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Welcome sir! Dig around, bump old threads, frolic about, do what ya do.

yikes

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smile

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Wow. That was amazing.

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pssst, hey doc include the question in the answer, what is this like your first on-camera interview, gawd

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Is it synthetic?

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redxavier, it was different kinds of soda.

BDA, I did say you typically don't suck on it. wink

Doc Sub, it's all yours.

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Is it synthetic?

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Soda can.

smile

Whoever's up next, let us know when you have an object in mind.

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1. It is not a living thing.
2. Boobs are not involved.
3. It is not fictional, it exists in our universe.
4. But not much of our universe - it has not been to space, to my knowledge.
5. I imagine it does not taste like walrus. I don't know for sure. I'd need a walrus to find out.
6. You could certainly hold it in your hand.
7. People do not eat it, no.
8. It is used to help you consume edible material.
9. It is not used for entertainment. Unless you're oddly easy to entertain.
10. It is not chopsticks.
11. It serves one purpose, but there are many internal varieties.
12. You can certainly suck on it to make it work, but you typically don't.
13. It is not a bottle.
14. It is not exactly a glass.
15. It is not a pipe.
16. You do not use it to effect the consistency of a food item at all.
17. It is generally used to help you consume liquids!
18. Not a thermometer.
19. It is a kind of cup, I suppose, but you wouldn't call this thing a cup because we have a different word for exactly what it is.

One more question, then any one person gets to guess.

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1. It is not a living thing.
2. Boobs are not involved.
3. It is not fictional, it exists in our universe.
4. But not much of our universe - it has not been to space, to my knowledge.
5. I imagine it does not taste like walrus. I don't know for sure. I'd need a walrus to find out.
6. You could certainly hold it in your hand.
7. People do not eat it, no.
8. It is used to help you consume edible material.
9. It is not used for entertainment. Unless you're oddly easy to entertain.
10. It is not chopsticks.
11. It serves one purpose, but there are many internal varieties.
12. You can certainly suck on it to make it work, but you typically don't.
13. It is not a bottle.
14. It is not exactly a glass.
15. It is not a pipe.
16. You do not use it to effect the consistency of a food item at all.
17. It is generally used to help you consume liquids!
18. Not a thermometer.

Two questions left! Make 'em count!

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1. It is not a living thing.
2. Boobs are not involved.
3. It is not fictional, it exists in our universe.
4. But not much of our universe - it has not been to space, to my knowledge.
5. I imagine it does not taste like walrus. I don't know for sure. I'd need a walrus to find out.
6. You could certainly hold it in your hand.
7. People do not eat it, no.
8. It is used to help you consume edible material.
9. It is not used for entertainment. Unless you're oddly easy to entertain.
10. It is not chopsticks.
11. It serves one purpose, but there are many internal varieties.
12. You can certainly suck on it to make it work, but you typically don't.
13. It is not a bottle.
14. It is not exactly a glass.
15. It is not a pipe.
16. You do not use it to effect the consistency of a food item at all.
17. It is generally used to help you consume liquids!

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(211 replies, posted in Off Topic)

1. It is not a living thing.
2. Boobs are not involved.
3. It is not fictional, it exists in our universe.
4. But not much of our universe - it has not been to space, to my knowledge.
5. I imagine it does not taste like walrus. I don't know for sure. I'd need a walrus to find out.
6. You could certainly hold it in your hand.
7. People do not eat it, no.
8. It is used to help you consume edible material.
9. It is not used for entertainment. Unless you're oddly easy to entertain.
10. It is not chopsticks.
11. It serves one purpose, but there are many internal varieties.
12. You can certainly suck on it to make it work, but you typically don't.
13. It is not a bottle.
14. It is not exactly a glass.
15. It is not a pipe.
16. You do not use it to effect the consistency of a food item at all.

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(211 replies, posted in Off Topic)

1. It is not a living thing.
2. Boobs are not involved.
3. It is not fictional, it exists in our universe.
4. But not much of our universe - it has not been to space, to my knowledge.
5. I imagine it does not taste like walrus. I don't know for sure. I'd need a walrus to find out.
6. You could certainly hold it in your hand.
7. People do not eat it, no.
8. It is used to help you consume edible material.
9. It is not used for entertainment. Unless you're oddly easy to entertain.
10. It is not chopsticks.
11. It serves one purpose, but there are many internal varieties.
12. You can certainly suck on it to make it work, but you typically don't.
13. It is not a bottle.

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(211 replies, posted in Off Topic)

1. It is not a living thing.
2. Boobs are not involved.
3. It is not fictional, it exists in our universe.
4. But not much of our universe - it has not been to space, to my knowledge.
5. I imagine it does not taste like walrus. I don't know for sure. I'd need a walrus to find out.
6. You could certainly hold it in your hand.
7. People do not eat it, no.
8. It is used to help you consume edible material.
9. It is not used for entertainment. Unless you're oddly easy to entertain.
10. It is not chopsticks.
11. It serves one purpose, but there are many internal varieties.
12. You can certainly suck on it to make it work, but you typically don't.

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(211 replies, posted in Off Topic)

1. It is not a living thing.
2. Boobs are not involved.
3. It is not fictional, it exists in our universe.
4. But not much of our universe - it has not been to space, to my knowledge.
5. I imagine it does not taste like walrus. I don't know for sure. I'd need a walrus to find out.
6. You could certainly hold it in your hand.
7. People do not eat it, no.
8. It is used to help you consume edible material.
9. It is not used for entertainment. Unless you're oddly easy to entertain.

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(211 replies, posted in Off Topic)

1. It is not a living thing.
2. Boobs are not involved.
3. It is not fictional, it exists in our universe.
4. But not much of our universe - it has not been to space, to my knowledge.
5. I imagine it does not taste like walrus. I don't know for sure. I'd need a walrus to find out.
6. You could certainly hold it in your hand.
7. People do not eat it, no.

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(211 replies, posted in Off Topic)

1. It is not a living thing.
2. Boobs are not involved.
3. It is not fictional, it exists in our universe.
4. But not much of our universe - it has not been to space, to my knowledge.
5. I imagine it does not taste like walrus. I don't know for sure. I'd need a walrus to find out.
6. You could certainly hold it in your hand.

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(211 replies, posted in Off Topic)

1. It is not a living thing.
2. Boobs are not involved.
3. It is not fictional, it exists in our universe.
4. But not much of our universe - it has not been to space, to my knowledge.
5. I imagine it does not taste like walrus. I don't know for sure. I'd need a walrus to find out.

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1. It is not a living thing.
2. Boobs are not involved.

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As of question twenty, if the answer has not been guessed, I say what it was and the next poster indicates that they've got an item in mind and questions begin anew.

Yes or no questions only, please.

I have something in mind. Ask away.

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Yep, we're workin' on it. In the meantime, you should still have new episodes coming into your iTunes if you're subscribed, and you can manually add a podcast to your subscriptions with the RSS feed that's linked at the top of the page.

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I like that idea, myself.  cool

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This was a lot of fun.

Also, I think it's actually the longest episode of DIF ever, so, hooray! We've entertained you for half your work day!

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I want your Cards As Weapons book.

Welcome to the forum. Give me your book.

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Hooray! A movie!