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Top 5 memories of my best friend.  That slot is sort of interchangeable between a couple of guys, since Sean gets into more shit I'll use him for this purpose.

1)  Sean and I went to a private press event (Sean writes for EGM) for the releasing of a game for the original XBOX called "Greg Hastings Paintball."  This was back in 2005, I think.  The soundtrack for the game was done by DJ Lethal and B-real, so the event was at Lethal's studio near the Capitol Records building.  Free food and beer, and Greg Hastings (apparently a big name in the paintball world) was there too.  Everyone was cool as shit, and I would have had a great time with just that....until BReal put a thousand dollars on the table and said "This goes to the winner of the tournament.  Apparently, there was a 2 man team tournament for the Greg Hastings Paintball game, of all the press guys there.  Sean and I entered, and after several keg stands we realized we ruled at Greg Hastings Paintball, and ended up winning the whole thing by a razor thin margin.  Sean had just taped a show with Hal Sparks, and he met us over at Fred 62's where he and I talked Kung Fu for an hour straight.  All in all, a good night.

2)  In 2004 I was training for a huge Jiu Jitsu tournament in Vegas, and Sean flew down to hang in LA for a couple days before we flew over to Vegas for a) the tournament and b) to hang out in Vegas with one of his friends, who was a Suicide Girl.  He helped me train before we went down, and we capped the night off with Kareoke with some friends.  The night before I was trying to make weight, and wasn't eating much, but he was starving, so we settled on a all you can eat crab leg thing at the Sahara.  I could have some crab legs, but Sean taunted me with over 2 pounds of crab.  I finished mine in 4 minutes, and had to spend the next 20 minutes, or 47 years, watching him eat his while I was starving.  I ended up losing in the tournament, so we left early and met up with Sita and got drunk on the strip and met the most amazingly bad house magician at the Imperial Palace. 

3)  Sean's E3 2005 article was a photo scavanger hunt between him and Andrew Pfister, and I was on Sean's team.  We had things on our list like "Girl only there for boyfriend," "Not getting any off that booth babe," "Fattest Fat," "Worst Booth," and "Proof of the Occult."  Afterwards we went to Sony's party at Dodger stadium where Incubus played and I got to meet most of Jurrassic 5.

4) 4th of July 2004, Sean wanted to celebrate America like a bad motherfucker, so I flew up to SF to partake. We took his then girlfriends 4 foot tall stuffed bunny (named "Pat," apparently) and stuffed him with 20 pounds of "Safe and Sane," fireworks, korean desserts, and lighter fluid.  We took him to an underutilized BART tunnel and set him off.  He burned for 15 glorious minutes, periodically detonating off spinners and roman candles, until he was smoldering ash.  We realized that we had technically committed a felony, so we got the fuck out.  As we drove off we saw two firetrucks heading toward where we had just came from, and then saw the GIANT pillar of smoke we had left in our wake.

5)  Sean's brother is a Major in the Marines and used to have a house in North San Diego.  He and his wife were both out of town for a few weeks and asked Sean to house sit.  Sean is a writer and can do his work from anywhere so this worked out.  I was off work for a few weeks, so I came down too so we could work on a few projects together.  Matt (Sean's brother) mentioned that he was going to retile the floor and that if were really in the mood, he would leave the tools for us to strip the existing tile out of the kitchen before he got back.  We said we'd be happy too.  As soon as Matt left I turned to Sean and said, "You know we're going to just knock out enough tiles to spell 'I heart cock,' right?"  Sean was way ahead of me, and within 4 hours Matt's kitchen floor was a testament to how much he indeed loved cock. 

I have pictures of ALL of these events.

Top 5 worst costumes you've seen at a Convention of any kind.

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To which I say,

pimp

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I can only speak for myself, but I love the characters, and the tone of the world.  Not visual tone (although that's fancy too) but just the mood of this bleak and dying world.  I think Sci Fi and noir should be blended together more often, and in a day when that happens, I'm sure we'll get better films than Blade Runner, but until then it remains a unique and unlikely favorite of mine.

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Touche on the Asian comment.  To be clear, I have no problem with the term Asian, just as calling an asian person Chinese as a default term.

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Half the cast does not like Godfather.  I f'n love Godfather, and I think Trey does too.  I'd love to do a commentary for it.

