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http://i.imgur.com/NxPjns9.jpg

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That POV shot of them breaking through the clouds and seeing him is fucking awesome.

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Dorkman wrote:

I finally got around to NOW YOU SEE ME and I didn't think it was that bad, frankly. Certainly not good, but there were way, way, way worse movies this year.

I thought it was only mediocre, but then the ending twist came and it went straight into utter shit territory. I can't even wrap my mind around how anyone thought the ending was a good idea or made sense in the slightest. It's like they decided to go with the most implausible scenario possible just to surprise people.

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FAVORITE

1) Breaking Bad, S5E14 - "Ozymandias" (I don't give a shit, it counts)
2) The World's End
3) Gravity
4) Elysium
5) Evil Dead

LEAST FAVORITE

1) Now You See Me
2) Now You See Me
3) Now You See Me
4) Now You See Me
5) Now You See Me

NEED TO SEE
Mud
12 Years A Slave
Side Effects
Upstream Color
Oblivion
The Iceman
Fruitvale Station
RED 2
The Wolverine
You're Next
Riddick
Rush
Prisoners
Don Jon
Metallica: Through The Never
Captain Phillips
Escape Plan
The Counselor
Thor: The Dark World
Inside Llewyn Davis
American Hustle
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
The Wolf of Wall Street

If there's one thing I hate, it's losing.
If there's two things I hate, it's losing and malaria.

You guys will get my money, for sure, I just need to get some work done tonight first.

http://youjivinmeturkey.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/clancy-brown-as-kurgan-in-highlander.jpg

I have something to say!

I haven't read a single Harry Potter book.

The only Harry Potter movie I've seen is the first one, and I haven't seen it since it's theatrical release.

I am only mildly intrigued by the premise and mythology. Millions of people love this shit, almost everyone in my demographic (18-30) swears by it as the greatest fiction series ever, and I'm trying to understand what I'm missing.

From what I gather, it's about some orphan kid who finds out he's a wizard, goes to a school of wizards, hangs out with his friends and enemies, has some misadventures with his pals, and periodically throws down with some noseless jackass who killed his parents - but was presumed dead himself - many years ago. Eventually, the noseless jackass comes back from the dead completely and then Harry and his gang stomp his ass before living happily ever after.

I know that's a gross oversimplification but perhaps one of you kind folks could resell it to me. Why is it so universally revered? What is it that you love about it so much? Is it really worth watching all 8 movies?

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(262 replies, posted in Episodes)

Can we please let the hatefest of Now You See Me commence before we get into things that are debatable or at least have some redeeming aspects? I need a good old fashioned trashing of a universally despised piece of shit - although for some reason, NYSM made money.

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(14 replies, posted in Movie Stuff)

Is it true this is the funniest movie since Amistad?

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Trey wrote:

Disney, on the other hand, is a corporation that will happily sell anything to the public if the public will buy it.

I want a 4K restoration of the Holiday Special, complete with commentary track from a coked up Carrie Fisher. I will buy it and cherish it forever.

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Correct, it is an insult to his greatness. Believe in evolution? Please. Mac thoroughly debunked that nonsense.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83312445/

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Ray Liotta rules so hard in Something Wild. There's no point in even watching the first half, it just pales in comparison to when he shows up.

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This is the best badass line in Breaking Bad. It's the moment that Walter realizes the mundane suburban life of his past can't satisfy him anymore. He's had the taste of power from the meth business and there is simply no going back to teaching kids, fixing the house and playing husband.

Sadly, I can't find the whole scene on YouTube. The shot of him standing in line with the paint cans really sells the moment home; just the look of boredom on his face. Also, I love the synchronization between the checkout scanner and the zoom cuts on Walter's face, but whatever, this still rules with just the punchline.

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(6 replies, posted in Creations)

Faldor wrote:

Nice hat dude!

All credit for that goes to Jimmy Bishop. We shot my interview at his place and just before we began the first take, he rummaged through his girlfriend's closet and found the glasses, hat, and jacket. It perfectly enhanced the art school look.

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I had to shoot a series of interviews for a class so I decided to make it fun for myself and entirely fictional. I hope you all enjoy it. Feel free to bash/praise me however you please.

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Jimmy B wrote:

Predator- 'I ain’t got time to bleed'

I couldn't figure out which quote from Predator to include. We might as well post the entire script. Fun fact: Teague still hasn't seen that movie but he has the audacity to call himself a man.

