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Even if that's the explanation, it's sloppy and confusing as executed in the film. And all that stuff is just so unnecessary, we've seen them working together as a great team and helping eachother already, we don't need a contrived, fake-looking cgi lightshow to prove it. The movie should've quit while it was ahead, especially with the Groot scene being the emotional climax for the movie already.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

I'm in love with a mooooooooooooooovie and it's this one.

Finally someone figured out how to use Emily Browning correctly in a movie, this looks fantastic

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Good point, I ammend my comment. Millennium Films seems to not fund or give proper time to their FX artists smile

It's weird though, its a 100 million dollar production. I know the cast takes up a lot of that, but you'd think there wouldn't be Asylum level effects-work all over the place.

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Ya, the disconnectedness is a huge problem. You get no sense of geography, or characters having a goal their trying to achieve and obstacles they have to overcome, it's all just chaos and shooting (in the case of this 3rd one, shooting without any bullet impacts). The CG is terrible too. I don't know who does the effects for Millenium Films, but they suck really hard.

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Finally caught up with it and saw it. It's so close to being great, but as Trey said, the story is overly cluttered, and I really think they dropped the ball with their ending. The whole appeal of this story is that they're not superheros, they're just ordinary folks coming together to save the day, and then they pull a bullshit

SPOILER Show
oh, you can hold the stone because your father is actually some ancient galactic super-race or some shit. I'm so sick to death of this pre-destination bullshit, why can't he just be an average kid?

I would say the first half is fantastic, and the 2nd half needs to lose about 25 minutes of plot and repetitive action and replace it with more of the characters just hanging out together. You know, having a massive end-movie dogfight battle is a lot more impactful if you didn't just do a big mid-movie dogfight battle 30 minutes ago.

All that being said, it's easily my favorite of the marvel movies, the closest to something that genuinely feels like it has a personality to it instead of their usual generic machine-like productions. It's also the first of their movies I've seen where I think the cinematography is great and that's got genuinely impressive FX work throughout. I've complained in the past about how flat and TV-like a lot of their movies look, but that's definitely not the case here. Great designs, integration of practical and CG, and creature effects (I thought Rocket was great for the record).

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With all the talk of sexism and lack of strong female protagonists, and all the newly announced Shane Black projects, you guys really oughta do an episode on Long Kiss Goodnight. I feel like it's been weirdly overlooked culturally (and was a financial bomb at the time), but it's totally right up there with Die Hard for me as an all time great action flick, and one of Shane Blacks most fun scripts. Just the fact that Geena Davis is allowed to kick ass but isn't some invincible badass, and gets the shit completely kicked out of her by the end and is bleeding a la John McClane, is so rare and refreshing.

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Recently re-watched it on the big screen, and I'm convinced Apocalypse Now is the best film ever made. Don't think anything before or since will ever reach that combination of artistry and incredible big-budget scale. The lighting alone makes me want to cry its so gorgeous.

The movie is SO good, it makes you depressed at how unambitious and ugly 99% of movies, especially in the last 15 years, are by comparison.

Also, Hearts of Darkness is a must-see, to really show you what it takes to create a film like that.

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I think you're talking about different things here though. The case of guys like Rodriguez and Kevin Smith is that they never got to the point where they were making great movies in the first place. They had a promising debut film, then chased all their worst impulses and never made anything that significant again.

And either way, I wouldn't throw Ridley Scott or Scorcese into your category. Scorsese has made great movies across 4 decades (with some misses in between, no doubt). Ridley Scott has always been hit or miss, he's alternated between massive highs and lows his entire career, and while he is admittedly on a bit of a downslope for 3 movies now, I'm quiet looking forward to Exodus.

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Ya, Rodriguez's career is depressing as hell. To have a "big budget" debut with something as awesome and passionate as Desperado, and then with each successive movie embracing the worst elements of the previous movie and just getting gradually and gradually shittier, instead of the opposite. If his takeaway from his first 2 films had been a greater sense of restraint and better focus on story, he could've turned into a filmmaker on the level of Tarantino, but he went the exact opposite route. Much as I like From Dusk Till Dawn, it's blindingly apparent with those 2 halves why Tarantino became a great and why Rodriguez didn't. I can't think of another case of a successful, exciting genre filmmaker devolving over the course of a decade to making essentially shitty youtube fan-films.

