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Best bit of this is the end. Not because it's when the credits roll and you can go home, but because it's 'ha ha you humans lose'.

As you guys say, that's a very Outer Limits style ending, and I'm a huge fan of that series.

My problem with this is the same as that of T2, it's the same old premise again, only this time it doesn't really succeed in upping the stakes so comes across as a loosely tied together series of action sequences that were left on the cutting room floor of both prior movies. The tension's all gone. I don't really think the TX is superior to the T1000, and I've seen the Arnie model beat that one, so what's the serious challenge? Getting to Skynet before it becomes self-aware?

You have to wonder how Skynet knows so much, do they watch the movies as well? Like, how does Skynet know that Connor has feelings towards the Arnie model?

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(31 replies, posted in Episodes)

Just a head's up, that map shows Briton (i.e., Celtic) territories in the 6th century, not Anglo- Saxon.

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Just a historical correction - France and England have never been one country or a single people. The Saxons and Angles were Germanic people who settled in England following the Roman withdrawal. France was settled by Franks, who were also originally Germanic but developed a different culture from those in north eastern Europe (e.g., Germans, Scandinavians and Anglo-Saxons). The culture of Anglo-Saxon was very different to the one that presided in France.

In 1066, some Norman arseholes invaded England and took over but although linguistically and culturally French, these invaders were only representative of a single duchy and not the Kingdom of Francia. That is to say, this wasn't a union of Francia and England. Further, aspects of the Norman culture were assimilated to produce an Anglo-Norman variation of the culture on the continent. A good deal of French words were incorporated but the language did not undergo any wholesale transformation as it was spoken mainly by the ruling elite. Even today English retains just as much influence from old Norse (days of the week being the most obvious) as it does from French.

Anyway, being King of England and also Duke of Normandy (and later, other parts of France) was to be the core reason for much of the conflict between the English and the French over the next few centuries.

It's easy to see how after two or three generations of fighting to protect and extend their Norman rulers' interests on the continent, as well as being rather brutally subjugated and oppressed at home by these guys, the English developed a hatred of Normans and other French folk.

What's fascinating is that prior to 1066, the English and French had never much cared about each other (I don't think we'd ever fought against each other before). It makes you wonder how different history would have turned out if Hastings had had a different outcome.

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To be clear, my dislike of Ben Stiller is a combination of his unlikeable characters, comedy style and real life persona from interviews and the like. He once presented at a Star Trek anniversay show and even then, waxing lyrical about his love of the original show, he came across as a bit of a dick. Since I see little difference from Ben Stiller and his characters, I don't believe he's a good actor.

Favourite to least favourite
Dodgeball
The Royal Tenenbaums
There's Something About Mary
Zoolander
Mystery Men

Also, I don't hate him or anything. I just wouldn't rush out to see a film just because he's in it.

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I didn't much like Tropic Thunder. The fake trailers at the beginning were quite funny but then it sorts of stumbles and then goes downhill from there. My main problem is its forgettable and derivative story. It never comes together as a cohesive whole and suffers from being all over the place tonally, with about half a dozen different types of humour being thrown into the mix.

Also, I don't like Ben Stiller that much. He's played so many unlikeable characters in his career, it's made me dislike him as a person. I remembered first seeing him in that episode of Friends, and surprise, he was a jerk in that. His best work was Night at the Museum (that perhaps you guys could do someday) and that was because he wasn't trying to be the comedian (though he comes close to spoiling what is a great movie several times).

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Gasp! You've already recorded one?

The Patriot is entertaining in the same way as Braveheart, but they butcher history. I could go on but I'll...  stop before I pop.

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I'd pay to see that movie. Nice work.

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There is, however, a difference between loving war (or more precisely, combat) and bloodlust. You cannot deny the Spartans' enthusiasm for fighting, especially folks like the Captain's son and Stelios.

And like all his men, Leonides clearly enjoys fighting.

