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Welcome To The Punch:
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This has a 50% on rottentomatoes.com, and I can't for the life of me figure out why. This movie is fucking fantastic.

Now you've got me wondering if I saw the same movie you did, because I thought it was dull, style-over-substance, derivative bullshit.  wink

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Cotterpin Doozer wrote:
Squiggly_P wrote:

Welcome To The Punch:
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This has a 50% on rottentomatoes.com, and I can't for the life of me figure out why. This movie is fucking fantastic.

Now you've got me wondering if I saw the same movie you did, because I thought it was dull, style-over-substance, derivative bullshit.  wink


I'll tiebreak in a few hours... wink

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Cotterpin Doozer wrote:
Squiggly_P wrote:

Welcome To The Punch:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Welcome_to_the_Punch_UK_poster.jpg

This has a 50% on rottentomatoes.com, and I can't for the life of me figure out why. This movie is fucking fantastic.

Now you've got me wondering if I saw the same movie you did, because I thought it was dull, style-over-substance, derivative bullshit.  wink

I thought it was about half-way. As a British action movie, it's something different and fresh. As as an action movie in general, it's pretty much samey. We don't make films like that here, it's just a shame people in other countries have done for a while, though.

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Jimmy B wrote:
Cotterpin Doozer wrote:
Squiggly_P wrote:

Welcome To The Punch:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Welcome_to_the_Punch_UK_poster.jpg

This has a 50% on rottentomatoes.com, and I can't for the life of me figure out why. This movie is fucking fantastic.

Now you've got me wondering if I saw the same movie you did, because I thought it was dull, style-over-substance, derivative bullshit.  wink

I thought it was about half-way. As a British action movie, it's something different and fresh. As as an action movie in general, it's pretty much samey. We don't make films like that here, it's just a shame people in other countries have done for a while, though.


Just watched it and while I don't think it is fair to call is style over substance, it is very superficial. It is only 90 minutes, and I feel it could have used another 15-20 minutes of character development. The plot makes sense, but they have a montage at the end as a main character lays it out, which I felt was necessary. They should definitely have fleshed the plot out more rather than focusing on the atmosphere, and leaving the plot as a last-minute exposition at the end.

Also the beginning of the movie is very flawed since they tell us nothing about the good guy or the bad guy, other than showing their interaction with one another. It also has alot of pregnant moments where shots linger on their eyes or expressions, but those are wasted since I literally don't know anything about them, and at that point I have absolutely no context for their emotions. A more straightforward start would have been alot better than the "jump right in" approach we get now. It's only 90 minutes so there was definitely room for it.

5/10, did not offend.

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There is a good chance it may be in my top ten but only because this year has been mostly shit.

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How about that scene with Grandma, tho? That scene alone made it worth buying for me.

I guess I'm in a minority, then, cause I loved the hell out of this flick. I like it when movies don't tell me stuff. The cold open, for instance. I expected it to do the typical "several weeks earlier" thing, and that the rest of the movie would just be context leading up to that eventual ending, but it did the exact opposite and went "nope, we're gonna go three years LATER and you'll never know all the awesome shit you just missed! HAHAHA!", and at first I was like "Awww, but that movie looked cool..." but I got over it when I saw that the movie totally fucked over the main character's knee - something that a lot of movies wouldn't have done (not to that extent, at least... a slight limp, maybe...)

But blah. This is going in my top ten of this year, and probably in my top five unless four more brilliant films come out... (I should note that I don't think I've even seen ten movies from this year so far, which means that GI Joe: Retaliation is probably in my top ten for the time being...)


The grandma scene was pretty sweet I got to say, it was extremely well executed, I love when the filmmakers take care to really make you notice and experience each bullet and making them feel like they have "weight" to them with good sound editing as they impact things. Like a perfect Max Payne bullettime sequence. Though that scene didn't really carry any consequences for any of the characters to be honest, noone sustained an injury that became important later. It was maaaaaybe a bit too contained to be necessary, while still nicely done.
I guess I felt like alot was setup; here are the pieces. But then I had a very hard time engaging myself in any of it. Again since I felt that I didn't really know any of the characters at all. I like subtlety, but I felt like there was nothing at all I could infer things from. There was almost no banter amongst characters about what they did this weekend, "I'm late because my f*cking cat bit me in the balls", those types of things.

Still I didn't find anything to be "objectively" bad and it is well executed, just a matter of how it works individually. Thanks for the tip still. Mark Strong was by far the strongest player I felt, and I've only seen him mainly in Stardust/Kick-Ass/Sunshine before, where he didn't really get to show the softer side.

