1 Reply by kengemberling

(25 replies, posted in Episodes)

The sun shines on the grand opening of the brand new local Iowa VFW. Private Reiben (Ed Burns) having finally tracked down that little shit that cost his friends their lives, squarely lands a punch in his face. Private Ryan (Matt Damon) instinctively returns his volley. In the aftermath of broken furniture and glass, wasted alcohol, injured bystanders, blood, tears, and yes sweat; the two men have it out. In a heap Ryan realizes who he has been fighting, and is told the story of how many lives it took to save his.

  Or, maybe nothing that hackneyed happened. Maybe, in the years between the end of World War II and Ryan finally being able to take that trip to Europe with his family (What is so wrong with being into big tits?); Reiber ran into him, and told the story. Ryan thought it a good gesture to visit the white crosses of the men who saved him and Spielberg thought it a good idea for his little war movie.

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2 Reply by kengemberling

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I like:
Shark Brain
Unpause
The Intermission
Presented with Comment
The Front Row
Geekza
Coffee & Bagels
In the Back Row
Fridge Logic
Press Play
Concessions

I submit:
The logo Unpause/Play (=/>)
The reverse logo Play/Unpause (>/=)
Movie Melee (taken)
The Mansion (my favorite)

I derived this subtitle from a previous post.
New name, same movies, same people, same ideas, same podcast.

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3 Reply by kengemberling

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The following is a letter I found burried deep within the archives of... "THE INTERNET"


Dear Michael "Dorkman" Scott,

  Recently, on your "podcast", you made reference to a damaged car bumper. You suggested that the bumper in question, was repaired by using a piece of styrofoam to fill in the empty space. Well I am here to inform you that you sir, are W-R-O-N-G. First, the E.P.A. has outlawed the use and manufacture of STYROfoam for decades. I highly doubt automakers would risk hefty fines, from the government, in order use a sturdier foam product. That is right Michael, car bumpers (these days) are MADE from foam wrapped in a fiberglass shell. I mean come on, everybody knows that.

Truely,
name withheld to protect from the wrath of Dorkman


  So thats what I found. Pretty eerie huh? I imagine this high pitched nasely drone, snarking it up all day long, on who ever this is.

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4 Reply by kengemberling

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I recently witnessed NBC's Revolution pilot on Hulu. Physics went crazy and all the batteries and lighters in the whole world stopped working (and all the electricity). As DIF's (Trey specificly) comments on Terra Nova are so entertaining and enjoyable, has this show sparked any great commentary (good or bad)?

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5 Reply by kengemberling

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Pandorum. I like to hear Brian talk about hard scifi. And I want to hear how hard this scifi is. Plus, Mini Pitt makes me smile.

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6 Reply by kengemberling

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Woo Hoo, I get to rotoscope again!

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7 Reply by kengemberling

(431 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I am Josh Brown.

  I lift boxes and I would love to help finish The Pink Five saga.

  I used to bring Teague little cups of water from the water cooler at DAVE School, to help prevent him from getting more kidney stones (sorry I wasn't there for you this past time man). I was the over active camera operator during the filming of Geekza's Billy West episode. Tesla forced me into letting her walk on the upright's keyboard during the recording of the commentary for Monsters inc. All of those things being said; I supposed I heard of DIF from ChloeZ at work one day.

  I have never had any serious injuries, but I do have scars. Getting them involved glass, brooms, tables, bicycles, and teeth.

  I like a slice from Punzone's with everything on it.

  I've ruined my (step)sisters life enough.

  I am finally rejoining the forum in order to help finish The Pink Five saga. I sent Trey an email, at the first mention of starting a project that would need free labor (I did very minimal work on Ark). I have been reviewing the tutorials at ryan-w.com in order to be more adept at rotoscoping light sabers. I am available to work four hours each weekday between noon and 4pm est. (that is 9am to 1pm pst.). and all day saturdays.

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