But my point here is that the motivation of the Spartan council was at odds with the portrayal of the Spartans as a warrior society. In reality, the Spartans didn't just train for war, that's all they did. There was no other profession. So how does an oligarchy comprised entirely of warriors, which believes it's the dog bollocks when it comes to fighting, choose to stand on the sidelines of such a great? It's like a football player shrugging and declining an invitation to join the world cup.

edited to add -
Have you read Gates of Fire? It's a pretty good novel about the battle from Steven Pressfield. Worth checking out. Its description of the fighting is vivid and gives an idea of the kind of horror that the men on both sides must have experienced.

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Never much understood the whole US propaganda angle. Spartans as the US and Persians as Iranians/Iraqis breaks down quickly on inspection. Even the 'fight them at the Hot Gates instead of at home' doesn't mesh well with that nonsense 'fight the terrorists in Iraq instead of at home' spiel.

Which sort of brings me to my main complaint with the film - the politics. Now I like politics in my movies, but the genuine kind, not underdeveloped superficial politics (I'm looking at you Robin Hood).

Instead of the issue in Sparta being waiting until the Carnea is over and then sending the army - and thus have it be about timing (i.e., will the cavalry arrive in the nick of time?) - the movie changes the dynamic so that the Queen is trying to get the army sent period. But it does this without ever establishing how, when or why Sparta has changed it's stance from delayed march to non-intervention. The passivity of the Spartan council - having them be talked down to by the Queen - just makes them look stupid, and like the Jedi in the prequels, making supposedly wise folk look stupid for the purpose of plot is poor writing. One of their Kings has just thrown an envoy down a well - there is no going back, war is inevitable. But then there it is not and the story steps back from over that line and shows a debate. I find this sloppy and of course, it was an addition to the story.  It's there to give the Queen something to do - but surely there could have been a better way to do this?

The concept of a politician playing the game to further delay the march to war is a good one, but this one plays politics to stop the march from happening at all. Two problems here. It's not clear what his motivation is (compare to Ephialtes for instance) and it's not clear why he has such pull amongst the Spartans (his oratory skills aren't demonstrated and his arguments aren't that good) or how his politics can affect Sparta's ability to go to war. 

It also doesn't make sense that the council be on his side. They're Spartans. They love war. So why is a society based around war wanting peace? On the one hand the film shows a gung ho no retreat mentality for the Spartans, and then this willy nilly let's  not hurt ourselves weak mindedness. The two are opposites.

This could have worked had they made the obstacle at home Sparta's other king (the city had two partner kings) who had a genuinely good reason for not wanting to march to the Hot Gates and Leonides (i.e., he wanted to attack one of the other cities,  had another plan for where to go or hoped that Leonides would be killed).

Anyway, I'm rambling.

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(35 replies, posted in Episodes)

I missed the live show (due to being across the Atlantic in the motherland) but this looked like it was great fun - do you have more clips or even better the full video?

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I too dislike Citizen Kane. It's unbelieveably overrated. It's always on those greatest films list, mostly because it was on another list that somebody made. Nearly every technique has been done better in movies since and the story isn't that great, with an unlikeable character and some pretty dodgy acting (I remember his wife being pretty awful). Thinking about it, I can't even remember the story, only the Rosebud bits.

Doesn't hold a candle to things from that era like 12 Angry Men.

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Yup, that's it. Glorious isn't it?

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4.5 - it's good fun. Folks that don't like this one I don't understand. It stumbles a little by having a boring and underdeveloped subplot back in Sparta but otherwise what's not to like?

Worse than Transformers 2? Worse than staring at a blank screen? It's hard to take such overblown exaggeration seriously.

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Interesting commentary, though I felt that you spent too long talking about the third act and what should have been done differently, rather than talking about the scenes as they came up. I did the rare thing of watching the movie while listening and felt that you missed discussion of some great scenes (though my mind is currently drawing a blank for examples).

The more I watch Sunshine the less disappointed I get with its third act. The concept isn't bad at all, it's entirely the execution. The blurry vision is laughable and Pinbacker as Crispy Anakin Skywalker is just... why?

Think of this way, had they just met Michael Biehn's pyshotic character from the Abyss (space dementia!), mixed in with Billy Zane's from Dead Calm (did he kill his crewmates?), the movie would have played much better. There wouldn't be that hugely distracting shifty camera work for a start.

