Topic: Legion
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Ooooh, it's available already? Cool, I was hoping I would have something to listen to tomorrow on my bus journey.
Quick correction, when we started talking about Rapture theology I brought up the John Birch society -- they're not an organization specifically devoted to Rapture theology. Rather, they're a right-wing organization obsessed with conspiracy theories and particularly a belief in the coming One World Government, of which they have long believed the U.N. is the face.
They have a strong overlap in the Venn diagram with Rapture believers, including the LEFT BEHIND series' co-author Tim LaHaye. The series is clearly marked by their ideology, particularly in the way that the series' Antichrist makes his play for power -- by becoming head of the U.N. But the John Birch society is not itself a Rapture-promoting organization.
The belief in the Rapture and seven-year tribulation is called Premillennial Dispensationalism; it's a view of eschatology initially developed by John Darby (not Birch), and popularized in America -- along with a number of other iconic fundamentalist beliefs such as the 6000 year old Earth -- by the Scofield Reference Bible in 1917.
The blog I mentioned is http://slacktivist.typepad.com, where he has been going page by page through the LEFT BEHIND series and analyzing why it fails on every level -- as theology, drama, literature, a reflection of humanity, you name it. He's been at it for like 5 years now and it's an amazing read, and I think it would be even if you haven't read the LB series (though I have read the series, so I could be mistaken).
Another fun read is 'Paperback Apocalypse: How the Christian Church was Left Behind' by Robert M. Price. It starts by looking at what prophecy was actually in the Bible, as the writers saw it (did you know much of the Psalms are the remnant of polytheistic worship? Damned interesting), then moves on to the entire history of American "end of the world" religious fiction up to Left Behind. The fact The Omen is included makes it on topic as well
I was raised baptist and I remember going to sunday school every week and all that, but I'm not religious, nor have I ever really been. Even when I was a kid I never bought into it. The best way I can describe how I felt in church was the same way you feel when you're stuck in a store about to check out or just walking around and one of the employees starts trying to get you to buy some random crap or 'take advantage of this great promotion' they're having. It's just an awkward feeling where you don't want to utterly crush this poor bastard's soul by telling him to fuck off, but you really just want him to go away as soon as possible. I felt like that at church.
Anyway, I think you guys did a really good job of talking about this flick's theology (or lack thereof) and of thinking up some pretty simple and obvious ways that it could be tied into the myths and make so much more sense if you're aware of the various rules and dogma. With a few tweaks to the plot you could probably remove any trace of religious aspects of the film and make it a military cover-up of human experimentation on the public in some random little desert town, or made it a movie about some non-christian cult who are obsessed with this woman's child for some reason.
Two scenarios for how this movie got screwed up:
1) Like you guys say, it started out as a script about the apocalypse that was probably pretty decent, but re-written to remove a lot of the theology so it wouldn't offend people and to give it more action / horror beats OR
2) It was some other kind of movie (monster / zombie / whatever) that someone decided to re-write to shoehorn some theological bullshit into to give it a more original sort of feel from your typical horror / monster movie.
Either way, this movie amounts to a dumptruck full of "meh".
Everyone where I worked said that this movie was "awesome", which is exactly why I knew to avoid it like the plague. These people loved Transformers 2 and Last Airbender and hate anything I find even remotely decent. Most of them have never even heard of movies like The Prestige. I guess if the trailer has people talking and not shooting and stuff exploding, then they don't even register its existence or something. Living in Alabama is one of the most depressing things I've ever done in my life. Some days I actually consider moving back to Detroit...
EDIT!!!
All of you should go out and buy a copy of Good Omens. Terry Gilliam was going to make it into a film, and I think it might still be on his slate somewhere but god knows what his slate looks like lately. It's one of the most interesting takes on christian theology / end-of-days / four horsemen stuff I've read. I also love that the horseman Plague gave up after penicillin was invented, so the job went to Pollution instead.
Last edited by Squiggly_P (2011-01-31 03:25:55)
About "why save the Baby", isn't it the same way you need to "save the baby" in Willow? I.e. the baby *itself* doesn't do crap. It is the *act* of saving the baby that "does crap".
That was my interpretation anyway.
Insomuch this mess of a movie is even possible to "interpret"
/Z
Last edited by MasterZap (2011-02-01 07:35:51)
No, it's pretty clear that Michael wants to save the baby because the baby's gonna do...you know...stuff.
You're right that the movie does try to play the hand like it was Michael's courage in saving the baby that changed God's mind(?), but there's still the Terminator ending where they are planning to raise the baby to save humanity from...stuff.
A listener on Twitter says we're not far off the mark regarding how this happened. Apparently the original screenwriter, who is Catholic, wrote a straight-up Biblical Apocalypse movie with demons and presumably the devil as antagonist.
