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In memory of Ernest Borgnine who died aged 95 yesterday-

I am going to watch The Poseidon Adventure in his honour later tonight.

I think the opening scene of the third film is pretty gritty. And, indeed, the scene that extends it later on in he film.

I haven't seen the first film in years but I do enjoy it. The second one is shite, though, despite the fact I like John Woo films, usually.

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Welcome Sam smile

Good review, I enjoyed the film but the third is still my personal favourite. smile

If people were acting like that when I saw The Raid, I would have walked out and complained big_smile

And I've heard radio interviews with the director (when he was promoting the film in the UK) and I was proud to discover he's a Brit. Even if he is Welsh big_smile

What has my thread become?

http://static.tumblr.com/lzewuzw/qRmlpzugk/5919_-_animated_gif_dean_winchester_monochrome_reaction_image_sam_winchester_supernatural.gif

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In Scotland, it is-

Nursery: 3-5
Primary: 5-11
High School/Grammar/Secondary:  11-18
College/University is optional after High School, I didn't go until I was 21.

You can leave High School at 16 but they try to keep you on for two more years by paying you. Which is nice. Primary can start at 4 and High School may start at 12, it depends on which part of the year the child's birthday falls. It can get a wee bit complicated but what I wrote above  is bascially it.

That photo makes me sad.

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Zarban wrote:


Jimmy B wrote:

Yeah, I don't really see the problem, he likes reusing his own lines from time to time, I don't think it's a crime.

Well, the point is that Sorkin's characters don't talk like three-dimensional individual people. They all talk like Aaron Sorkin.

Oh, I got that, I just don't have a problem with it. smile

'21 Photos That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity'

Because, people aren't always dicks- http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/pic … n-humanity

^ cool smile

This photo is a couple of years old but it made me a wee bit emotional, I won't lie-

http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh555/shiftybench/michael-j-fox-chris-lloyd-scream.jpg

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@ Pastormacman- That's awesome, glad your baby girl's doing good smile

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Really? That's a bit odd. I can see the director doing a comm for the trailer, talking about how his film was advertised but the lead actress? That's a strange one.

And that Bruce Willis photo above is quite creepy......

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Owen Ward wrote:

@Jimmy B - Did the other guys in your high school think of you as a lucky bastard for being in a class with 12 girls?

They thought I was gay and constantly teased me about it, so yeah, they were jealous big_smile

BigDamnArtist wrote:

@Everyone: Guiltiest guilty-pleasure song.

I listen to 80s music for the most part, I don't think I have a guilty pleasure song as I'm not ashamed by anything I listen to. smile

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I think I told you before, mate, I work in Argos. I had an eight week contract initially but Sunday is the start of my 9th week and I still have shifts for the next two weeks big_smile

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dbngaa wrote:

This should be fun...

My name is David.  I'm a 39 year old stand-up butt wiper, recently widowed (widowered?)

Dude, I am so sorry to see that. Hope you're doing ok.

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Pastor, before I answer your question, I must ask this important one- how is your little girl doing? smile

And in answer to your question, yes, I drew Garfield. As I said earlier, I am a Hanna-Barbera fan so it was mostly their characters but I would also draw Garfield, Batman (just his head), Danger Mouse (don't know if folk in the US know him) as well as characters from the UK comics I mentioned earlier. I used to draw my own comics and make up stories. My favourite UK character to draw was one called Bananaman who was from a comic called Nutty (then later the Dandy) and who had his own cartoon show in the early 80s-

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41fVMLLsBeL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

That's the last time that happens, honest big_smile

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Ok, things I learned this week by Jimmy Laverne Aloysius Batman Brown aged 35 and 8 months.....

1. There's a woman at my new job that I just know I am going to have problems with.
2. There's a different woman at my work who is bloody gorgeous and I'm a bit in love with her already.
3. Never buy a Blu Ray player that is reduced because the box is bashed. There is a reason for the reduction, like the prongs of the fitted plug being missing.
4. Listening to Tysto's commentary for Licence to Kill, I discovered he has a man crush on Benicio Del Toro big_smile
5. I had the chance to go to the cinema today but decided against it. It turns out that there is absolutely sod all I want to see at the cinema at this moment in time.

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Dave wrote:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c91/FixedR6/zarban.jpg

The girl in that photo looks appropriately unsure about her current situation big_smile

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TheMargarineMan wrote:

@JimmyB: What sort of podcast would you want to do?