I love the music in this one. Capa in the suit setting the bomb and jumping across to the payload is an absolutely stunning sequence.

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Interesting, I thought the General's death in Arection was one of it's worst moments. The whole sequence feels off, and is much better as it was written in an earlier script (which frankly is superior in almost every way to the finished product, it completely removes all the inane newborn-Ripley relationship).

Arection had the wrong director and the wrong crew behind the design. It might be stylish but unfortunately this particularly quirky style only makes the film feel even more insubstantial. That the plot is essentially Jurassic Park on a space ship with aliens does it no favours either.

Ironically, the approximate premise, the concept of humans trying and failing to exploit the aliens, is the direction that Alien3 should have gone. But then I'm a big believer in the idea that sequels should expand on what has gone before, not regurgitate (which is why I don't think Terminator 2 and 3 are as good as the first).

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For me, the abrupt tonal shift from Aliens was exacerbated by the fact that the story ended up being a boring variation on the original (bunch of folks without weapons trapped with an alien). But since Ridley Scott's film did it so much better this third one became an inferior imitation.

Further, Ripley isn't very Ripley like in this one. I mean, if you were watch all 3 in a marathon you'd see her character changed too much in the third. And it's not all down to her post-crash/loss of Newt frame of mind in the story... I hate to say it, but Sigourney Weaver's performance feels forced and phoned in - rather like Harrison Ford's in Return of the Jedi. I get the impression that she was tiring of the role and longed for it to be over.

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Kung fu and karate are about as similar as ballet dancing and prancing about on a disco floor. The stances and movements are very different.

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This is a film that's gone through all the five stages of grief. Now it's pretty much accepted, with special thanks to Fincher's current popularity (I bet if this was directed by John Hopkins, people wouldn't be half so willing to give the film a second, third and so on chance). I think it's mostly rubbish.

You guys note most of the issues with the film. It's very premise is a false start, the presence of alien eggs on the Sulaco makes no sense and then the story kills off Hicks and Newt, rendering the previous film a pointless waste of time. It's disrespectful to the audience and it's disrespectul to Cameron's story. Aliens found a way to logically follow on from the first movie without taking a shit on it.

Gregory Harbin wrote:

I love that every Alien movie wipes the slate (aside from Ripley) of the previous one.

Everyone died at the end of Alien. The only movie that wipes the slate clean is Alien3.

Then the film turns the franchise into a gory slasher film. The horror of seeing characters that we know (and love) brutally killed by the alien has been replaced by a long string of gory killings of a bunch of almost identical nobodies by a beast that is acting contradictory to the behaviour that we've seen so far. The alien is killing all the potential hosts that are needed in order for its species to reproduce!

The best part of the movie is the chase through the tunnels, and that's because it's visceral. Dramatically speaking though, we're just watching a bunch of bald heads getting killed in increasingly confusing circumstances - the geography of the scene is awful.

All the scripts for this third movie were awful (and they all start with an inexplicable aliens on the Sulaco premise):
- David Twohy's prison script (which led to Chronicles of Riddick and reminds me of Christopher Lambert's Fortress)
- Eric Red's weird space station story
- Vincent Ward & John Fasano's wooden planet/monk story

William Gibson's (though it's considered a fake)script on a moonbase is probably the best of the lot. Ripley is in a coma and Hicks and Newt are the protagonists.

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Gregory Harbin wrote:

Well let's not forget that Star Trek 6 blew up the Klingon homeworld for shits and giggles.

Except it was the moon Praxis that was destroyed and it was only the ozone layer of their homeworld itself which was damaged. The planet wasn't Alderaaned.


Wesley Crusher was an acting ensign in a clearly trainee position on the ship, hardly the same as being given heavy responsibilities in a difficult situation when you've shown yourself to be somewhat irresponsible.

It's not the why though, it's the how. Had we seen why Pike saw potential in Kirk - other than audience foreknowledge or 'your dad was good so you must be too' - or seen perhaps how Pike liked and agreed with Kirk's way of doing things, the transition would have been grounded.

As it stands, too many characters put themselves in positions where they should suffer consequence but they are rewarded instead. The main explanation for which is that they need to be on that Enterprise bridge at the end when the credits roll.  The transition feels contrived.