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I watched it again yesterday and it stil holds up pretty well. A somewhat artsy psychological thriller with extreme method acting by Christian Bale (he went down to 120 pounds). I used to weigh 100 pounds at 5'10" (it was no Gypsy curse, just puberty), so I can sympathize.

If you want to see an emaciated Christian Bale in an indie with European sensibilities, give The Machinist a shot. It's moody and intriguing.

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But pity the warrior who slays all his foes...

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While I doubt I'll return to it, I did enjoy The Machinist quite a bit.

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I liked it too. Especially for the photography. Very cold, very bleak, and Christian Bale's performance is amazing. I think I watched The Machinist and American Psycho only a few days apart. It was weird. big_smile

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I liked it. Huge improvement on the second movie, with a much better villain, greater stakes, and a better arc for Stark.

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

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"...a better arc for Stark".

And an Aardvark in the park.

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Altitude (2010) - 3/10

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A few (I forget how many because I don't even care) young people, most of them obnoxious, one outright racist douchebag jock asshat, all with an inconceivable sense of proportion, fly a tiny plane to some place for some reason. Unfortunately for them, they fly into the twilight zone.

Terrific looking film considering the relatively low budget it appears to have.
Some of the worst scripting and direction I've seen in a film in a long time. Too much to even begin to go into, but at one point not too far in I just started laughing uncontrollably, doubting what I was seeing and hearing. When the characters predictably start meeting their ends I was cheering and laughing (no, really, literally), which I don't think was the intention since the other characters in the film were sad and crying and stuff.

The casual racist character is the single most annoying character I can remember seeing. He also gets a slow motion "fall away from the camera" moment which is played as shocking and sad and all that stuff. An idiot, racist piece of shit asshole dies in the film and the film plays it absolutely, 100% straight. Everyone in this film, save one or possibly two, are absolutely impossible to watch without wanting to punch the wall, and the movie is so stupid it doesn't realize this.
This is the movie where "the annoying character" from 5 other movies are suddenly the heroes. It'll blow your mind.

I would actually recommend this. I saw the whole thing, it is competently made on some levels. But chances are you will be just shaking your head the entire second half of the film. I had a running riff going for the last half of it, where practically everything said and done by anyone is just wrong. Empirically, emotionally, logically. And the movie is constantly enabling them instead of punishing them.


- Flying blind in a storm, have no solid estimate of your bearings or altitude? Why not put the plane into autopilot and have a cry in the back of the plane for 5 minutes instead of avoiding mountains or terrain?

- Did someone just OD on motion sickness pills? Just give them mouth to mouth for 20 seconds, don't make them throw up and try and clear their stomach or anything. They will magically recover from the chemicals surging through their body.

- Did you just say that you were going to die a few minutes earlier? Don't worry, distract yourself by becoming hurt about some small lie your boyfriend was just caught in.

- Terrified that you are going to die in a planecrash? Why not blow off some steam and endager the lives of you and all others by having a fistfight with someone to the point that the PILOT is completely distracted?


This is "Hello!?: The movie". Meaning after every sentence by a person, you want to shout "Hello!? Do you realize where the f*ck you are? I'm sure you can deal with this shit later when you're not possibly dead in 5 seconds".


There is more elements to work with here than classics like "Terror at 20.000 feet", and in the hands of competent screenwriters and director it could have been great. It is not.

Overall, a great time for the whole family.

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Squiggly_P wrote:

I remember when the trailer came out for this and the concept was so stupid that I really wanted to see it, and then I never got around to it. Thanks for reminding me. I'll have to swing by the used video store tonight. They HAVE to have it. They have everything.

Haha, that's awesome. I'd be very interested to hear what you think of it. smile

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It's essentially a play that takes place within a restaurant.
Hadn't seen this one since college, what a gorgeous movie, however, it's pretty damn uncomfortable. 
I really don't know anything about the director, but I'm curious to check out his other stuff.
Also, all the characters clothes change color, depending on what room they're in (red for dining room, green for the kitchen)...except the main character, who always wears the same brown suit. 
I'm sure there's a ton to unpack in this movie, but I haven't spent enough time thinking about it...still reeling from the end.

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STORIES WE TELL.

I've become a huge fan of Sarah Polley as a director, but I had no idea she was capable of a doc as personal and nuanced as this.  I don't want to say much, other than to say that the good in the film eclipses the logline by about a light year. 

Eddie Doty

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Shackman wrote:

I really don't know anything about the director, but I'm curious to check out his other stuff....
I'm sure there's a ton to unpack in this movie, but I haven't spent enough time thinking about it...still reeling from the end.

