Hi, I'm Ellbey. I'm Bathilda's sister. Michelle Pfeiffer is our cousin!

I like to talk about movies while watching movies. Now that Bathilda and I don't live together I've had to find other people to put up with my commentary during movies. Thankfully I have an accommodating circle of film nerd friends, but even they have limits for story dissection. And now I'm here.

I'm also a spec screenwriter, but for kicks I make wedding invitations and cry over why two hues of gold aren't matching while listening to Enrique Iglesias' "I can be your hero baby" ... OH Wait, pretty sure I do that to pay rent.

Glad to be officially registered!

P.S. In high school, my sis sewed us matching jedi costumes for Halloween. We still have them.