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Totally...and then proceeds to overdo it, long after it was a good idea. smile

So, bringing it back on track...And please hear me out on this one: House Arrest (released summer of '96, but made more than a year before then).

House Arrest is about a family (headlined by Kevin Pollak and Jamie Lee Curtis) who are out of love with each other. They announce to their kids that separation is eminent. Their son can't accept it, and decides to lock his parents in the basement of their home and keep them there until they work things out.

A few of the kids in his class at school catch wind of this plan and decide to do the same to their own parents, but they bring their folks to the hero's basement (so as to keep things localized and together). As the groups of parents fight it out (including Jennifer Tilly, who is being punished for dressing like and acting like her daughter, played by Jennifer Love Hewitt, in order to not grow up and be her "best friend"), the groups of kids attempt to "play house", all with disastrous and mostly slapstick results.

By the end, Pollak and Curtis rediscover that spark, another couple get divorced but decide to become working partners and Tilly learns to grow up and be a parent (only not so much, but I'll get into that in a moment).

The problem with the movie, I feel, is not all of the ideas are executed to their fullest potential and the rest are played more for wacky, shallow, child-friendly comedy. For example, Wallace Shawn gets stuck in a window like Winnie the Pooh, Jamie Lee Curtis encounters rats, falls down a laundry chute and splits her pants, Ray Walston gets strung upside down from a tree and the kids make some horrible, junk-based dinner to feed their parents.

I feel to remake it into a "good" film (and some of these elements ARE there, which is why I kind of enjoy the film in its current state), it would be better to age the kids to adolescence (15 to 17), strip down the cast of characters on both sides, like putting some characters' arcs and issues into another. For instance, Make Tilly's character not just a big kid who is too sisterly to her daughter, but ALSO be the one to gain her husband's respect by becoming his equal partner in work, even though they still get divorced. It would also help to juxtapose the adults' arguments with the kids (now teens) upstairs, attempting to play house and be something of a functioning, domestic unit and discovering just how hard it can be, thus allowing them to relate to and sympathize with their respective parents. Finally, overhaul the tone and sense of humor to something much more smart and serious. Instead of a loud, obnoxious, half-hearted kids film, turn it into a charming, poignant family film.

If John Hughes were still with us, I'd throw his name in an instant to re-write and direct (but less Home Alone and more The Breakfast Club).

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Thought of another one.  Titanic should be remade from Jack's perspective.  He was conning Rose the whole time, and Billy Zane was right.

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So that would make David Warner the hero? I love it.

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

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zarban

Eddie Doty

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Not even the same thing. I know that's the catch-phrase (is it even a phrase? it's one word...), but it's pretty much the most annoying thing about the chipmunks. It worked back in the day because all you had was audio. It was just you listening to the chipmunks, Alvin would fuck up, Dave would yell at him. You don't really need to do that when you've got a plot, an actual character and moving pictures to go along with the audio.

I'm just adapting the property to the intended medium. There are a dozen ways you could visually get across that Dave is super pissed and frustrated at Alvin, and any of them would be less stupid than just having him yell like a psychopath.

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I don't even want to picture what Smurfette would look like...

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It would be interesting to adapt the original books and not the cartoon. Those, from what I understand, are social satire (one reason everyone is named after their job). Also, ALL they say is "smurf", making the international version much easier to create smile

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At least they don't have to plug their hair into anything, and I don't think he's planning on interfacing with that snail...

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Clive Barker's Nightbreed.

Remade by Guillermo del Toro.

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A movie that didn't need remaking/rebooting/reimaging was Friday the 13th.  mad

They were just 2 movies away from a guaranteed money feast of a sequel -> Friday the 13th part 13 (to be released on Friday 13th, September, 2013), and what did they decide to do - take us back to the beginning and start again. Why o why o why would they do that ?????  roll

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They Live always struck me as something that could be a very cool remake.

Also I wanted a good and funny reboot and/or homage to the original pink panther films, because the crap that
Steve Martin did was unforgivable.

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Reboot the Dollars Trilogy. Shoot them back-to-back and release them within a year of each other. Make them "event" movies. Cast Hollywood's biggest badass to star and get the Coens to direct (after True Grit, I have faith that they can do remakes of Westerns).

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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So i was thinking about this over the weekend and was trying to figure out a way to just embrace the whole remake culture.  instead of rebooting/remaking a film, would there be anyway to create a story that utilizes the concept of a remake?  Dr. Who does this to some extent...Bond also, in a way.   

I haven't exactly figured out it'd work, but it seems like there could be a way to plan on the remake from the get go and use it for good...instead of meh.

(and yes, this is not a fully fleshed out thought....so call it a vomit post)

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Isn't that what a reboot is?

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