Topic: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

So, for this Harry Potter thing that's gonna be happening in a month and a half, we're expecting and hoping that a whole lot of people will be checking out the feed, and by way of sheer numbers that'd be almost entirely folks who have never heard of us before.

And production for these sort of events is always kind of a heave-ho, especially on my end. Lots of stuff to plan for in the stream, lots of assets to make, lots of thinkin.'

Logistically, imagine the first moments of the stream for a second. We have three options.

Option 1
It just clicks on. A small portion of what will be the overall viewership is waiting for it to start when it happens, we all tweet "it's live" a lot right then, and folks start filing in. Kind of a slow start, chat-wise.

Option 2.
We let the stream start at 11:00, tweet "live now" then, and for an hour people file into the chat only to see an un-entertaining feed. You know, the sort of boring, get-your-shit-together-you-guys mess that we make you jerks watch every time we go live.  big_smile

or

Option 3
We let the stream start at 11:00, tweet "live now" then, and run something as entertaining as the show will be for an hour with a countdown clock. Like a red carpet-y pre-show sort of thing - only sad, because it's us. And we pimp live-ness for the whole hour.

Here's what I'm thinking. What we need is an hour of the best WAYDM stuff. Longer form than what we used for iJim's home page video, between thirty-second and three-minute clips of really good stuff. Then we sync that audio up to clips from the movies, maybe even trailers. (It's more about the audio, naturally, we just need some video component.)

The upside of this is, once it's done, we have a one-hour "example" video forevermore for introducing people to the show. But for this, that video would be placed under some onscreen graphics. Obviously a lower third saying "this is the preshow, greatest hits, blah blah" and a countdown timer, and also a "from "Return of the Jedi" or whatever under that indicating what movie this is from, to go along with whatever the clip is.

So if anyone is bored and likes... I dunno, helpin,' let's do this thing.


____ The Plan ____


Here's how I think this would work best. What we really need is the separated audio. A whole bunch of audio clips, of choice moments, cut down to only be as long as the "good bit." (Not further sliced down, naturally, the whole, unedited chunk.) Those would get saved as high-quality MP3s - likely higher quality than the actual episode was, just to ensure we don't lose anything in the process - named as something like [MOVIE-TITLE]-[clip#].mp3, and uploaded to the FTP. Then you post in this thread saying what you've uploaded - whatever it is, one clip you like, five clips, one movie, five movies, whatever - mostly so other folks don't do the same work you've just done.

I'll download those as they come in, find and download clips that go with them in one way or another from YouTube, and toss it in the edit. Once we have a good hour, we're done. Ideally we'd collect a bit more than an hour, so I could narrow it down a bit if I want something else in the hour, pick whatever's my favorite from what we got.

I think it'd be coolest if we ended up only using one clip per movie, so we get a huge spread of different movies on there, and people go "goddamn, that's a lot of movies." That's not to say I only want one clip per movie, I'm just sayin' I'm probably only gonna use one. Again, pick whatever's my favorite.


____ The Strategy ____


This is not going to be anywhere near as big a pain in the ass as Project Halp was, I don't think. For one thing, we don't need to catalogue everything we've ever done, we just need between twenty and forty cool moments or conversation from the last 198 episodes, and there's way, way more than that to be found, so it won't be much of a search.

Plus, we still have all the research done from Project Halp. That list only goes up to episode 123, A Few Good Men, because we did it a while ago. But it's a hell of a place to start. Honestly, we could do this entire thing that way and it'd be totally fine, I just think it'd be cool to grab a few moments from more recent episodes if anyone remembers any or stumbles upon them.

All the Project Halp stuff is here and here.

Any moment of really great conversation, or comedy, or observation is what we want. The less crappy the sound is, the better. There's a lot of blown-out moments in older episodes, donchaknow.


____ In Conclusion ____


Bottom line is, if you can think of a great moment from the show and the corresponding episode, clip it out and upload it, or at least post that info here so I can. (With timecode would be preferable, but any way to narrow down when it happened would be good.)

PM me for the ftp info, we have a guest zone on the FTP left over from the Road Trip. Alternatively, emailing clips to the show's email, or WeTransfer, or YouSendIt, or whatever, is fine too. (Addressed to the show's email.) Just make sure you mention what you've done in this thread, so someone else doesn't go to the trouble of doin' it again. No need to get too finnicky about the MP3 encoding stuff, just use whatever a "high" preset is in whatever software you're usin.'

So, thoughts? Anybody down to help me dig up some clips?

Teague Chrystie

I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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We should record a 'A Day In The Life Of' piece, where we show the set-up, some behind-the-scenes stuff, maybe some brief post-production stuff, and then 45 minutes of me going into the database to fix things Teague messed up.

"Most people don't even know what sysadmins do, but trust me, if they all took a lunch break at the same time they wouldn't make it to the deli before you ran out of bullets protecting your canned goods from roving bands of mutants."

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Teague wrote:

We need one hour of programming.


#!/usr/bin/python

import time

for x in range (1, 3600):
    time.sleep(1)
    print x

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Oh, you.

"Most people don't even know what sysadmins do, but trust me, if they all took a lunch break at the same time they wouldn't make it to the deli before you ran out of bullets protecting your canned goods from roving bands of mutants."

-- http://stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks

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Guess I'll start the race. Uploading these as soon as Teague PMs me and explains how to.  big_smile

Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Jar-Jar's bad faint take (1:50:55-1:52:05)
Character motivation (1:52:08-1:55:29)

Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Dorkman's legendary belt-buckle rant (2:20:15-2:22:09)

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The death of Saruman (12:50-14:47)

The Lost World: Jurassic Park
We give you million dollah (2:17:30-2:18:56)

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PM'd.

