I'll be honest, I played it at one-and-a-half times the speed just so I didn't have to spend more than an hour on it. It's amazing though. It's basically Surrogates, but for Star Wars, and whatever-the-hell the Italian equivalent of coffee&bagels is.

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Ex Machina Ex Machina Ex Machina Ex Machina Ex Machina

Go see it immediately

It premieres here tonight, I'm sure a thread will be up by that point. I plan on catching it Saturday.

I loved that movie SO MUCH.  I forget how big a part of my childhood Dabney Coleman was.

This sounds absolutely glorious.

...Not to be a prude, but what the fuck were you expecting?

I've not actually seen the entire film, I gave up around the hour and a half mark, where there was still a solid hour of bullshit left. You are a better man than me Squiggly.

I have to agree with what you said, and add that T4 is to me by far the most disjointed and idiotic entry in the series. You really cannot follow it, halfway through reading your plot description I already had given up trying to figure out who did what and why.
It's like they purposefully write it as diffusely and messy as possible to make sure people feel compelled to buy the retail product later to assimilate the parts they missed the first time. I've seen the previous entries a few times each with Rifftrax accompaniment, and god knows I still cannot remember half of the plot details in those things. They're like the movie equivalent of Gish gallop, drowning you in stuff and things and look at that flag and shiny metal flying past the screen and short shorts on a 17-year-old and that dude just got burned alive and Mark Wahlberg just randomly chugged a branded drink on the street and please help me I don't even remember who I am anymore.