Altitude (2010) - 3/10

A few (I forget how many because I don't even care) young people, most of them obnoxious, one outright racist douchebag jock asshat, all with an inconceivable sense of proportion, fly a tiny plane to some place for some reason. Unfortunately for them, they fly into the twilight zone.
Terrific looking film considering the relatively low budget it appears to have.
Some of the worst scripting and direction I've seen in a film in a long time. Too much to even begin to go into, but at one point not too far in I just started laughing uncontrollably, doubting what I was seeing and hearing. When the characters predictably start meeting their ends I was cheering and laughing (no, really, literally), which I don't think was the intention since the other characters in the film were sad and crying and stuff.
The casual racist character is the single most annoying character I can remember seeing. He also gets a slow motion "fall away from the camera" moment which is played as shocking and sad and all that stuff. An idiot, racist piece of shit asshole dies in the film and the film plays it absolutely, 100% straight. Everyone in this film, save one or possibly two, are absolutely impossible to watch without wanting to punch the wall, and the movie is so stupid it doesn't realize this.
This is the movie where "the annoying character" from 5 other movies are suddenly the heroes. It'll blow your mind.
I would actually recommend this. I saw the whole thing, it is competently made on some levels. But chances are you will be just shaking your head the entire second half of the film. I had a running riff going for the last half of it, where practically everything said and done by anyone is just wrong. Empirically, emotionally, logically. And the movie is constantly enabling them instead of punishing them.
- Flying blind in a storm, have no solid estimate of your bearings or altitude? Why not put the plane into autopilot and have a cry in the back of the plane for 5 minutes instead of avoiding mountains or terrain?
- Did someone just OD on motion sickness pills? Just give them mouth to mouth for 20 seconds, don't make them throw up and try and clear their stomach or anything. They will magically recover from the chemicals surging through their body.
- Did you just say that you were going to die a few minutes earlier? Don't worry, distract yourself by becoming hurt about some small lie your boyfriend was just caught in.
- Terrified that you are going to die in a planecrash? Why not blow off some steam and endager the lives of you and all others by having a fistfight with someone to the point that the PILOT is completely distracted?
This is "Hello!?: The movie". Meaning after every sentence by a person, you want to shout "Hello!? Do you realize where the f*ck you are? I'm sure you can deal with this shit later when you're not possibly dead in 5 seconds".
There is more elements to work with here than classics like "Terror at 20.000 feet", and in the hands of competent screenwriters and director it could have been great. It is not.
Overall, a great time for the whole family.
Last edited by TechNoir (2013-09-11 22:00:08)