Teague Chrystie

I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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There's a lot of the stuff in Prometheus that is gold.  I think Brian's "If they said football was played with sticks and a net it would unacceptable," bit is pretty great.  Obviously anything off Abyss is great for Trey.  I think some of the discussion on Twilight would be of interest to the Potter audience.

Eddie Doty

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If we're really gonna be prepping the uninitiated to WAYDM, we'll need the "I used to be a banana" run from Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs.

And I haven't listened to it since the recording, but I remember the last 5 or so minutes of Dark Crystal being pretty solid WAYDM-ing

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You can't go wrong with Stokes and Tokes...

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Faldor wrote:

You can't go wrong with Stokes and Tokes...

I can't even remember what epi that's from now.

Can we see about assembling a montage of everything that's ripped Surrogates off?

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I wonder how long the montage of every "I hope somebody lost their job over that one..." would be.

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We should do some bleeping for the sake of the Potter audience, keep things PG-13.

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If I don't hear "We shall brook no party in the back, business all around" in the mix, I'll be very upset.

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auralstimulation wrote:

If I don't hear "We shall brook no party in the back, business all around" in the mix, I'll be very upset.

I strongly agree.

"To Spork you listen."  - Trey Stokes

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Dorkman wrote:

We should do some bleeping for the sake of the Potter audience, keep things PG-13.

Should you guys even go to that trouble, though? Considering they're going to be listening to a show which has a habit of harsh language and the semi-frequent R-rated story, just bleeping the preview seems like it'd be producing a false impression that would then be corrected by the actual marathon. Or are you referring to somehow bleeping the livestream as well as the hour "teaser"? Sorry if this sounds contrary, because I'm really not intending it that way and I obviously am not someone whose decision-making has anything to do with the show, nor should I be; it's just something that occurred to me.

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I, personally, love the ROTS commentary, and if Ryan W will be a part of this, ROTS has from fun clips for him.
Teague's whole "hotter than a barbeque" about lava is a great fun bit between the panelists.

Also, Trey's different names "Vinyl Backflip," "Red Face Mother [bleep]" from the Avengers is another fun bit.

God loves you!

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The running commentary during Return of the King Extended Edition during the Saruman scene had me in tears. That was the episode that sold me on the podcast.

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auralstimulation wrote:

The running commentary during Return of the King Extended Edition during the Saruman scene had me in tears. That was the episode that sold me on the podcast.

This...all of this smile

God loves you!

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I'll claim the Thor episode as it's a personal favorite.  I've already got too much stuff just in the first 45 minutes probably.  I'll come back and edit when I've got specific stuff clipped in case I miss something additional that somebody really wants to add.

Edit:  Here's what I've uploaded. 

00:04:34 - 00:04:50    Dorkman's plea - "Come back, sense!" (15s)
00:05:40 - 00:09:10    Trey criticizes the opening sequence and Natalie Portman (3m30s)
00:09:24 - 00:09:38    Why Dorkman's already drunk (14s)
00:28:57 - 00:31:43    Thor's non-arc and "orcs are people too!" (2m45s)
00:34:43 - 00:35:45    Animating CG creatures (52s)
01:12:56 - 01:13:47    Dorkman's Captain America fantasies (51s)
01:35:51 - 01:36:19    Thor finally has an actual arc (after getting punched) (28s)
01:55:38 - 01:57:00    "What's wrong with Thor?" - the 'through line' issue (1m19s)

I'm sure you don't want like tons of really short things 'cause you'll be editing until the end of time, but the two really short ones aren't screen specific, so you could drop them in anywhere to fill in a hole or something if you need to, and I think they're both really funny.  The "Animating CG creatures" one I liked just as a serious, "we really have experience with VFX" comment, but it's a little clipped at the end because there's some quasi-overlap with stuff I didn't want, so it might not work.  There's also a couple of lengths to choose from for the longer ones, depending on what you need.  All just grist for the mill really.

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For the next hour, everything in this post is strictly based on the available facts.

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I am not in LA at the moment, but might cruise back through sometime in the next month or so...does the broadcast site need a network installed?

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One Time @ Bland Camp...

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Mike's cookie/security bit from Unforgiven might be my favorite show moment post-A Few Good Men.

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Darth Praxus wrote:
Dorkman wrote:

We should do some bleeping for the sake of the Potter audience, keep things PG-13.

Should you guys even go to that trouble, though? Considering they're going to be listening to a show which has a habit of harsh language and the semi-frequent R-rated story, just bleeping the preview seems like it'd be producing a false impression that would then be corrected by the actual marathon. Or are you referring to somehow bleeping the livestream as well as the hour "teaser"? Sorry if this sounds contrary, because I'm really not intending it that way and I obviously am not someone whose decision-making has anything to do with the show, nor should I be; it's just something that occurred to me.

Yeah, I can see where you might be coming from if you think the Potter angle will change your demographic.  And certainly agree that the preview and the actual stream should be consistent, whether that's doing nothing or like putting the live feed on a 30-second delay or something so that you can bleep stuff.  But given that this is going to be a marathon, I'm not sure I would rely on yourselves to consistently self-censor.  Over here on TV, the continuity announcer usually says something like "This program contains strong language and adult situations from the outset and throughout."  That's the signal for all kids staying up late to start paying attention.  But it's (presumably) not going to be like Archer or anything.

I guess in these kinds of situations I tend to think of Picard's quote from the TNG pilot:  "If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are."

For the next hour, everything in this post is strictly based on the available facts.

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Well then FUCK IT

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At some point I'll need to upload Trey's "Explode dinosauh! We give you million dollah!" bit from the end of The Lost World.

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Usually a quote seems at least sorta familiar, but that one I have no memory of at all...