Write it down, you've got the new clerks right here!

also -- perhaps seek therapy, if you're job has you so confused you shoot vertical video you're not in a good way!

I'm reminded of my friend who worked at a gas station for a while in college. His coworker was an oddball who mentioned having spent time in the nearby mental hospital "on the Brown level". Other stories as well, but this was a college area, so the drunks and weirdos were pretty reasonable.

*drools*

You saying I'm uncultured?

UPDATE:  I GOT ROBBED!!! Well, sort of. A dude pulled in-filled his tank, and bolted. Flo who has been there for twelve years, it has only happen once to her. Storey ends with, police coming, CCTV footage being taken as evidence (probably never anything to come from it) and given a police statement. The car had stolen licence plates. Never a dull day! I quit today. This stop gap job just isn't worth the low wage for the hastle-currenty accepting donations to keep my lavish lifestyle going until I find another job. Any one need a sarky 31 year old with limited talents? Hire me I'm cheap.

And you are right, Flador. I just need a place to ditch my petrol station findings. Erg. I've stressed to hard for this pissing job. It's awful! And since I'm terrible at recalling things, I'll just dump it here so i can relax vent/pretend people are nice humans.

Belated 2018 update: The garage went under the month after I quit. It's now a Hertz car rental place.