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I know a guy in wrestling who was finishing bitches with a fancy kick while yelling 'BANGARANG!'
On more than one occasion, it was followed by "MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Looked like this, but this isn't the fella I'm referring to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jab_gtj061A
Okay well apparently it's impossible to make a crude map in text format on this forum.
Fucking useless.
Your neighborhood and my street were both off of Carey, how the hell do you not know this?
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Tom's Rhinoplasty, so on and so forth. And no, it's at smokey row and rangeline, get it riiight.
Edmo's Ammo and Guns isn't in Arkansas, it's 3 minutes from my house. Fool.
Those are his initials, T.C.
I'd make my way to a marina and grab the biggest yacht and travel the oceans until this ZA nonsense is over. Maybe 130ft, big enough that it has a water-maker. Enough weapons for when i have to get food and gas.
This is another decent idea. Best if you can get a few buddies who know how to sail, and then you can travel without needing a ton of gas.
Only problem is that the sea is inherently pretty dangerous in and of itself- experienced sailors die at see all the time.
Guns are a terrible, terrible idea, guys. Not only is everyone going to have one and be nervous as hell (which is why you stay the FUCK away from people, even living ones), but they're loud. Great way to turn picking off a lone zombie to bringing a horde down on your head.
Not to mention that they jam, they're prone to effects of the weather, and run out of ammo. You fire a bullet, that bullet isn't going to be fired again. Not that you're going to be ABLE to retrieve every arrow, but you can retrieve some- and with practice, you can make your own out of various materials that aren't going to be looted immediately following the apocalypse.
However, if you DO have a gun, do yourself a favor and don't aim for the fucking head. Unless you're Matt or someone like Matt, you probably can't hit a running target six inches wide and 12 inches tall, while you yourself are moving. Best bet is to aim for the legs, hope you shatter a bone. Dead or not, you take out the wheels and the car slows down.
Brian, I'm appointing you homophobic commissioner. Is that offensive?
Baseball bat and a compound bow, head north. Keep heading north. Don't drive. Move through the most difficult to navigate terrain possible, as far from civilization as you can manage. Keep moving north, get your hands on some supplies when you're as north as you can get without freezing to death, then head to the area where you'd normally freeze to death.
It's really the only safe place. Survive a year up there if you can and you should be fine.
Me? I'm going to let myself be infected, and then put on a suit of kevlar body armor with a fuckton of sharp objects attached to it. Superzombie, bitch- lets see you internet "survivalists" deal with ME.
As a kid, I saw Apollo 13 in movie theaters and all I remember is that someone taps a frozen hot dog against something at some point, and that was awesome. That's ALL I have in my brain for Apollo 13 the movie.
Also as a kid, I saw Space Cowboys in theaters with my dad and it was FUCKING AWESOME.
I refuse to sully those two memories by watching either movie again and ruining it.
Since my rides to work are usually between 1-4 hours long and are taken solo or with another wacky pro wrestler type, much singing occurs.
5. George Thorogood and the Destroyers- I Drink Alone. I do an excellent George Thorogood and I enjoy drinking by myself more than is healthy. This is a no brainer. A wonderful air-saxaphone solo really tops the whole thing off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8&ob=av3e
4. Pat Benatar- Invincible. This song is on par with the battle speeches from Braveheart, 300, and Return of the King (all of which I have memorized). On top of that, it's sung by Pat Benetar, and if you don't like her I will fight you. I'm not joking. And I'll listen to this song to psych myself for it, too, because I can't afford to be innocent and I'll stand up and face the enemy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utKMJ5OYfQQ
4. Paula Abdul- Straight Up. Some of you are laughing. Some of you just aren't fucking COOL enough to do this song justice. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5A3yF0bjLo
3. Boston- Foreplay & Long Time. You're gonna wanna do this one alone or with a friend who won't judge, because you almost certainly aren't doing it justice (unless you're Fig's dad). But god damn. If this were an "air band" list, this would be at the very tippy top. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQifd7O_N5k
4. The Bumblebee Tuna Song. Once upon a time, Fig and I were teenagers, and weren't the vagina-hardened womanizers we are today. He didn't work in Hollywood, and I wasn't an awesome independent pro wrestler. We were just a couple of kids making horribly self-indulgent movies and riding around in his spruce Taurus, and this song was BLARED like none other in our collection. Very few songs could bring a reaction out of the hot girls next to us at the red lights like this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Lrh6z-VDc
5. You thought it was gonna be Journey, right? Well it ain't. And you're a fucking douchebag for thinking it would be. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
Top five memories of your best friend.
That's nothing. Here's a giant pulsating tumor that gives you a rough idea of what your computer is doing.
Ugh.
Kyle wrote:I'm becoming to Dorkman what that one stalker was to Bjork, minus the facepaint.
For now.
I have no idea what this means.
I know what you're referring to, but not what you're trying to say.
I'm becoming such a fan of your sarcasm that even your direct abuse makes me love you all the more.
