How odd that Dorkman responded to my post, when it was clearly meant as Brian-bait.  smile

But, props for digging up a Pink Five pic.  My attorneys will be contacting you.

Gregory Harbin wrote:

Think of it this way: say you're a huge Star Trek fan, and someone writes a Trek 'fanfic' that removes everything you love about Star Trek...

That actually happened to me, it was called Star Trek: The Next Generation.

ANYway.  I may check out this "rational Potter" fanfic sometime, but until then, I don't feel my life as a rational person is threatened by the original books.  I enjoy them, but that doesn't mean I think magic is real.  I can even enjoy the occasional Christian-based tale if it's told well, but that doesn't mean I've become a Jehovah's Witness.

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This just in:  Asylum's campaign to have people put 2010: Moby Dick on their Netflix queue has resulted in a "larger than normal" DVD order from Netflix.

So, Moby should be available from Netflix very soon, thanks to all of you who helped game the system.    In the words of Captain Ahab - HA!

/edit:  oops, actually that was just one word.

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Lightwave and Fusion are their weapons of choice.   

However, I did my shots with AE because it's the only comp software I know, fortunately for me they also have AE in-house.

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By the way, if you're a Time/Warner cable subscriber, 2010 Moby Dick is now available On Demand. 

You'll find it very near the top of the list... smile

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Speaking of rewriting history, the speed limit at AES is 15 mph, and there are signs posted everywhere.

yes, Faith Films is a branch of the Asylum, it's their "family" brand that does faith-based movies, kids movies, etc.

Moby was indeed shot on a Red, my first experience working with one.  Overall, I liked using the Red, especially the flexibility it gave us in post. 

Since Moby was never going to release theatrically, and would only be seen in hi-def at best, we could zoom in on the Red footage more than 100% and still be within hi-def resolution.   There were many times we took wide shots and broke them into closeups, very useful for scenes where I hadn't gotten enough coverage.   (When you're making up the shots as you go and there's no script supervisor, sometimes you miss things. smile )

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redxavier wrote:

What budget do Asylum films usually have?

I dunno if Asylum normally reveals their budgets (and I probably gave away too many of their in-house secrets in the commentary as it is) so I won't specifically answer that.

I will say that if your guess at Moby's budget ends in the word "million" then your guess is way too high.

Which probably answers your question - their budgets are amazingly low, so low that DVD sales actually can reap a profit.  And if a particular movie gets picked up by Syfy or something, even better for them.

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Makes me want to try another run at DIF'ing Forbidden Planet...

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Trey wrote:

...nothing would please me more than to see

2010: Moby Dick (6)

at the near-top of Zarban.com...

Less than one week after release, and we're already at

2010: Moby Dick (2)

and thanks to Asylum's brilliant game-the-system titling strategy, right at the top of the page, no scrolling.

I love it when a plan comes together.

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The original Moby design was much more whale-like, with a blunt snout and smaller teeth etc. But just before production started, the design was changed to the more shark-like beast you see in the movie.  (To some extent, due to this news story.)

Asylum knows the giant sea beast business better than I ever will, so I'm good widdit.

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Well, thanks sir.

As for the commentary, as much fun as it was to have a good ol' fashioned "they destroyed my brilliant artistic vision!" wankfest (while at the same time admitting I never actually had one), I should reiterate that the folks at the Asylum pretty much let me do whatever I wanted with their movie, until time ran out.   Which was awfully nice of them.

Also, as mentioned in the commentary, their in-house FX team now has three times the personnel as it did when we made Moby, which has made it possible for them to actually do shots to order, rather than just frantically shoveling pixels over to Editorial.   Which ought to make life easier, both for the FX team and for whoever is directing this month's movie. smile

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Surely in the history of Zarban.com, there have been few, if any, movies that have had TWO commentaries appear online within the first week of DVD release.

By the way, don't tell me if it's actually happened many times before.  Leave me with my illusions.

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I regret nothing.  Well, almost nothing.  Actually, a lot of things.

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I actually knew that, but I was hung up on "violet shifted" because it seemed like that would be the term and it sounded wrong to me.

Shoulda Wikipedia'd it.     Dammit, Trey, think next time...

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That's three, motion carried.

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Oh lord.

Well, I just hope that Tysto is as brilliant and insightful as this reviewer who is my favorite person this week.

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Didja see that?  He actually redshifted.

How about Is That All There Is and Spider?  That'd add up to about a movie-length, we'd just need to do a second un-pause in the middle of the episode.

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redxavier wrote:

Would you guys consider doing commentaries for From the Earth to the Moon and the Right Stuff?

Stand back, everyone - Brian will be arriving at lightspeed any moment to respond to that one. 

/for me, would love to do either or both.  Well, maybe one episode of FtEttM, not the whole thing...

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Hmm, I dunno... is it an official commentary if it consists of the director and an actor/co-editor, plus two other guys asking "okay, so wtf happened here?"    'cause that's kinda the DIF version.  smile

I also did a commentary of sorts with Renee, the first segment is online already but it's only available to paying subscribers at her fansite.

Neither of those I would really call an "official commentary", but I'm not sure the movie needs any more, with two semi-commentaries already out there.

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It was released today, but has been pirate-able via torrent for at least a week already.   

There's no "official" commentary on the DVD, Asylum doesn't tend to do those.   There is however, a making-of and a blooper reel, both of which contain way too much me.

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Zarban wrote:

On a related note, I'm writing my Ahab/Moby Dick slash fiction even now.

And no, Renee O'Connor! You cannot be in it!

I imagine she'll enjoy the break.

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After they study Bowman they decide not to... instead they send him back as a superbeing to keep us in line.

Not that you can really get that from the MOVIE, o'course, but that's what the starbaby is there for.   In the book the first thing he does is destroy all the orbiting weapon platforms.   

You know, like babies do...

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No kidding?  Says here in my book under Rule 34 "See: Rule 42".

I may have an old copy.

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You realize that's the plot of 2001, right?

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He does indeed, to the point where I've seen him being accused of being an employee of The Asylum.   

But I can vouch for the fact that he really isn't - that blog appeared in August when we were in the middle of post on Moby, and I was personal witness to the amazement at the Asylum when they discovered somebody was devoting an entire blog to them.

I guess it's a variation of Internet Rule 42, or maybe a corollary - If It Exists, Somebody Is  A Fan Of It.