I'd love to see a Punisher series instead of the blind guy, but it's never gonna happen.

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MacReady's response to the ultimate Thing roaring at him.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:
Ewing wrote:

Yeah, there will be other monsters but Godzilla himself is not heroic. It'll be more like Jurassic Park style fights.

That fits in with the whole "Godzilla-as-force-of-nature" idea that the director keeps mentioning. It'll be that scene from Pacific Rim with all the people running to the bunker...but a whole movie where we get to know those characters.

Wait, isn't that basically Cloverfield?

Yeah, except Cloverfield didn't have Walter fucking White.

Trey wrote:

Hummingbirds aren't real.  RON PAUL 2012

http://i.imgur.com/Kvn5veS.gif

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Yeah, there will be other monsters but Godzilla himself is not heroic. It'll be more like Jurassic Park style fights.

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(473 replies, posted in Episodes)

Do you know what movies had very little behind the scenes drama? At least that we know about? Hitler.

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(262 replies, posted in Episodes)

Trey wrote:

And I didn't think the ending could possibly disappoint me even further... but it did.  Kind of an achievement, that.

Indeed. As if the movie wasn't already dumb enough, the ending sends it right over the edge into total utter stupidity.

SPOILER Show
Did the Four Horsemen know Ruffalo was their benefactor from the beginning or did they only find out at the end? Regardless, neither works at all when looking back at the movie. If they knew from the beginning, then there would be no reason to stage the entire car chase with David Franco's death after the FBI ambushed him at the apartment. Ruffalo could have just given them a heads up that they were coming to the apartment or he could have even just shifted the FBI's direction from the apartment and avoided the situation entirely. But if they were set on faking Franco's death, did they only count on a car chase? What if the cops hadn't commandeered a vehicle? Did they have a backup plan for faking his death if it turned into a foot chase? And if they only found out about Ruffalo at the end, why did they stick to only duping Caine, Freeman and the safe company? They were so skilled at performing heists, it would be pointless to waste their time on just those three instead of finding the richest person/bank possible and robbing them blind.

On a somewhat similar note, why did Ruffalo act like a clueless dolt even when no else was around? For instance, Melanie Laurent is sleeping and then Ruffalo is awake. He notices a book about The Eye and looks puzzled and confused by it. He already knows all about The Eye, there's no reason for him to read the book like it holds a bunch of secrets. Better yet, why even follow any leads in the case at all? Wouldn't it have made more sense for Ruffalo to sabotage the entire investigation?

Not to mention, Ruffalo's motivation and backstory becomes beyond convoluted and just a total mess after the twist is revealed. Ruffalo wanted to get revenge on everyone he blamed for his father's death. That's a fine motivation but the way he went about it is nonsensical. Why spend years becoming an FBI agent if the way he achieved his goal was through a magic show / heist? It'd be like joining the military and then using a bakery to get back at his enemies. Why not just use the tools already at his disposal? He's in the FBI, wouldn't it be easier just pursue cases against those involved? Or, since he's apparently amazing at covering his own tracks, so why not just break into Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine's homes and plant incriminating evidence on them? There's no reason to go through the insanely meticulous planning of the most elaborate magic show / heist ever.

Why did Ruffalo even blame anyone besides Michael Caine? Caine's company refused to pay the insurance. That's a totally acceptable reason for Ruffalo to go after him, but what did Freeman and the safe company do to warrant revenge? Freeman made his living by exposing magic tricks. Ruffalo's father decided to come up with a suicidal trick that couldn't be exposed and died while performing it. What exactly did Freeman do wrong? It's not like he tampered with the safe so his dad couldn't escape. All he did was show people how tricks were performed. That hardly justifies locking Freeman up for the rest of his life.

As for the safe company, Ruffalo says the safe warped at the bottom of the river and trapped his dad. Last I checked, safes are made for the sole purpose of securing objects against theft. They do not make safes to function as an escapable pod at the bottom of a river. How is the safe company even remotely at fault for his father's own stupidity? His father decided to preform a magic trick without first properly testing it's safety. That's on him, not the safe company. Imagine if his father had died while preforming a trick that involved swallowing a grenade, only for the grenade to go off while it was being swallowed. Would Ruffalo blame the weapons company for making a grenade that couldn't be swallowed safely? No, because that's fucking stupid, just like this entire piece of shit movie.

Granted, I saw this movie while I was drinking heavily and by the end of it, I was pretty wasted so it's entirely possible the movie explained some of this.