Eventually the fact that I can't keep you in my basement and poke you with a sharp stick any time I want you to produce something brutally witty will drive me insane, and I'll broadcast my suicide by watching AOTC three times in a row.
God dammit, Maul, fine.
Top Five historical figures of your sexual preference that you'd like to slip a few inches.
I'm becoming to Dorkman what that one stalker was to Bjork, minus the facepaint.
For now.
Anyway, since Teague killed the thread:
Top five universes from film or literature or video games that you'd like to inhabit.
Meh. They're the freaking Star Wars movies. I'll go see them in theaters because if it weren't for Star Wars- including the prequels- I wouldn't be the person I am today.
Fun fact(Or at least this is what I've heard): Pot can't kill you unless you *REALLY* want it to. Alcohol can kill you if you'reunlucky, and/or just a bit too hard on it.
Pot can't kill you unless you make a giant pile of it, soak it in gasoline, set it on fire, and jump on in. In thousands of years of use, there has not been even one single death from cannabis overdose. Not one. You can die from too much caffeine, or too much aspirin, or too much water, but you can't die from too much weed, period. The smoke has been shown to not even cause lung cancer even when consumed with the same frequency of cigarettes- which sounds ridiculous, I know, but there's evidence towards it.
Sure, cannabis is addictive, but not much more so than nicotine. Alcohol is also addictive, but unless your will power is thru the floor, you'll do just fine.
No offense, but this is all fairly innaccurate. For one, cannabis is not physically addictive at all and as far as psychological addiction it's comparable to someone really, really liking jelly beans. Nicotine is one of the most addictive drugs on the planet, it's considerably more addictive than most "hard" drugs. And alcoholism is a serious, widespread problem that has plagued humanity for thousands of years... I don't know that chalking it all up to "you have zero willpower" is fair.
Sure, alcohol has serious physical addiction properties, but its ability to addict is pretty limited compared to hard drugs. Worldwide, a couple of billion people drink alcohol from time to time, and only a small percentage become alcoholics. Imagine a world where 2 billion people took cocaine now and then. You'd have about two billion junkies.
I don't know if that's true. The only statistic I could find was from 199, which said that 3.7 americans used cocaine and 1.5 used it regularly. I imagine that statistic was higher in the 80's. I mean, look at how many people in showbusiness (read: all of them) were using coke in the 80's and are still around and cleaned up?
BrianFinifter wrote:Ooh, space me! Space me!
Request approved.
...why is Randy Orton being sucked into the vacuum of space?
Whoah whoah whoah, Zarban. Alcohol isn't especially addictive? I think not, sir. Even physically- when I turned 21 I went on a several week bender of daily inebriation just for shits and retarded giggles. When I decided one day "meh, that's enough booze for a while" I started getting shaky and craving it, and actually had to wean myself off the sauce like trying to wean myself off of cigarettes. Shit is scary.
And then there's the issue that there's some crazy fucking drugs that aren't especially addictive. PCP is addictive, but not very. Most hallucinogens aren't, which is fine when we're talking about a tab or two of acid, some shrooms, or whatever. But do enough of any of them and the line between "tripping" and "flat out psychotic insane" is pretty thin.
Pimping ain't easy, but I sure as shit do it.
Give me a free T-shirt and I'll wrestle in it until I have abs. So, basically, free advertising forever.
CURRENT medical marijuana is mooostly bullshit, in that marijuana really only does what marijuana does- it gets you high. It doesn't cure anything, but it's good at taking away pain- which makes it an attractive alternative to opiates, as you can use as much as you like and not Ledger yourself. Everything else marijuana legitimately treats it just treats with the effects of being high- anorexics get their munchies, the depressed and stressed forget what the hell they were thinking about two minutes ago, etc.
I think, though, that it's a question of what properties we could discover to be useful in the plant in the future, if it were legal and lacking the social stigma it now carries. There's already evidence that long term cannabis users are less likely to develop certain kinds of cancer- and that research was done with people who just take the damn buds, grind them, and inhale them. I think there's potential in medical marijuana... eventually. For now, outside of people with real pain who are using it as a substitute to harsher drugs, it's mostly just a way around the law.
I don't know how many of our forum regulars partake, but I have a hunch that DIF's listeners lean slightly to the left. And you guys like movies, and talking about them. So I don't think I'm going to be immediately shouted down, condemned as a fiend, and shunned for bringing up weed.
As some of you probably know, California is voting on Prop 19 this November, which would legalize posession and use of up to an ounce of marijuana by persons over 21 in non-public place. And unlike that silly Prop 8 thing, I'm actually fairly optimistic they might get this one right. People are saying the campaign for Prop 19 is probably the most successful, driven, and organized campaign for legalization yet. The California branch of the NAACP has come out in favor of it, as have several police organizations and a myriad of people who do not, in fact, have dreadlocks. This excites me a lot. I'm keeping my hopes as realistic as I possibly can, but I can't help but dream of a world that has reasonable cannabis regulations.
What are your opinions on reefer? Partake? Choose not to? How do you feel about regulation? What about Prop 19 itself? Medical marijuana? C'mon. Discussionate this.
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