Damnit, this is the worst. It's not like he slowly aged and was losing it, he was still on top of his game and juggling like 6 different projects, and a week later, dead. just fuck this

oh, correction: Roeper reviewed GI Joe on Ebert's site.  Ebert's last review really was The Host.

/goddammitsomuch

Wow, its one of the weirdest things to read. It sounds cold, but I know it was inevitable, but I really didn't expect it.
RIP Roger

One of my favourite Ebert quotes was this gem on Freddy Got Fingered-

“This movie doesn’t scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn’t the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn’t below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.”

And this one on B.A.P.S.-

"My guess is that African Americans will be offended by the movie, and whites will be embarrassed. The movie will bring us all together, I imagine, in paralyzing boredom."

And then these-

"I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than The Brown Bunny."

"The Last Airbender is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented."

"Battlefield Earth is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way."

Its funny that you have the Battlefield Earth review and I just watched another one from SFDebris.
Ah, to be united with anger towards a movie

Attention all people responsible for my love of film in some way: Please stop dying.