1,451

(538 replies, posted in Creations)

An RV interior with a bit of set dressing, shot at night, with interesting interior lighting would totally work. Plus we can drop in BG screens and shit for added fancy.

Anyway.

Jedi girl in woods tries to avoid a probe droid (live with prop in distance)

Having a prop would help for scale and lighting reference, but an all-CG probe would be cooler and much more flexible. This kind of thing is actually pretty easy to nail.

In general, let's make this shit happen. I wanna start planning teams and shit already.

(No, you're easily excited.)

1,452

(538 replies, posted in Creations)

Also Ravenclaw. Maybe Hufflepuff.




WAIT WHY ARE WE DOING THIS STAHP

1,453

(538 replies, posted in Creations)

Ravenclaw.

You just smell Ravenclawish. We go by smell.

1,454

(538 replies, posted in Creations)

*says some Snape-ish thing*

Annnnnnnnnnd back to the thread.



nobutsrsly, I'd love to help you organize and execute this. Especially if it's gonna go in a community-project sort of direction. We've got bad-ass musicians here that could maybe score it for you and everything; could be a whole thing. (You'd still be writer/director/your-fault guy, of course.)

...I hope I'm not projecting my own enthusiasm onto the whole forum.

1,455

(538 replies, posted in Creations)

Question, Ms. Granger?

1,456

(538 replies, posted in Creations)

I volunteer as tribute.

Happy to take whatever size role you want me to take, from roto artist to coordinator-slash-supervisor-helper-person. Also, pretty much everything you want to do is within the realm of doable. (By "doable" I mean "can look awesome.")

Don't worry about the 3D stuff, we've got ya covered.

Actually, you guys just wanna say this is the new community project?

Happy to help with / do FX.

1,458

(127 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Everyone can see you.



/girlfriend's last name is "zimmerman"

Name: Teague Chrystie

Forum Alias: "Teague," also Fig, Sack of Shit, Studmuffin, and Booyah Kerfuffle

Skills: VFX, motion graphics, audio fuckwithery, music stuff, Photoshop, balloon animals, directing

Also interested in doing: Voice work, writing, scoring, tutorials, comedy, collaborations

Availability: Pretty wide open for the next month or so, after that it'll be weeknights and weekends

Contact Info: first.last@gmail

1,460

(127 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Dorkman wrote:

See guys? It's all the Jew's fault.

How can you tell he's a...


...oh. Right. Doctor.

1,461

(127 replies, posted in Off Topic)

hitler was always digging jewish plot holes

1,462

(127 replies, posted in Off Topic)

If we wanted to be annoying and smarmy, we could say that all of the movies that [this set of reviewers] hate, and also [this set of reviewers] (!), exist for largely the same reason.

/shit-eating-grin

/dodge fruit

1,463

(127 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Pump the breaks, fellas.



In related news, I've now watched Confused Matthew, CinemaSins, Honest Trailers, and Nostalgia Critic.

Which, boy. That's a hell of a thing.

1,464

(12 replies, posted in Episodes)

Ha. No, not yet, but I'm really amused by that theory.

1,465

(127 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I think the thing we're all cueing off of — the thing we object to — is that PHFC is not a "style" of criticism that actually requires engaging with a movie. You don't have anything to lose as someone coming at it that way, you venture nothing. You're not at risk of totally misinterpreting a thing in front of everyone. You're just "critiquing," doing it on a surface level, and this way you know that your contention can't be argued on its merits. "I'm sorry, are you saying that her hair WASN'T in a ponytail a second ago? Clearly you're not watching the film!"

Which, yeah, sure buddy. You're right.

Also, just as an aside, what do you learn about people or art by pullin' that shit.

1,466

(127 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Fun fact, because of you sorry goddamned assholes, we're doing an intermission this weekend called PLOT HOLE FILM CRITICISM.

So, good job Doc and Pav and Herc and BDA. You MESSED UP OUR WEEKEND.

*cries, runs away foppishly*

1,467

(127 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I saw Tucci today.

He drives a Mercedes SUV, and sometimes he does it in Burbank.

Cloe and I did some.

1,469

(18 replies, posted in Episodes)

I don't recall if (or when) it does either; maybe I could come up with the moment I started getting pissed in this movie and work out from there, but I wasn't really talkin' about SWT.

I'm just trying to explain the nature of that kind of reaction. Doc said he watches movies in generally the opposite way, so I'm laying out that thought process from "my" end of the spectrum so he has something to work with response-wise.

1,470

(18 replies, posted in Episodes)

If the story isn't about the fact that a character is lying and we're telling a story about liars here, then the lying of the storyteller — or possibility of lying — undermines pretty much one hundred percent of my ability to suspend disbelief. I'm willing to go with you if the apparent veracity of the story doesn't vacillate — always fairy tale, or always journalism — but when you introduce the "but wouldn't it be so cute if this wasn't actually true?" question, my answer suddenly becomes "fucking no it wouldn't you dick," and now I'm not even sure if I can believe anything you've said.

The trope of someone who has left out some crucial detail of their past, which is later found out by the main character, comes to mind. "Everything else was true! It was really me! It's just that I'm not really Space Ghost, that's all!" Or whatever. They may be telling the truth now, but the main character has no way of knowing that, and is now dubious to the point of feeling betrayed and pissed off. To some degree, the thing they thought they were both participating in equally wasn't actually true. Is it just that they're not really Space Ghost, or could it be more? And how could you believe them even if they told you?

I'm not advocating throwing the baby out with the bathwater, but that's how I react. And the only way this gets resolved is if there's (very quickly) a resounding answer to the question. If they immediately go "no no no, bad joke, sorry, I'm kidding, it's real" I can ramp back up some trust before the credits roll. If they leave it at the question, peace out.

1,471

(169 replies, posted in Episodes)

*slaps forehead*

Of course, it's so much easier to use pink text than pink pages!

1,472

(209 replies, posted in Creations)

I'm so fucking in love with you all.

1,473

(209 replies, posted in Creations)

Everything interests me, Alice. It's a character flaw.

1,474

(169 replies, posted in Episodes)

1,475

(209 replies, posted in Creations)

Boom.