I've really lost track of what Peter Greenaway (the writer/director) has been doing since about the mid 90's, but in terms of where to go from here, I would probably start with The Draughtsman's Contract or, if you really feel like being messed with, Drowning By Numbers

I still remember my old pan-and-scanned videotape of The Draughtsman's Contract, which had been mysteriously retitled The aughtsman ontra.  Home video really has come a long way kids.

For the next hour, everything in this post is strictly based on the available facts.

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Eddie wrote:

STORIES WE TELL.

So - based off that review I gave this one a watch tonight, and Stories We Tell gets a thumbs up from me as well.  It is really quite something. 

The story itself is a mindblower, but the movie about the story is also a fascinating construct - Sarah Polley is sort of the central character and yet presents herself as just another one of the participants... even as we also watch her directing the doc... it's a hell of a high wire act and yet it totally works. 

And then in the last third the whole thing loops back on itself and becomes recursive... I don't think I've ever seen anything like it.   If this one is ever a candidate for a Documentality episode, I volunteer to be there.

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Pretty sure this will be next ep of Documentality along with Overnight.  Theme: Storytelling.

Eddie Doty

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Eddie wrote:

Pretty sure this will be next ep of Documentality along with Overnight.  Theme: Storytelling.

Loved your review of "People versus George Lucas" and how it relates to that. Storytelling discussion sounds incredibly interesting.

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Sherlock Holmes (2009)

I rather enjoyed it. A bit CGI-in-your-face, but it overall looked amazing, and I always love Victorian London in movies. It reminded me a lot of From Hell, with a far less serious tone, of course.

Robert Downey Jr. nails it, no surprise here - but I was way more impressed by Jude Law, whose performance I wasn't expecting much of. Rachel McAdams provided me with a new crush, and Mark Strong was badass (as expected too).

Yup, two great hours of my evening. The sequel shall follow very soon.

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WINDY CITY HEAT (2003)
Jimmy-Kimmel-produced long-form prank on would-be comedian/actor Perry Caravello (yes, his name is misspelled in the poster) by his friends.

I don't normally go for reality stuff or prank shows, but this totally worked for me. Caravello has the perfect mix of narcissism and cluelessness that makes you love him and enjoy watching him be humiliated. I don't know when I last laughed so hard. At least since season 3 of Community.

The only drawback is Tony Barbieri, who is nearly as bad an actor as Caravello and way over the top in his burnout act, but Caravello has known him for years and apparently buys it.

Watch the whole thing here
Watch the extras where Perry sees the movie for the first time and still doesn't realize it's not the movie he was supposedly making

/shout out to Marc Maron's WTF podcast, where I was reminded that this existed by his Don Barris interview; Barris, Kimmel's friend and show writer, is the mastermind behind it

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Hadn't heard anything about this one. Will look into it further, it very well may go on my watchlist.

Also I checked IMDB a day ago and realized just how much I've seen Mark Strong. I always just remember 2-3 movies but I've seen him in close to 9-10.

I think he is the closest to a mancrush I will ever get. There, I said it.

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Saw someone mention this in the chat, so I immediately opened iTunes and rented it.  Ha, first! Lame! Hitler!

Nothing particularly notable about the style or construction of the doc itself - not that there had to be.  It's well made and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.   

The point is the material, which - if you're into magic in general or Ricky Jay in particular - is fascinating and fun.  Especially the huge doses of archival footage.  If you've always wanted to see a nine-year-old Ricky Jay awkwardly pull a dove out of a tube on live television, this is your movie.

The big revelation for me personally was all the clips of Jay doing television in the '70s, when he was rocking the "hippie magician" look with long hair and beard.    I suddenly realized I'd seen a lot of those performances and liked that guy - I just never realized until I saw the doc that that guy was also Ricky Jay.

Anyway, if you want to see a lot of neato card tricks and get a glimpse into the world of people who are really really serious about stage magic - dive in.

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Watched this too - thanks for the heads up, BDA.

Awesome. Just awesome. I've been trying to track down an original print of Cards as Weapons for... over ten years now. I look for it in every used bookstore I ever pass. I don't know what I'll do when I find it, I think I'll be a little disappointed.

Anyway, loved it, but it might be a bit dry for anyone who isn't nuts for magic.

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Teague wrote:

Watched this too - thanks for the heads up, BDA.

I was the one who posted it in the chat. sad

I listed to it in the car yesterday, sounded awesome. Now I have to watch it.

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