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Beyond Thunderdome is a weird one, it has some great ideas and some memorable scenes (two men enter, one man leaves!) but then it has a bizarre second half where Max runs into a clan of kids.

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There was a moment of incredulity when Phi first mentioned this on the chat log, it's such bad news and so completely random it couldn't be true, this is the internet after all and it's about someone I sort of know, not just listened to for literally days but had discussions with. I'm gutted that it turned out to be true. I'll just repeat what I said on the chat - this is awful news and I hope Dorkman pulls through.

It sounds like he's stable following the surgery and I wish the best for his recovery, it likely won't be quick but from what I know about Dorkman, he's a fighter.

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So the more I meticulously go through these movies the more optimistic I become about a re-edit. There's a good film in here somewhere. Both parts so far have a reasonably solid core of good actors, set design and direction and it's really about pruning back on the bollocks to let these shine.

There are some things that simply can't be cut around without significant and jarring jumps, e.g. Thorin must be hurt when carried by the eagles, Kili has to be wounded and left behind in Laketown (with three other dwarves), Smaug must get covered in gold.

I'm hoping the extra 25 minutes or so for DoS will provide some useful stuff. Really hopeful for more Beorn especially as those scenes are a bit weak. I'm a bit amazed that they didn't follow the book for getting there and meeting him, as it's a unique scene that's quite amusing yet tense and also wonderfully mirrors their introduction to Bilbo. Instead we got another CHASED BY WARGS action scene.

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And me three.
... is this a mind game?


I don't even remember writing that post on the first page, weird reading what you wrote years ago.

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'You killed Ted you medieval dickweed!' = instant win.

I appreciate the warning though, as I loved this movie when I was young(er) and it does seem to have potential to sour on adult viewing. I still listen to and love the soundtrack to Bogus Journey though, with God Gave Rock 'n' Roll to You.

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I see what you're saying, I just think that with access to that limited set of material, all you can do is cut up and/or rearrange the pictures. You won't really know what else can be done and how much better it can be. Without access to the takes where Jake Lloyd was accidentally being a good actor, all you can often do is make something less shit. Takes and angles play a huge part in the editing process, and 'cutting shots/scenes' is such a limited vocabulary as you say.

To bring it back to the Hobbit, I've found real difficulty in excising 'offensive' material in the first movie, that awful Radagast sleigh chase sequence for example (which as shown makes no sense).

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I liked the new one, there's a particularly terrifying scene in it that I'm not likely to forget, but I've not seen the original. Oh well.

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Well, what FIYH do is merely theoretical. A fan edit, which involves taking someone else's work and changing it, is a step beyond merely talking about it.

Not that I'm against fan edits, I'm already started on the Hobbit.

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It's pretty hard to approach the subject of whether fan edits are disrespectful with any sort of meaningful conclusion if you have never had a work of yours re-edited by a fan.

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I think Robert was too consumed with his lost love and the unhappiness of his union with Cersei (and his children) to become a good king. The way everyone talks about the Greyjoy Rebellion, that seems like the high point of his reign, everyone together fighting against a house none of them especially liked. Also, Robert was a warrior king without a war to fight.

However, that said. He wasn't that awful, his reign was pretty long and he kept the peace for almost twenty years.

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I'm almost caught up on this show. I've been quite impressed with how often the show re-aligns with the books after its divergences (e.g. Ramsay and Theon). Also, the finality of Robb Stark Jnr at the Red Wedding poses an interesting question for those of us who have spent the last 10 years hoping that Jeyne Westerling was carrying his child.

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I love Justified, probably one of my favourites. I often recommend it to people, but nobody ever listens! I was a big fan of Deadwood too, so it's a little bit like watching Seth Bulloch's descendants continuing the trade. Personally, I enjoy the experience of watching it much more than I do something like Breaking Bad (which for all its technical achievements is a pretty downer story).

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Not to be a grouch or anything, but this is probably the least memorable of Tarantino's films for me. The only things I recall are Jackson's AK47 sell and DeNiro (?) turning around and shooting a nagging Bridget Fonda in a car park.

I should probably watch again and see if I'm more receptible to it as an adult.

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Just saw this. It's like somebody took The Road, Lord of the Rings, 2012 and Waterworld and smashed them together into this bizarre bible film that amazingly saw the light of day. Strong performances, a compelling story and absolutely stunning too. I was really surprised by this.

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At that link, someone has posted a great summation of what's wrong these films.

1. A bit of a copout but I think Ian McKellan's Gandalf is (still) superb. He has the gravitas of the wizard but balances it with vulnerability and old man kindness. The scene with him and Galadriel is surprisingly powerful (and very likely written by Fran Walsh).

2. Biggest mistake was going for a 9 hour trilogy, and I understand why he did it - way more Tolkien and how can that be a bad thing? 9 hours of LOTR was awesome and yet still not enough. However, so many of the problems stem from this decision. Without a core story in place of that duration, it has meant there has been far more room for additions from the writing team. But lest we forget, the weakest elements of LOTR were arguably the additions, especially the whole Aragon and Arwen thing in the third movie which makes no sense. Each movie needs to have its own arc, action sequences, big climax, and 'one-movie only' antagonists, whilst none of the protagonists can meet with any harm until the finale of the third movie. Hand in hand with these problems is that PJ and PB have really quite shlock sensibilities, they aren't nearly as good at writing Tolkien as they think. Thus we have this bizarre love triangle with a pretty boy dwarf, lots of crass humour, a lack of subtlety throughout, and a recycled Aragorn arc for Thorin. Further compounding these issues is PJ's film-making trajectory since LOTR, so we have the overly complicated cartoonish action of Tintin and the self-indulgence of King Kong.

3. Best scenes of either film were Riddles in the Dark and Inside Information. It was these scenes that made me perk up and I really enjoyed both. Whenever the films are doing actual Tolkien, they're good (except the utter waste of the Beorn scene).

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I have great bootleg editions (the Despecialised Editions for those interested) already, but despite this I suppose I would be tempted to buy official versions in a nice box. If it doesn't happen though, I won't be too disappointed.

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Never mind - ultimately, I don't think you can argue that the guardians are ordinary when their abilities are unique among the galaxy, regardless of whether abilities in general are manifested by most inhabitants.


I stand corrected on the arrow, I didn't recall him whistling the entire time.

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I think there's a difference between being a Superhero and a being with powers that are superhuman. The guardians all have abilities that are beyond your average human, with the one actual regular guy revealed to not be ordinary, and all the antagonists (with the exception of Thanos who just sits in a chair) have superpowers, whether it be a mind controlled super-arrow, superstrength and/or speed or the ability to fix oneself.

The most ordinary in this side of the galaxy are the Nova Corps, so their absence of any power (not just superpowers) comes across as especially bizarre. Like having Jedi without the Force.

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Also, it's an alien galaxy where almost every character has some sort of superpower, so superpowered Nova guys would hardly have gone too far or needed explaining.

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