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Dean wrote:

We get what you guys are talking about with the numbers too. But they're big for a reason...

"probably a bit of import/export and commodities investing,"

What? You mean like... stuff imported from china?

"real estate, and smalltime moneylending (he is "welcome" at the London Stock Exchange and has a warehouse, probably for loan collateral and wholesale goods)."

Access to wealthy people willing to invest... and warehouse space to store.. I don't know... Imported Opium?

In our story Marley had a lot more going on before he died than money lending...

lol Well, SOMEBODY must have been importing it, and it was perfectly legal. It had a weird status as shameful foreign vice and panacea (including for colicky babies!).

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(7 replies, posted in Creations)

I noticed the currency thing too. Pre-decimalization British currency was pretty confusing. Don't forget the "ha'penny" and "groat" in addition to pounds, shillings, and pence! wink 30 pounds would have been about a year's wages for a good job (Cratchit made 39 pounds a year as clerk), so it's hard to imagine too many people owing Scrooge that much. Scrooge & Marley's was some unspecified sort of investment business, probably a bit of import/export and commodities investing, real estate, and smalltime moneylending (he is "welcome" at the London Stock Exchange and has a warehouse, probably for loan collateral and wholesale goods).

Dean wrote:

wow.  Is that yours? Great minds eh? (shite...)

Yeah, I wrote that December 2010 and posted on the forum. (Nobody cared. hmm) Yours is of course quite different, and the original is already a ghost story; it's not that big a leap to make it a horror story.

Great beginning!

1,503

(7 replies, posted in Creations)

Terrific!

/I'll just leave this here....

1,504

(2 replies, posted in Creations)

I think the twist works just fine. The thing that might work better is establishing why this Camaro-American man needs to be in a hurry. He seemed quite leisurely in the first half.

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(56 replies, posted in Creations)

Matt Vayda wrote:

All I've got is the built in one on my MBP, though if this goes well and I decide to do a few more I'd like to invest in one  of those Snowballs.

The Macbook has a surprisingly good built-in mike. It's not ideal because it tends to be echoey just because the speaker tends to be quite a distance from it.

The Doctor from Speakeasy Commentaries uses his built-in Macbook mike for commentaries and his Comic Book Outsiders podcast (which is actually as much about movies, TV, and books as it is about outsider comics and highly recommended).

1,506

(56 replies, posted in Creations)

By the way, what sort of microphones do potential participants have? I have a high-quality Samson USB mike. The Snowball USB mikes are also very good. Headset mikes vary broadly.

Sound quality on these depends to a great extent on everyone having a decent mike and knowing how to avoid puffing and whatnot.

1,507

(56 replies, posted in Creations)

That should work for me. I'll make a point of having an opinion.

Here is the Internet Movie Car Database page for F&F 1.

1,508

(198 replies, posted in Episodes)

Why should we care about theatrical ticket sales as opposed to overall revenue? That's like worrying that sex is in a slump even tho births are up just because fewer people are doing it missionary style.

/was planning on making that analogy about cars
//not sure what happened

And now I've just watched Nic Cage's Season of the Witch. I liked this more than it deserved. I think with a little better director and another pass at the dialog (and three months of dialog coaching), it could have been quite good.

If this is as close as we get to proper Dungeons & Dragons movies, I'll take several more of these.

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Of course, given that pretty much everybody dies, there won't be any sequels to this particular story.

Now I've just watched Pirates 4. It was fairly fun, but the storytelling was weirdly inept. Characters waft about on the perimeters for most of the movie and then are trumped up as important. Motivations and loyalties are murky at best. Magic beans are sort of hand-waved into existence (zombiefied deck officers? a prophecy?).

I just watched Super 8 and the deja vu was almost unbearable. It is the Surrogates of Spielbergia.

1,512

(2,061 replies, posted in Episodes)

Just watched Super 8. Down in Front really needs to do that and play spot-the-Spieldberg. First one to 20 points wins.

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(56 replies, posted in Creations)

Use Skype and record using Call Graph (for Windows machines anyway). Each participant should record in separated stereo at the same rate. That way, your voice is on one track and everyone else's voice is on the other track.

http://www.zarban.com/call-graph-settings.jpg

You can then combine all the single-voice tracks in Audacity or whatever and balance volume and reduce noise on each track separately. That's particularly useful for silencing false starts and shifting comments slightly forward or backward to reduce overlapping comments.

I'd be happy to be involved. I'm a big car guy, altho at the moment I've never even seen the first film. However, my schedule is tight for the next couple of weeks.

1,514

(84 replies, posted in Episodes)

Dorkman wrote:

As a commentary it was disastrous, but the Keith Richards bits were pretty damn funny

Really? I don't remember it that way. I thought it was fine, and I kind of LIKE the second movie, even tho I agree with all the criticism. (I even immediately watched the third one again after the recording session, partly because I totally dig Keira Knightley in that Chinese suit.)

/add "Keira" and "Knightley" to spelling dictionary

1,515

(2,061 replies, posted in Episodes)

Jimmy B wrote:

Species is a poor film

Hey, there are thousands of starving children in China who would love to have Natasha Henstridge's boobs. Be thankful for what you have.