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DoctorSubmarine wrote:

You guys should do Cloverfield.

I thought Cloverfield was the best episode of Felicity, ever.

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If you read the Wiki, just the DESCRIPTION of the process with which he amputated his arm was almost too much for me.

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Wow, y'all are making me feel like a dummy for liking Avatar, but there you go.  I like Avatar.

Yeah, fuck that thing.

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I think this story is perfect for Danny Boyle, actually.  If they ever did a fictional version of Touching the Void, same thing.

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They are at comic con every year handing out free copies.  They are uk only from what I can tell

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No shit, holy shit.

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Wait a minute....that moth burned down 20 YEARS AGO!!!

I had read the script a few months back and saw it, as Teague mentioned.   I really enjoyed it.  At it's core, it's about a kid that wants to outthink the social contract in order to join it, and while becoming wildly successful in life, is ultimately stuck in the same place he started. 
There are parts of the film that deal with what happens when you create something with somebody, and the idea grows too fast for one of them to keep up.  It's not a matter of who's right or wrong: any creative pursuit takes a life of its own at some point, and your job is to stay one step ahead of it.  Some folks can't and the relationship with Mark and Eduardo is indicative of this.

I love Sorkin's writing here, Fincher takes a measured hand, and performances are really solid all the way around.

Oh...and even in the little you see of her, Roony Mara is a PERFECT choice for Fincher's Lisbeth Salander.

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That was my impression after seeing the movie twice as well.  I felt like it fell.  More importantnly than wether it fell or not....Leo's character no longer cared if it did or didn't.

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1)  Pud Pad Noy Worawoot - famous old school Muay Thai instructor
2)  Carter Carter - Editor friend of mine.
3)  Jean-Jacques Machado - my old Jiu Jitsu coach
4)  Eddie Bravo - my current Jiu Jitsu coach
5)  Rich Crunkilton - MMA fighter.

Top 5 fonts.

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I own that on DVD and watching Murch cut is always a treat.

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I'd like to field this one.  


I'll start by saying this sent HUGE shockwaves throughout the editing community.  Editors I know who never met her are grieving this like it was a family member.  My friend Sara Hillner who I worked with on a few shows, idolized her on a few levels.  With that said, if I'm going to be talking about the role of editing, it's importance in the craft, and Sally's position as a giant amongst her peers, I'll hope you indulge in a slight personal anecdote.


I got into editing because I wanted to be a writer.  In college I was convinced I was going to be the next Kevin Smith (oh, young Eddie, how adorable you were) and my writing was going to be my claim to fame.  During a Linear editing class my Junior year we had an assignment where we had to take existing scene elements and cut a scene, using at least one shot from every setup.  I hated it.  It was some Australian film school curriculum my professor somehow got a hold of, and it was beyond lame.  Being the punk I was, I decided to make a trailer for it like it was a Michael Bay movie.  It turned out kinda funny, and my teacher appreciated what i had done, for not really doing the assignment.  It hit me very hard right then, that I had completely rewritten the scene.  There was power in that.


That began my love for editing and it scratched a creative itch that few other things in this industry do.  Editing is the choke point of the creative process. When you hit the editing room, it doesn't matter what you wrote, shot, conceived, or wished for, it matters what you do with whats in front of you.
And that is where someone like Sally truly shined.I've always thought the auteur theory was a bit overhyped.  No film worth watching is one persons creative vision.  But QT is one of those guys (Rodriguez and Soderbergh being others) where its dominated by his own vision.  As QT said himself, "I write the movies myself, but I cut them with Sally."  Meaning, Sally is the one in charge of rewriting, restructuring, and overall reigning in what QT shot, to best tell the story that QT had in his head.  You'd be surprised how an extra 15 frames can literally alter the entire meaning of a scene.  Sally understood that with someone with the unique properties that QT has, 15 frames in either direction per scene can mean quite a lot.


