
Oz: The Horrible and Mind Boggling
Alright, I knew this one was gonna be bad, but boooooy howdy did it ever blow harder than I ever imagined. This one actually makes an interesting counterpoint to the Croods that I talked about in my last post. They both depend heavily on me buying into this really wacky and wild universe and letting that carry the bulk of the weight. And where the Croods succeeded in that, this failed HARD. The problem is that at all times it feels like it's screaming "LOOK HOW COOL IS THIS!! OH MY GOD IT"S SO WEEEEEEIIIIIRD!! DON"T YOU THINK?? IT'S SOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOLL!!"all while trying to shove pages of crayon scribbles and glitter as far into my eye sockets as possible. It suffers from the same problem as Burtons Alice In Wonderland, that tried and failed to do the same thing; it overuses it's digital-ness and so everything very quickly becomes this same monotone digital smear across the screen that fails to hold any attention whatsoever.
The...erm..."acting"...and I use that term incredibly loosely was so overdone and...just bad. I lack the synonyms to properly express it, it was just painful to watch at times. I'm pretty sure everyone thought it was supposed to be awfully charming, but it's like no one even cared. When the characters aren't trying to be some variation of charming they are so completely overdone as to be completely laughable (Literally at the transformation of Mila Kunis' character, I literally burst out laughing, threw my hands and in the air and said "I'm out".
The digital characters felt about as lifeless as the environments did, again just adding to that digital smear accross the screen, not really making themselves known, but not truly blending into the background either. They were just kind of there and apparently I was supposed to care about them, but...eeeh....not so much with the that.
It's been said before, but I'll say it again, James Franco is usually great and can carry a lot on his shoulders, but in this either the weight was too much or something. My main problem with his character is that he such a MASSIVE dick to everyone indiscriminately and without cause. It's like the screenwriters/Franco (Cause I know half that shit was improv) got a one line character description and had to run with it: "Is a massive dick but then later isn't, kinda." Even up til the end his an asshole: Spoilers for the end, but trust me you don't care.
SPOILER
ShowSo he gives presents to everyone, and instead of being cool and giving something thoughtful or respectful, he gives the trumpet player guy this demeaning, ridiculous little smiley face on a stick, and tells him he should smile more or some shit. SERIOUSLY MOVIE!!?? So you have your main character go through all this shit learning that people are more than what they are on the outside, and then at the very end you have him pull shit like that? I hate this guy, I literally hate this man, he's an asshole and should have died.
Ultimately the movie just fails on every front it tries. It's just bad. i can't even say it's pretty because after 30 seconds in Oz everything blurs together and I just wind up feeling like my eyes are at some sort of paint flinging orgy or something. And yeah, just bad... horrible. Adds nothing to the Oz universe and is just 2 hours of an un-entertaining mess.
Honeslty what hurts more than ANY of that... we have James Franco, Mila Kunis and Rachel Weisz, threee incredibly talented and gorgeous people, all on screen together. And it's....this. Ugh.
I'm just gonna be over here in the corner crying.
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So BDA...tell us how you really felt.