Commentaries. Especially of 80s films, but maybe of less-known 80s films. If I can't do commentaries of them, then my friend and I shall just watch the films then talk about them to see if they are 'undiscovered gems' or not. I am currently in the process of acquiring a new microphone for better sound quality. All I need is a new laptop too, but one step at a time. smile

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Owen Ward wrote:
Jimmy B wrote:

Owen, what TV show were you a runner for? And the guy in the hat that one the comedian competition, has he become known in the UK at all or has he vanished into obscurity?

Well done for reaching the finals, though, that is awesome smile

It was the much-hated 'Famous and Fearless'. As it was live, the job only lasted just over a week - but it was good fun.

I remember that, it was quite a mental idea. I watched it all week, though,lol. If it had been more popular and less maligned,  I wonder which celebs would have done series 2. smile

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Owen, what TV show were you a runner for? And the guy in the hat that one the comedian competition, has he become known in the UK at all or has he vanished into obscurity?

Well done for reaching the finals, though, that is awesome smile

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Saniss wrote:

Quite a story, Jimmy. Glad it turned out well for you.

Thanks, Saniss. And it did, I'm not rich or famous, but I have nothing to complain about. I always remember, there are people out there who have had it much worse than me.

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I knew that is what people would ask, well, obviously or I wouldn't have wrote it. My older cousin was always jealous of me. I admit I was spoiled rotten s a child, by my gran. As I say, my mum had issues and was usually working and then drinking so I spent a great deal of my childhood living with my gran.  She would buy me basically whatever I wanted 9I fully admit I took advantage a lot, but hey- child!) and my cousins hated this fact. Even to the point that they would actually steal my toys or comics and things. One day when we were all outside playing with the kids in the neighbourhood, my older cousin took offence when I won at a game so he just attacked me. He pinned me to the ground and tried to strangle me, I almost passed out. I can't even remember who took him off of me that time.
The second time, we were teenagers and at our aunts house, hanging with our cousins. This time I didn't even have to win at a game because he was just in a bad mood and I clearly said the wrong thing and he attacked me again. And again, he tried to choke me to death. This time, however, my other older cousin (one I was close to) was there and he helped me and kicked the shit out of him and chucked him out the house. I have hardly seen my would be murderer in about 20 years as he moved away. The last time I saw him, he spoke to me as though nothing happened but he did boast that he hired a guy to kill someone who pissed him off......

So, yeah, sorry for the downer but I had a shitty childhood, was bullied a lot but I have evolved (I think) into a good person. I have never broken the law (except, downloading which is crap, sure but nothing major) and I try to treat people with the respect I would like to get. All of this is due to my mum, who, when I was 15, fell pregnant again and changed her life around. If it wasn't for my mum I don't know where (or indeed, my mum) would be right now. Probably Wales. Ugh, can you imagine?

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I know, I'll regret this if only because I don't know when to stop. Cock it, here goes, please be kind-

My name is Jimmy and I'm a DiF-aholic......I'm 35 and when I was a kid I had many interests and aspirations. I loved comics (but British ones, I wasn't really into superhero ones) and wanted to be an artist. I used to quite good when I was a kid, especially copying characters (my Fred Flinstone was legendary at school....hey, it was the 80s). When I first started watching movies, I wanted to be a stuntman, I was quite the daredevil. I used to 'impress' other kids by jumping out of windows and shit I really shouldn't have done. I took it a bit too far one dy by getting hit by a car for real. Ok, it was an accident but it fucked my back up, I still get pain today. At high school, I did drama class for 2 years. I was the only guy in the class with 12 females. That was fun.  I am an atheist and was not brought up religiously in any way, shape or form. My dad left when I was a baby and my mum used to drink a lot (she was young) so I was brought up by my gran (who has since passed away) but my mum has since got her shit together and is the kindest most amazing person I know. 
I went to college at 21 and did Media Studies for a year and Communications for 2. I got praise and actual credit for my scriptwriting classes so I thought that was my calling. In the meantime, I put my 'stunt skills' and acting to good use performing in videos for others, my favourite was when I faked a load of 'goofs' for one video, falling down stairs and flubbing my lines etc. I still talk to some of the people I went to college with but none I went to high school with because they are a bunch of bullying cunts that made my life hell. I have worked in retail ever since leaving college except that 3 year period where I was unemployed.
I have a sister 15 years my junior and a foster sister. I have been mistaken for being gay too many times to mention. I still love 80s music, 80s film, 80s tv shows, especially the cartoons and I am a huge fan of Hanna-Barbera, cartoon voice artists and The Muppets. I cried when William Hanna, Joe Barbera, Jim Henson and Mel Blanc died. I make no apologies for my love for all those things. My new ambition is to be a podcaster.......

Oh, and I have a psycho cousin who has tried to kill me twice. Annnnnnnnd- go......