on Twitter says we're not far off the mark regarding how this happened. Apparently the original screenwriter, who is Catholic, wrote a straight-up Biblical Apocalypse movie with demons and presumably the devil as antagonist.

It was the director, who is Jewish, who wanted to make it Old Testament, with angels and a vengeful God, so he Find-Replaced his way into a co-screenwriting credit and turned the movie into wharrgarbl in the process.

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Quick correction, when we started talking about Rapture theology I brought up the John Birch society -- they're not an organization specifically devoted to Rapture theology. Rather, they're a right-wing organization obsessed with conspiracy theories and particularly a belief in the coming One World Government, of which they have long believed the U.N. is the face.

They have a strong overlap in the Venn diagram with Rapture believers, including the LEFT BEHIND series' co-author Tim LaHaye. The series is clearly marked by their ideology, particularly in the way that the series' Antichrist makes his play for power -- by becoming head of the U.N. But the John Birch society is not itself a Rapture-promoting organization.

The belief in the Rapture and seven-year tribulation is called Premillennial Dispensationalism; it's a view of eschatology initially developed by John Darby (not Birch), and popularized in America -- along with a number of other iconic fundamentalist beliefs such as the 6000 year old Earth -- by the Scofield Reference Bible in 1917.

The blog I mentioned is http://slacktivist.typepad.com, where he has been going page by page through the LEFT BEHIND series and analyzing why it fails on every level -- as theology, drama, literature, a reflection of humanity, you name it. He's been at it for like 5 years now and it's an amazing read, and I think it would be even if you haven't read the LB series (though I have read the series, so I could be mistaken).

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Mr. Pointy is now my favorite.

/how does it feel Zarban

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Pft. You'll be back.

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YOU ARE RIGHT OH HEY LOOK AT THE TIME I'LL JUST BE GOING

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Trey wrote:

And there wouldn't have been any X-Men movies anyway - at least not as sophisticated as the ones we got - if Spiderman hadn't already raised the bar for men-in-tights flicks and shown they could have plots and characters just like "real" movies do.

Strike that, reverse it.

X-MEN = 2000

SPIDER-MAN = 2002

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You know that South Park episode where Butters doesn't want to tap dance because the last time he did like eight people died? And then he finally dances again and even more people end up dead, to his horror?

That's like where I'm at having done STAR TREK and now this. Next time Brian tells me he hates a movie I think I'll just agree with him and back out of the room.

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Let's not confuse directing with screenwriting, though. While yes they are functionally the same in terms of telling the story, for the sake of an award they are necessarily, if arbitrarily, partitioned.

I like INCEPTION quite a lot and I think it shows Christopher Nolan to be a strong director, but not the best director of the year -- nor is the film really a Best Picture candidate. I don't think it's actually that convoluted, although it does have a lot of setup for imaginative possibilities that aren't ultimately paid off.

Oh, and Kevin Smith sucks now. He used to be pretty cool -- at the 10th Anniversary of CLERKS he was totally affable and approachable, I even got to chat with him one on one for a while -- but he's got this personality disorder where the more success he gets the more insecure and neurotic he becomes. I loved a lot of his early stuff but I really just can't stand him anymore.

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I just think the fusion thing is dumb because it's absurdly inefficient, if you have to have a guy standing there at all times to keep it from going haywire. What if he has to pee?

Also:

Twig24 wrote:

Peter did not tell harry about his father because the green goblins dying request was "dont tell harry"

Fuck him. He killed a bunch of people and tried to kill more, including children, and seriously fucked up his son in general and his most important relationships specifically. Fuck him and his dying request in the eye.

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Probably for the best. Either one of them would be at imminent risk of unwelcome sexual violation in that room. And that's not even including what my co-hosts might do.

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I didn't like Unforgiven.

/haven't actually seen it
//just want the sparky mint

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I officially don't know what's going on in this thread.

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Trey wrote:
DorkmanScott wrote:

You gotta wonder if there were Battle of Yavin Truthers insisting that the Empire blew up their own Death Star, because the official "photon torpedo" story is clearly bogus.

The answer is yes.

THEY STOLE MY IDEA

I WILL SUE THEM FOR ALL THE INTERNET DOLLARS I HAVE LOST

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Down in Front wrote:

Dorkman would know that, I don't.

This should be a T-shirt and everyone should own it.

It was regular theatrical SM2.

Zarban wrote:

For the record, in my opinion, Brian was expressing his opinion in a very reasonable way. It was Michael who, altho he said he liked the movie, was nitpicking it to death like a New Jersey housewife.

Dude, I may have been nitpicking, but Brian not only agreed with my nitpicks but then went on to argue how every one of them was in itself the fundamental failing of the movie.

At least that's how I remember it. I was also sitting on a golden throne eating ice cream that makes me thinner.

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John Wilkes Booth = 15 letters

Lee Harvey Oswald = 15 letters

Obi-Wan (Ben) Kenobi = 15 letters

I'M JUST SAYING, ISN'T IT INTERESTING

You gotta wonder if there were Battle of Yavin Truthers insisting that the Empire blew up their own Death Star, because the official "photon torpedo" story is clearly bogus. X-Wings don't have the payload to blow up a planet! Wake up sheeple!

...guys, I think I have to make a parody video.