Well, they're all being played by posh English spies, Egyptian Spaniard swordsmen, Russian submarine captains, Chicago Irish cops, and a dude from the future who wears a diaper, bandoleers, and thigh-high boots.
TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY, SEAN CONNERY
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Well, they're all being played by posh English spies, Egyptian Spaniard swordsmen, Russian submarine captains, Chicago Irish cops, and a dude from the future who wears a diaper, bandoleers, and thigh-high boots.
TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY, SEAN CONNERY
Some of these you've touched on somewhat already, but they could be expanded upon....
Are movie theaters doomed?
With VFX so much cheaper, why aren't there more good low-budget effects movies?
Is 3D here to stay?
How PG-13 tones down a lot of films that otherwise would have been R
Star Trek: what next? Star Trek 2 story workshop ... Original series TV reboot?
Genres/properties we haven't seen in a while
I'll take that as an "interested".
I strongly think that there will be more Harry Potter material, especially a movie. There's just so much of the wizarding world outside of Hogwarts to explore and SO MUCH MONEY on the table. Seriously, could YOU resist $1 BILLION for the sake of maintaining the artistic integrity of a some children's novels?
I do think the result would fall somewhere between round 1 and round 2. No way Rowling has been planning a secret epilog, but I don't think it would be half-assed either.
Think of the trailer: Hedwig flying ... leaves swirling ... the familiar music, but with a darker tone ... Ginny looking worried ... a scream ... McGonagall: "Something evil has come to Hogwarts" ... flashes of death eaters ... martial music ... Hermione trapped and screaming "Ron!" ... Ron peering boldly in a doorway with his wand lit. ... A first year with a Defence Against the Dark Arts book, addressing an adult: "Professor Potter?" ... Fade to black ... fade up on Harry to Hermione: "Our work isn't finished." ... a slamming door.
Round 3
JK Rowling has confirmed having written another Harry Potter novel, this one describing the death eaters' triggering of a dark threat from within Hogwarts. It reportedly includes a shocking character turn and ends with Harry's rise to youngest headmaster and the birth of his first child. It's a story that Rowling says she's been planning secretly for quite a while and for which she quietly laid in hooks and hints that she made sure were included in the the last three movies.
Rowling has worked with Kloves on the screen adaptation, so the book will be published just weeks before the film debuts. David Yates will direct again, and the whole cast is on board. Budget is 110% of Deathly Hallows 2. Initial reviews are good, and promise that the film will raise eyebrows. It's called Harry Potter and the Curse of Peladon or some such.
Are you in or out?
"Roll the hard 6" is surely a craps reference.
Let's not reopen old wounds.
What has always amazed me is how often in TV retrospectives the cast and crew say they had no idea the show was canceled until it was reported in the news.
That's so cowardly, I can't conceive of it.
The Times regrets the error.
...the Michael vs Brian part, anyway. Michael definitely says it in Star Wars. Teague asks the question with regards to Avatar.
Also, I've always been bothered by how Tennant's throat jitters in the GIF. You can't tell me you visual effects artists haven't noticed that.
I read the rest of it. He makes his case, but I'm not clear why he's so angry. Most writers have always known that three-act structure is not the be-all, end-all of storytelling, but I'm not convinced by his claims of 9-20 acts in some good movies.
Three-act structure is about the protagonist deciding to get involved in the conflict and then later deciding how to put an end to the conflict. Every good story MUST hit those two plot points. Additional plot points are just obstacles to resolving the conflict (Indy losing the Ark multiple times) or revelations that raise the stakes (losing Marion). Three-act structure is just the SIMPLEST way of describing a good story.
Hulk first says you can have any number of acts then touts 5-act structure as the right way to approach structure because it's used by Shakespeare and TV dramas. Ick. Five-act structure won't save you from writing a bad story any more than 3-act structure will (even Shakespeare wrote some crap, after all). I've often noticed that a good movie has a major plot point or two in the middle of act 2—his example of Iron Man is a good one—but so what?
When Tony discovers that Obadiah is trying to screw him, it doesn't change Tony's ability to resolve the basic conflict (ending Stark Industries' involvement in warfare and righting its wrongs). It just raises the stakes, which is something good writers talk all the time.
There's also a moment in Iron Man's act 2 when Rhodie finds out about the suit and wants it for the military, raising the stakes majorly again and setting up the entire second movie. But Hulk ignores that development because it ruins his 5-act theory for that story. But Sid Field would say, "Great! You've chased your protagonist up a tree, and you're throwing some really big rocks at him! Bravo!"
Hulk basically states at the beginning that the act structure of a story should tell you how to write it. But that's a formula and, as an insightful man* once said, there's a difference between form and formula. Three-act structure is a convenient way to think about stories and discuss them with other people in a way that helps you understand the basic elements of the conflict and its resolution; that's all.
* BW Finifter, Down in Front: Star Wars IV: A New Hope, @0:47:30
The point is that Daktari was NOT about the family being attacked by the local wildlife every week. Every so often, sure. But not EVERY week.
Well which is it, Mr. Stokes. Does the show recycle old SeaQuest scripts or does it have the characters attacked by dinosaurs every single week?
And where were you on the night Randolph Blake was murdered with a speargun?!
Hulk verbose and inconveniently formatted.
Now I'm all angry at Wall-E. That movie makes less sense the more I think about it.
You escaped a polluted planet by building a spaceship that AUTOMATICALLY RECYCLES EVERYTHING. Just make some of those on EARTH!
You sent iPod robots down to search for LIFE but gave them weapons and program them to KILL anything that moves!?