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Dorkman wrote:

Not to get all "it's about the notes they don't play," but I think Linklater made deliberate choices NOT to go for the drama and just to show a fairly mundane boyhood.

He's said exactly this in interviews. The "big" moments in life end up feeling scripted and cliche because we've been conditioned about them so much in popular culture, so he focuses on the mundane day-to-day snippets in between to give you a more genuine portrait

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Ya Buscemi woulda been perfect for that

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The level of escalation on this project is amazing, wish I could be there.
You're using a fucking jib!? Is day 3 going to be helicopter shots?

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Between this and your lukewarm feelings on Her, I think dorkman might be onto something

My sincere hope is that Interstellar is a massive success, and with Gravity and Interstellar killing it box-office-wise back-to-back, we'll at least get some good smart space sci-fi for a few years.

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That's actually pretty cool. He did Terminator 1 and 2 back to back, and had no idea in T-2 that arnold was the good guy until the reveal happened, and then he gets super excited.

Ya, GOTG could end up being a Scott Pilgrim situation, maybe not THAT big of a flop, but still under-performing.
Or it could be a breakout hit, who knows. This has been a really weird summer in terms of box-office prediction. I would've guessed How to Train Your Dragon 2 would be MASSIVE, and it ended up under-performing big-time.

I have a feeling Hercules is going to bomb, and TMNT also seems like its in a tough spot.

The fact that Godzilla opened to 93 million and will likely not make it to 200 mil domestic is really telling. These blockbusters are getting almost 0 repeat business or shelf-life, and the openings on their own aren't enough to sustain these budget levels. This is the year where international box office is now the only thing keeping these releases alive and profitable.

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See, the thing is, everything you're saying is accurate about every goddamn movie in that franchise. I would contend that the 4th one is a lot less egregious about most of that stuff (for the record, the female character in part 3 is the worst of all time, and Michael Bay has a shot in that movie where he literally compares her to a dog). I have to be the odd-man out and say that aside from the ludicrous length, this last one doesn't bother me that much and is a hell of a lot more watchable than the other 3. Still sucks, but in the sorta watchable way that Armageddon sucks.

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Just rewatched it again Start to Finish, which I haven't done in years. It's remarkable how well thought-out, plotted, and character-driven it feels. Part of it is how awful the summer blockbuster has gotten that this seems like high art by comparison, but I would also say that I genuinely think the movie nails completely the right earnest, cornball tone and rides it perfectly the whole way through. The characters are likable, there's just enough science sprinkled in there to feel semi-grounded (I actually have zero problems with the computer stuff),  it doesn't take itself too seriously, but it still commits to the story it's telling and has a good story structure and pacing.

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Happy to help with editing and color grading if needed, depending on the specifics of Zarban's timeline (I'm doing a few projects this month). Premiere CS 6 shop over here, with FilmConvert and Resolve for grading.

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Zarban, check out this tutorial on projection stuff for some ideas on how to accomplish some of this stuff practically

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Ok, you guys were right. Hannibal Season 2 is up there as one of the finest seasons of television, and the finale might be the best hour of television I've ever seen. Fuuuuuuuck

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Ya, it's really weird like that. I'm literally now trying to pare down which episodes are essential and which are skippable so I can tell other people "Watch 1, 3, and 6 onwards", otherwise I can see how it would be tough to get someone new into the show.

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Mainlined Season 1 of Hannibal on DocSub and others' recommendation. I was really hating it for the first 4-5 episodes as it just comes across as an edgier trying-too-hard version of CSI. Overly elaborate murders, schlocky techie characters, violence for violence sake. True Detective this ain't.

That being said it really starts to click about halfway through though, and the last couple eps are great and manage to tie everything together. Am very excited for season 2.

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Bayformers 4 - I'm utterly flabbergasted by this thing, so the best I can come up with is I liked it more than the others and was laughing pretty hard throughout.

Things that happen in this movie:

- Two giant robots fighting each-other while flying on a giant robot pterodactyl as it crashes through buildings   in China

- A My-Little-Pony doll transforms into an assault rifle

- Mark Walberg uses a football as a weapon

- Stanley Tucci going crazy and freaking the fuck out

- A space prison manned by giant robotic guard dogs

- A John Milius robot that smokes a cigar and uses it as a weapon

- An extended dogfight battle that re-destroys most of Chicago

- Parade of Giant Dinosaur robots getting sucked up by a Space Magnet