It was the director, who is Jewish, who wanted to make it Old Testament, with angels and a vengeful God, so he Find-Replaced his way into a co-screenwriting credit and turned the movie into wharrgarbl in the process.
The Omen had a similar history- it was written as a serious Evangelical end of word story, then that morphed into bringing the Catholic church in and using made up scripture quotes. There's a remnant when the 2nd Doctor rants that Peck has to be born again (or something to that effect), which no Catholic priest would say.
(waiting for the mail to get here so I can watch this movie...)
Fun episode. I'm not sure if I should add or subtract points when no comment was made over who could or couldn't drive stick, so I'll just let that go I'll second the recommendation of the books of Bart Ehrman. Actually, more his lectures available at The Great Courses , which are often on sale for $30-40 and well worth it. The books can get a bit repetitive although they're still interesting.
No, it's pretty clear that Michael wants to save the baby because the baby's gonna do...you know...stuff.
I may misremember the movie (it's been a while) but I don't recall this being said out loud. The baby can still be "the saviour of the human race" or "the one who will bring peace to humanit" or "the thing that casues X" (colocuially said as "the thing that *does* X") without being the active agent, but rather just the catalyst. I.e. the baby needn't have any active involvement, just it's existance is enough.
With this interpretation, the baby is "doing stuff" by enticing Michael to "rebel" against God (or course, this is then supposed to be Gods plan all along, i.e. it the whole thing was a test of Michaels character, or perhaps more importantly, a Flunking of Gabriels character).
With the view you can take the "coda" with the guns in the car as an "uh-oh, they didn't get that the important event already occured", as in "humanity is still destined for shit coz they didn't 'get it'" sort of thing.
Having said all THAT, it doesn't make any of the icecream-zombie-grandma-gun shit comprehensible in any way, so don't mistake this for me defending the movie overall!
You're right that the movie does try to play the hand like it was Michael's courage in saving the baby that changed God's mind(?),
...or that it all was a test of Michael/Gabriel all along.
but there's still the Terminator ending where they are planning to raise the baby to save humanity from...stuff.
...which I interpreted as a display of how "humanity still is problematic" as per above. Or something. I dunno. That's the most favourable interpretation I can give it anyway
EDIT: Oh but wait, I forgot about the "instruction manual" magic-O-tattood on whatshisname.
Hmm. Which gives you a point. So sure. Point taken....
But still... maybe the baby is needed to be a beacon of light of some way. Still, I don't really see that as the *important* job of the baby. The truly *important* job it had already performed, by causing the Michael/Gabriel faceoff.
Or the screenwriters (or lack thereof) just f'ed up
It was the director, who is Jewish, who wanted to make it Old Testament, with angels and a vengeful God, so he Find-Replaced his way into a co-screenwriting credit and turned the movie into wharrgarbl in the process.
Interesting.
Not unlike how most movies get done nowdays
Also; I'm surprised you guys can't drive stick. Then again I'm a tad older than y'all. And I think the penetration of Automatic drive isn't as total here (we have two cars, a stick shift Toyota and an Automatic Ford) I guess.
/Z
Last edited by MasterZap (2011-02-01 07:40:04)
One of the few DIF movies i know nothing about and don't plan to see any time soon but it was an entertaining conversation. If it's as bad as all that, the filmmakers should be kind of flattered that such a thoughtful fan commentary exists - even if it ends up being negative. There used to be a religion thread here and i can't remember if this was ever discussed, but i wonder what Dorkman's favorite movie dealing with religion is. The Passion of the Christ? (What a well-made movie that is.) The Life of Brian? THX-1138? ("Buy, and be happy.")
I thought it was interesting when American Gods was mentioned (in response to someone in the chat) because in my mind that book is The Sting, or Die Hard and has nothing to do with religion. Odin you trickster!
Without having a bunch of friends over to razz on it with you, and/or for the purposes of a podcast? Nah.
It hasn't even gotten a Rifftrax nor an iRiff. It's just... forgetable.
(although that does mean there's a market opening if anyone wants to jump on it)
The Passion of the Christ?
Silly me, i meant The Last Temptation of Christ. I always mix those 2 up.
It kind of amazes me that the Noah story has never been given the serious treatment that other biblical stuff was given in the 1950s and the Jesus story was given more recently. There was just a TV movie in 1999 (with Jon Voight!). There's a huge amount of drama potential, and seeing the logistics worked out could be fascinating. Plus, there would be some really bizarre, non-intuitive stuff....