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(31 replies, posted in Episodes)

This was great!

I also am a fiend for crew commentaries. I listen to them less now than I used to, but I still listen to nearly every commentary on nearly every movie that I buy. And I too frequently buy DVDs almost solely because they have commentaries.

One of the things that bugs me about it-was-so-cold commentaries is that these are usually Californians talking, and I'm from the snowbelt. I'm betting it WASN'T all THAT cold, so screw you. (I offer obvious exceptions to Kurt Russell on The Thing and the crew of Empire Strikes Back.)

1,517

(14 replies, posted in Creations)

First it made me snort. Then it made me groan. Then it made me smile. Then it made me laugh. Then it made me all warm inside. Then it made me type this.

The English Patent
Rory Butcher (Steve Coogan) takes out a patent on being English and tries to get all English people to pay him for the privilege of having tea and saying “brilliant” and “bollocks” and “wanker”. He is roundly denounced in Parliament by Michael Caine, who explains a lot of things about being English that not many people know.

Weekend at Ernie’s
Young producers fired from the BBC (Elijah Wood and Tom Felton) use arcane magic to resurrect the corpses of British broadcasting legends Morcambe and Wise. Over a weekend at a beach house formerly owned by Ernie Wise, they learn to puppet and command the zombies convincingly enough to avoid being murdered by a hit man AND create a hit comedy show.

The Station Gent
An American woman (Kate Hudson) about to embark on a scenic train ride across England meets a dapper Englishman (Jude Law) who turns out to be an impoverished East End actor hired by the tour company to give tourists a taste of Jolly Olde England. He redeems himself to her by beating up some chavs.

1,519

(449 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Rikkitikkitaavi wrote:

Bobcat Goldthwait's God Bless America

Thoughts?

I immediately recognized the Glenn Beck guy speaking when Obama-as-Hitler is on at the beginning as TV's Frank, from MST3K. And Joel Murray looks amazing in this. I remember him from comedies in the '80s. I don't know him from Mad Men. This will or die on his performance, and it looks really good.

1,520

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fcw wrote:

Hey, Teague, can I have a pony?

[makes doe eyes at Zarban]

Look, I will use this new power, but I will not abuse it.

By the way, Teague, please extend franking privileges to Brian. Don't ask; it's complicated.

1,521

(2,061 replies, posted in Episodes)

I saw The Dark Crystal when it came out in my hometown theater at the age of 15 or so and found it weird and unsatisfying. In theory it was exactly the sort of thing I should love (being myself weird and unsatisfying) but instead it sort of felt like watching an awkward off-Broadway stage show.

I showed a few minutes of it and Labyrinth to my 8-y-o niece and nephew recently, and they picked Labyrinth without a second thought.

1,522

(29 replies, posted in Episodes)

You were right on the money, Seth.

/Teague, give him a dollar

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(29 replies, posted in Episodes)

This was a great commentary! Lots of fun and background and analysis. Great work all around.

However, I will call BS on the idea that animators ever put in nudie shots and whatnot. The animator drew only the key frames. Those went to the junior animator in-betweeners, who drew a few extra frames between them to fill out the timing. Those went to inkers to be inked. Those then went to the colorists—most of whom were women—to be painted. And the finished cells went to the photographer to be shot. All that work was also looked at by supervisors.

There was a famous case of, I think, The Rescuers home video release having a topless woman in a window in one frame, but that was done by a post-production guy pasting in a little photo.

Corps Bride
Amber Heard is a lesbian Marine who fights sexism, homophobia, and—from both senator Paul Reubens and superior officer Kristanna Loken—sexual harassment. She endures all to get the chance to marry the love of her life, Tila Tequila. Key scene: "I'm a lesbian, Senator." "I know you are. But what am I?"

A Few God Men
A Scientologist chaplain in the US Navy prosecutes a tight-knit group of Catholic chaplains for unspeakable crimes of the usual sort. Key scene: "You can't fondle the youth!"

Ra, NCIS
The Egyptian god of the sun comes to earth and joins the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, accompanied by Set, his donkey-headed companion, who travels inconspicuously by taking the form of a talking mule. Key scene: "O great Ra, we have built a temple in your honor, as you have commanded! Will you now investigate the case of a petty officer's wife whose body was found in a submerged car?"

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(56 replies, posted in Episodes)

Somehow, I thought The Lion King was on the extended list, if not the short list. That makes me sad. How sad? Boy George sad.

I know all there is to know about the Lion King
I've seen my share of the Lion King

First there is singing, then there are sighs
And then before you know where you are
Mufasa just dies

One day soon I'm gonna ask Zazu about the Lion King
And if he knows maybe he'll explain

Why there are heartaches, why there are tears
And what to do to stop feeling blue
When Scar reappears

First there are zebras, then hyena strife
“Hakuna Matata,” “Can You Feel the Love,”
And “The Circle of Life”

Don’t claim there’s “SEX” in the Lion King
That’s just “SFX” in the Lion King
Don’t watch Simba’s Pride; it’s no Lion King
Don’t take Kimba’s side against the Lion King