Well this was entertaining, but it was an awful lot of nitpicking of details that you all would have happily overlooked if the show was any good. I watched the first half of Terra Nova, and I honestly think you're being way too hard on it about the third child thing. China doesn't sterilize families or kill extra children.
The father goes to prison for assaulting a police officer. The penalty for having an extra child is probably financial, as in China. Also, there would be plenty of doctors who disagreed with the government policy who would help with secret births. It's funny that Trey wanted that stuff explained but he was fine with the original pilot skipping over the whole of the world they left.
Regarding the pollution question, people don't seem to have a problem with Wall-E, which posits an even worse case of the same sort.
Also, about the family who goes to live on the Serengeti being a bad idea.... Is Trey aware that Daktari lasted four seasons?
Princess of Mars really is just awful. Not only does John Carter get to Mars by passing out in a cave(?!), he quickly becomes the greatest warrior in a warrior society of 15-foot tall people with four arms!
Tiny Zarban was Zarban's nickname at the YMCA.
I have my fingers crossed that some of the shots got mixed up between the two movies.
Wait, is this an actual thing or are you just spitballing here?
This is just spitballing. I'll take that as an "interested".
I think the problem here is, it's too soon.
I don't think you can wait much. It'll take two to three years to get it on screen as it is. The adult cast will start retiring / "retiring" with great rapidity, and the young cast won't stay cute forever.
Doesn't look right in Firefox 8 for me, even after restarting with plugins disabled.
I don't use Firebug, but the Firefox error console lists some issues...
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Round 2
JK Rowling has confirmed having provided the story and worked closely with Steve Kloves on a ninth film about Harry Potter, post-Hogwarts, to be followed by a novelization. Alfonso Cuarón will direct, and the whole cast is on board, with a couple of minor exceptions. The story is one Rowling says occurred to her as a "natural extension" of the series before starting Deathly Hallows and involves Harry's tracking down the remaining minions of V across Europe which leads him back to uncover an astonishing secret at Hogwart's, and reputedly ends with him taking a position at the school. Budget is equal to that of Deathly Hallows 2.
You've been busy and the details have been kept quiet, but initial reviews are good. It's called Harry Potter and the Keys of Marinus or some such.
Are you in or out?
Just curious. Let's say Warner Brothers got Rowling to agree to a ninth film about Harry Potter, post-Hogwarts. They get HP editor Mark Day to rookie direct and get the principle cast but few supporters. Rowling gives frozen-smile support to the screenplay, which has something to do with zombies in Romania. Budget is 80% of Deathly Hallows 2.
You've been busy with work and travel, so you come upon a pay showing before hearing any reviews. It's called Harry Potter and the Caves of Androzani or some such.
Are you in or out?
The real question here, I suppose, is: could Potter have a life beyond the novels?
Those outside the US should note that the US just changed from daylight saving time to standard time.
Teague always writes the time as "1 PM PST" even when it should have been "1 PM PDT" all summer, but this esoteric point of time notation is a mere human construct and one more reason that daylight saving time ought to be abolished.
I thought the question was just why cast a different actor than the one used in Iron Man 1. That was Gerard Sanders. The role was just background but he looked the part. John Slattery is great, but it would have been a nice break for a guy like Sanders to carry on that little role.
Now I suppose that Howard Stark is going to become a role like Felix Leiter in the Bond films, being recast higgledy piggledy every time it comes up.
This episode was fun, and got even better once you got The Room and Birdemic out of your systems. Hopefully this means you won't feel the need to do commentaries on them.
Something that bugs me is when people talk about Gigli or Showgirls as being the worst movies ever made. To me, it just shows what a sheltered cinema experience some people have. If those are the worst you've ever seen, count yourself lucky—and sit down and watch a wider variety of movies.
EDIT
Teague, a while ago I noticed that I had way more posts than most people on the forum, so I thought I'd shut up a bit.
Also, confession: on the last two live sessions, I used the name "Elsewhere".
Many on this forum have probably already seen this. But for any who haven't, your nightmare is ready....
The Borg, Q, and the holodeck = 90% of Star Trek suck
Back even before Lost started, I thought that it would be great to have a TV show about people having to create a new society out of nothing. It could be on an island, a different (Earthlike) planet, or whatever—the time-travel idea is terrific. It would be this great adventure/drama that mixes the danger of technophilic humans trying to survive in a wilderness with the drama of people forming a political and economic system.
But Terra Nova is very orderly and controlled, so they start off with pretty much everything they need. But the real problem is that it's just badly written. Even with a ready-made society, it could still be like Spartacus, but it's not.
They could still do a good Star Trek series based on that idea. A sizable starship's crew has to abandon ship and starts an impromptu colony on a planet with weird and dangerous animals. It could even be a group of actual colonists who suffer an accident with some of their equipment, cutting them off from the rest of the Federation.
Master and Commander sort of did what Bullet3 is suggesting but ended up having the opposite problem. They combined (IIRC) book 3 with book 6 because, hey, that's where the good naval battles are.
But the reason those battles are so great in the books is because we've watched our heroes work their way up from a crappy ship to one that can really be effective. Better would have been to collapse books 1, 2, and 3 and get our heroes introduced to each other, have them serve on a crappy ship at first and struggle with an enemy, and then capture the good ship Surprise and plunge into the third act for vengeance on that enemy.
Then, if that was successful, you could collapse books 4, 5 and 6 and get thru the espionage adventures, the romantic entanglements that strain the main characters' friendship, and, resolving that, get them back to sea for a rollicking battle in act 3 that's tied back to the espionage.
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