Now, the least tasteful joke I've heard so far is "You mean Quentin Tarantino had an editor?!?!"  Firstly, fuck you.  Secondly, just because you think QT's movies might be a it indulgent, or drag in spots (which is a fair criticism) doesn't mean that Sally didn't have HER voice mixed in with Quentin's the entire time.  No matter who the director is, the Editor is often the biggest collaborator outside of the producer.  They are the ones who are going to be involved with every frame of footage, and Sally knew exactly when to cutaway, when to hang on a shot, which take best carried the emotion, and what rhythm the film NEEDED.  THe crazy part is, 99% of people will never know this.  Editing is called the invisible art for a reason.  If we do our jobs right you will NEVER see it.  Good editing isn't stutter edits, FCP plugins, cutting to a downbeat, or snapping your fingers in a rhythm and cutting according to that.

 It's carrying an emotion consistently throughtout a scene, based on the raw materials the director provides you with, and Sally was one of the best.
It's a damn horrible loss.  And I promise you this, irrespective of what people think of QT's work before, it will never be the same after this.  It wasn't just Sally who died, it was part of QT's sensibility too.

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Not quite sure what happened there.

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If we're talking single issue1) Sandman #8:  This is where we meet Morpheus sister Death for the first time, and as a stand alone, it remains one of Gaiman's best.  2)  Preacher #9: This is the start of my favorite Preacher arc, called "Till the End of the World," where Jesse recounts his relationship to his grandma, and the tragic story of his parents.  Garth Ennis at his most restrained and delicate, I think.3) Pride of Baghdad: Based on the true story, and told from the perspective of, a Pride of Lion's set free from the Baghdad Zoo after the first bombing we did in 2003, this is why Brian K Vaughn is such a relevant story teller.4) Green Lantern: Rebirth #4:  This should be the textbook example of how to not only navigate, but exploit and weaponize a convoluted backstory and make something far more interesting out of it.  This was Geoff Johns coming out party in many ways.5) Watchmen # 12:  Down to the panel this is Alan Moore at his best.  
Top 5 movie props you would do horrible, horrible things to own.

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I'm just speaking generally, y'all.

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Down in Front wrote:

I wonder how many times this thread will get derailed.

Alright, I'll bite.

It's a stereotype for a reason. I have literally no ability to distinguish between people of any Asian heritages. I can't pick any one out from any other. That's clearly cultural, because as an English-speaking Caucasian, I have absolutely no problem distinguishing between heritages of other English-speaking Caucasians. Jon Stewart and John Oliver could both be American or British in a picture, but once they open their mouths, yep, one's an American and one's a Brit.

I'm also going to say, for that reason, there's no shame whatsoever in that inability to distinguish. There's also only barely measurable condescension power in being able to. It's not much knowledge to have, I just don't have it, because I haven't ever had a reason to.

The only problem is, you don't assume every white person is an american until they open their mouth.  You simply say, "Hey, it's a white guy."  But too often when people see someone of Asian descent, they ascribe a nationality without any evidence.  I have seen plenty of my white friends say "Who's the Chinese guy?" to people of Korean or Japanese descent.  It's no huge deal, my wife does it all the time.  But by and large, if you don't know, just refer to them as of Asian descent.  Unless you're in the UK.  Over there they refer to Arab or Persians as "Asians."

From a language perspective, I can tell the difference between the Chinese dialects, Japanese, Korean, Thai, and Vietnamese.  I only (barely) speak one of those languages.  With a little attention to detail you can pick it up.

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1) Robin Williams in "Good Will Hunting"

2) Martin Lawrence in "Bad Boys"

3) Kirstin Dunst in "The Virgin Suicides"

4) Tobey Maguire in "The Ice Storm"

5) Klaus Kinski in "Nosferatu"

Top 5 CD's you bought just for one single.

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Yeah, I'll admit to cringing myself when I hear people mistake various Asian cultures.  Between Martial Arts, Buddhism, and having a half chinese brother, I gotta represent.

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I've debated posting this, but I've been assured it won't hurt anything since it's already on youtube and is locked up legally pretty well.

Anyway, the story behind this is that it is a show I've been trying to sell this last year, and features VFX work from our very own Trey Stokes and Teague Chrystie.  I created the concept, cast it with my blood brother Seanbaby, wrote, directed, and cut this sizzle reel for it. 

We've taken it to most networks that you would think of, and a few you haven't.  There are two networks interested, but the wheels of show development are slooooooow to turn.  Anyway, for your viewing pleasure, please enjoy Man vs. Monster. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_QAzXB7UUg