You do it like this: animals cross the world on their own to come to Noah, helping to finish the ark after years of his being ridiculed. (awe!) When they finish, they birth their young and then go away to die in the flood. (tears!) Noah and family stick the newborn animals on shelves, where they go comotose. (gush!) Contrary to popular belief, there are two PAIRS of most animals; seven PAIRS for "clean" (farm) animals-- twice as many as commonly depicted. Insects, birds, reptiles, and dinosaurs (yes, many creationists believe there were dinosaurs on the ark) just leave eggs--basket after basket of them stacked up. (amazement!) It could really be cool. None of this crap about pens of big, active, adult animals that require feeding and mucking; or dogs, wolves, and coyotes all being one "type" of animal.
If dinosaurs just seem too ridiculous, you could leave them out and say they had already died out between creation and the flood, but that kind of craziness is half the fun, in my opinion.
It kind of amazes me that the Noah story has never been given the serious treatment that other biblical stuff was given in the 1950s and the Jesus story was given more recently. There was just a TV movie in 1999 (with Jon Voight!).
I think once Bill Cosby did his bit on it there became no way to take it seriously There was a Noah movie I saw as a kid in the late 70's, In Search of Noah's Ark, which probably also killed future projects.
You do it like this: animals cross the world on their own to come to Noah, helping to finish the ark after years of his being ridiculed.
What, no mention that he's a drunk?
You know, I was actually gonna watch this, to have some backing when I heard the commentary. After the first 30 seconds or so, I realized I didn't have to.
Ricky Gervais does a great Noah's Ark bit.
Shouldn't we walk?
Nah....
Watched this last night for the first time with DIF. It really was kind of amazingly boring and completely failed to live up to the basic premise. I can't think of another zombie movie where the zombies had a specific target, let alone one where they were zombified by demons/angels. Yet this totally fell flat because it made no sense.
I started this quite late and thought for sure I'd turn it off, but the discussion was really engaging. Thanks!
Re: the Plinkett test: I think Mr. Plinkett’s point was that Luke, Han, Leia, Obi-Wan, and the droids are stock characters (orphan with secret greatness, lovable rogue, plucky princess, cunning mentor/manipulator, stalwart servant, and I think C-3P0 is a hooker with a heart of gold). That’s great for a kid’s movie (Belle and the servants in Beauty & the Beast, for example, are largely the same characters); but you don’t want them in every movie. The question is: if these are not easily-categorized stock characters are they complex character or flat characters? In the prequels and in Legion, they are flat.
9 times out of 10 I hate hearing people talk about religion. Religious and atheists alike. But this was a totally fun episode. It helps that Mike knows what he's talking about. Good job, everyone.
Also, "first coming, second coming" = LOL. I laughed, Teague. I laughed.
And yeah, there needs to be a film about Lucifer's Fall ala Dante. Which is what the Star Wars prequels should have been.
EDIT: "The dialogue is a series of bumper stickers." That should be a bumper sticker.
Last edited by oTom (2011-09-26 17:24:10)
It helps that Mike knows what he's talking about.
In my experience, atheists tend to be fairly well versed in religion, sometimes more so than theists.
In my experience, atheists tend to be fairly well versed in religion, sometimes more so than theists.
As much as I want to agree, a lot of atheists who are in my age range are equally as flippant in argumentation and ignorant in fact as theists.
Variants of "silly sand god, haw-haw" ...appeal to ridicule fallacies, straw man, religion is the cause of all bad things, etc... Tell me you don't hear that all the time.
At the end of the day, I agree with them, but it's cheap and intellectually lazy. And if they're not going to really think it through, I'd rather not listen to them. But, as I said, not the case with Mike in this episode.
I DO find that older atheists have sounder arguments, but that might be because it was harder to be one 30 years ago.
EDIT: This reads like I'm trying to be Zemeckis' version of Contact - I'm not. My observation is purely in terms of rhetoric and debate.
Last edited by oTom (2011-09-27 15:17:35)
In my experience, atheists tend to be fairly well versed in religion, sometimes more so than theists.
That's why we're atheists.
I was already an atheist when I started Catholic High School, but it always seemed to me that the more fervently religious a person was, the less they had actually absorbed about their own religion, and this seemed to hold true as much for the faculty (both religious and lay) as it did for the students.
One of the first things we learned in religion class was that Catholics believe that the wafer and wine offered in Communion are literally turned into the body and blood of Jesus Christ. I clearly remember lots of emphasis being put on the literal transformation, that it wasn't a metaphorical or allegorical thing, it was literal and that's what separated Catholicism from Protestantism.
Then, much later, I got into an argument about this point with one of the dumber kids in our class (who was raised Catholic and made issue of my atheism more than most). He insisted it wasn't meant literally, while I tried to tell him otherwise. Later, he came up to me incredulously, "You were right, Brian!" Well, duh. We had already fucking learned it. And shouldn't you have learned that a dozen times over already over the course of your entire childhood?
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