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I had the same overall feeling about Star Trek that I had with Casino Royale. I like these actors in the roles and the style (more or less) but I want to see them in another story/film.

Because this one really didn't do for me. The plot is so contrived and makes so little sense that on repeat viewings the film is really diminished. The main problem is the villain, the details of which have already been discussed.

There's just too much fridge logic to everything that goes on and way, way too much bloody winking at the audience. The Prequels did this and likely think it's cute to put these easter egg references for the fans. Stop it, it's offensive, equivalent to slapping my mother across the face but saying, 'but look, my hand has a tattoo of Iron Man's hand on it, isn't that awesome!!'

I agreed with Brian on most things, and whilst I like and have seen most Trek I'm not in any way a purist. Which I guess makes this next complaint a bit out of character for me.

The biggest problem for me? Destroying Vulcan. This to me reeked of a lack of respect for the franchise. I did not see this as 'ooh no one is safe in this timeline', which would have been far better served by killing one of the main crew and being genuine about this approach, but a sign of disrespectful fan fiction. JJ Abrams was invited to play in Roddenberry's universe and then proceeded to destroy the home planet of one of its key species for shits and giggles.



As for the Lord of the Rings' ending. In addition to the other rationalisations, in Tolkien's world the great eagles aren't mere mounts for humans and others to use at will but proud and isolationist creatures. The one that rescues Gandalf from Orthanc is sent by his fellow wizard, Radagast, who is known as a special friend to animals.

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That's three superb posts in a row. Hats off to you gentlemen.

The more I learn about the universe the less inclined I am to believe that if there was a god he cares about us - the universe is trying to kill us, and eventually it will succeed. It's not a question of if but when.

That to me conjurs up the image of a child building a castle of sand next to the sea. Whilst such an entity could be labelled a prime mover or mechanism I question calling it god, which is a being defined by omnipotence and omniscience.

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Personal experience is a tricky thing, especially when it's not spontaneous.  As a pastor, you are not naive to explanations to experiences that happen to reaffirm your beliefs. You rarely, after all, hear stories from people ignorant of a set of beliefs that attribute to that set the explanation of an experience. That kind of spontaneity would be interesting and reflect something innate about the experience.

There are stories from folks who swear they've been abducted by aliens, seen ghosts, been possessed by demons, and events attributed to other gods - do you discount these as nonsense?

Either all this type of spiritual experience is proof or none of it. It cannot be both.

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Didn't care much for this one (film, not the commentary).

I watched this and Body of Lies in a sort of double bill and found both to be the very similar  - they're both wishy washy films too blatantly skirting around very current issues presenting a story about... well nothing really.

THL seems like a series of vignettes, the best of which is the opening and the worst is the encounter with the mercenaries, which suffers from very bad direction and editing - I can't believe Oscars were handed out for this shoddy work.  The two mercenaries that survive the initial attack simply disappear entirely. The camera almost deliberately shoots around them, despite the fact that they are right there in the ditch with them, instead choosing to focus on our heroes who have gone from soldiers to supersoldiers. At one point they're attacked from the rear and it's like the two extra guys with weapons have evaporated. I keep thinking, 'wait, what happened to the other guys?' and there I am distracted for the remainder of the scene.

With the ending, I felt the entire film was rendered moot.

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If the VFX guest is anything like Trey with Abyss then  definitely yes .

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They're not related, but the film presents the possibility that they are and that's what I find to be an undermining of her position, especially since many theists have argued that we don't believe because we 'hate' god.

To my mind, a theist looks at her life in the film, sees this defining moment of her father dying and some dick head priest telling her that god wanted to kill her father, sees her reaction, and chalks her beliefs up as misguided rather than informed. She therefore becomes like a wounded animal, angry at god and turned from him due to tragedy. To be fair, I wonder if they didn't do this deliberately so as not to alienate Arroway from a theist audience.

Basically, I feel that they undermined her atheism by giving her the tragedy of being orphaned so young.... as if the only way to become an atheist is to be without the guidance of parents (who are principally responsible for the religion that we adopt).

That's my interpretation anway!